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Michael Citro

@mike36fan.bsky.social
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I write stuff at michaelsrecordcollection.com and manage TheManeLand.com. I also write about OSU football at Land-Grant Holy Land. "Look man, all I can do is describe these things. I am not responsible for the world being like this." - Albert Burneko

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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 5h
I keep getting Texas and Ohio political ads on YouTube TV. Aside from the outright making stuff up by the PAC-sponsored ones, the tactic I'm seeing most is, "Hey, you might not like the Republicans that are running, but we'd like you to vote for them anyway so we can keep the majority. Please?"
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh you tricky Buckeyes.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A holding call on an Ohio State conference opponent? In THIS economy? It's like seeing a unicorn.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep your hat on, Alliegro.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Austin Shugartseveld
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, we finally didn't drop an interception!
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're going to cover Smith with a safety 1-on-1?
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good defense bails out idiotic offensive play calling and official not calling the defender for pulling Smith's arm down early.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Iowa pass interference not called there.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone go get Ohio State out of the locker room.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeremiah Smith tied Olave's record, too. Well done, young man.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nessler really wants that to be short, but that ball broke the plane. Great play by Smith.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
McGuire with another disappointing punt, so the special teams continue to just suck all of the available ass.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hire Iowa's special teams coach, IMO.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Connor Hawkins can go right back to Baylor.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohio State is apparently the only college that still recruits #CollegeKickers
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It's the Dog Park" is a banger but you need the single edit without the ear infection spoken word bit.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's my annual question: has anyone ever missed a field goal against Ohio State?
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, that's not good. Be OK, Kenyatta.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did Hank Brown's spike reach the line of scrimmage?
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jermaine Mathews Jr. also having a bad quarter. Woof. He and Gabe Van Sickle gonna hate film session.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gabe Van Sickle having a quarter to forget.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to be a long day for Inniss if they're allowed to hold his arm down. Hard to catch the ball if you can't raise your arm.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Charles Davis out here bland-ing me to death yet again.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good uncalled downfield pick by Iowa to prevent the defender from getting to the tight end, allowing YAC.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Devin Sanchez playing the role of 2024 Davison Igbinosun.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Decent start.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep: Limu Emu and Doug Kill: Liberty Biberty In fact, have a sendoff commercial where Limu Emu and Doug set Liberty Biberty on fire and laugh as he burns to ashes.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joel Klatt seems surprised Fleck didn't use his last timeout, which then would have allowed Michigan to run out the clock with a running play.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drake Lindsey wyd
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PJ Fleck: The run is working, let's pass!
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This just in: the vice president of the United States says there are right and wrong skin colors.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty sure people born in Jacksonville are Americans and thereby legally entitled to be in this country. I mean, but so much has changed in the last two years, I could have missed a memo or something.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perhaps, and excuse my naivete here, murdering people is wrong (that lead character in that black book that's in every hotel room says so, anyway), and murdering people because they murdered other people is both hypocritical and establishes a potential path for murdering the wrong person.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awesome example of diplomacy, sir!
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like a phoenix, rising from the ashes of the Atlanta Thrashers to confuse people who use Angel City FC's abbreviation!
Atlanta Thrashers logo
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So we can expect you to take action against Newsmax when?
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, beliefs based on conjecture with no evidence obviously can't possibly be conspiracy theories.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bluesky, the official social media app of sports.
Screen shot of four consecutive skeets about a doinked kick in Denver in my timeline.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL, South Carolina. South CaroLOLina, even. wyd?
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool, fill up on expensive gas more often as the planet gets hotter. Great job, everyone.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Pablo Maurer @mlsist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I promise you — even 2/3 full, Orlando's home stadium is the loudest one in American soccer. I have always, always felt that way. By a wide margin, btw... Have to think it has to do w/angle of stands, roofs, etc.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good illustration on CBS showing that Michigan Stadium is just a big fucking hole in the ground. You know, like a latrine.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why not make the entire defense out of Jaylen McClain? 🤔
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Five-star corner in this game giving up a big play or committing a critical penalty once per game for every star he had during his recruitment.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A TFL against the run? In THIS economy?
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Taps the sign*
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decent drive, Buckeyes.
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Michael Citro @mike36fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Safe to say Matt Patricia did not fix the rush defense.
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