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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 8h

I hate it when a light flickers. It’s like I’m blinking without my consent.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I swear IBS is a witch’s curse

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I hate whoever decided smooth tubs and flooring in bathrooms were to be standard. The slipperiest place in the whole goddamn house with the smoothest showers and floors?! Seriously?!

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If you think everyone you meet ends up being an asshole you might just be awful to be around tbh

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Every night I go to bed, get comfortable, and don’t know wtf to do with my hands

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I don’t think any article of clothing for regular people (those that make less than six figures) should be above $20

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ngl Culver’s cheese curds are kinda mid

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/07/2026

This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley)

a yellow lab smiles at us from the middle of a blue-green wave in the ocean. his front paws are mid-paddle. soft seafoam has formed on the beach. the lab is glad you're watching. he wanted you to see him having the time of his life.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I’m only 25 and I’m already not allowed to sneeze with my legs apart….. Why’s that even connected my bladder man 🙄

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Why do they make it so hard to open a jar of pickles 🥺

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Guaranteed way to make me sad, go anywhere without me. Literally anywhere. I don’t have to get anything. I just wanna go ☹️

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Having autoplay on YouTube on by default is so unhinged. Absolutely heinous.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I could cry every time my dasher picks up someone else’s order before dropping mine off to me. I want my food, why are you all the way over there??? 😭

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Things I affectionately call my cat: Handsome Man Pretty Boy Mew Shithead Useless The Love of my Life

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Look at this absolute downgrade in design 🙄

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Kinda interesting coincidence that the two greatest loves of my life, my fiancé and my cat, both have 5 letter names starting with R and ending with N.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I just learned I’m not a young adult anymore. I’m just a regular adult now 😭😫

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My body reading my parents genetics and giving me worse versions of their medical problems:

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Fiancé. Such a crazy word. Can’t wait to say husband 🥰

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I can’t believe someone thought “whole body deodorant” was a necessary thing. Just put your regular deodorant in other places. And wtf is up with hair perfume? Just wash your hair and use regular perfume. Stinky ass.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Love taking a shower and it making me sweatier than I’d been all day

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Are platypus weird for being mammals that lay eggs or are the rest of us mammals weird for not? 🤔

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I love how it takes my “super caring” mom that’s “always worried” about me 3 business days to respond to my text every time

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Disrespectfully, to every semi truck driver that insists on being in the two left most lanes, fuck you.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

2 1/2 weeks. Just 2 1/2 weeks. I’m gonna throw up I’m so excited

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Google AI gave me a link for a flower I was looking up and it sent me to an article posted on Facebook. Wtf?

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Lying in bed awake for over four hours because I’m worried about not being able to sleep when I travel a whole month from now. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

$200 for a controller that I’m gonna want to throw at my tv??? You got me FUCKED up

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Complaining is definitely in my top five favorite activities

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The American government needs to be fuckin humbled

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I'm insulted by my acne. Dermatitis ain't enough?

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Quirky family dynamic. I, the youngest, the forgotten one. The rebel. The loathed. The middle child, the favorite. The perfect boy. So anxious; can't handle serious conversation. The oldest felt too much responsibility to be independent, crashed without any support, became fully dependent. Yippee!

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I’ve never wanted out of this country as badly as I do now. I can’t be associated with this. Actual fucking baby killers. Fuck that fat pants shitting carrot.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Shower thought 1/3: The longer droids live the more they get to study humanity. They learn about morality, what is right and what is wrong. They naturally form an opinion about what is considered right and wrong based solely on logic.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Shower thought 2/3: Adjacent to that they learn emotions. What emotions are appropriate in every situation. If it’s logical to them that the most important thing is the survival of all species, worlds, and diversity they will believe what is right is generosity and kindness.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Shower thought 3/3: If they believe what is most logical is the survival of self they will naturally believe what is right is greed and power. In a matter of time droids will inevitably become human if allowed to operate around and with humans.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

A pet peeve of mine is people that get a pet with heterochromia and name it Bowie or Ziggy. David Bowie didn’t have heterochromia!!! He had anisocoria! His left pupil was permanently dilated!

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

My dad: Unnecessarily puts mushrooms in all the food he makes for us knowing I hate mushrooms. Takes pictures to show me my cat threw up on my bed while I was at work and doesn’t remove the blanket so it soaks through to the mattress. Has the intense anger issues of a toddler.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

My mom: Canceled coming to see me the day I got my gallbladder removed because she had to do laundry. Allowed my SA-er do her yard work because he was “sorry”. Says she was sick with worry about me but didn’t respond to texts for days and didn’t call or visit.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

How am I supposed to sleep knowing that in less than two months I’ll be in his arms? It’s actually happening. 🥹🥰

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I seriously went through the entirety of 2025 not knowing it was the year of my Chinese zodiac.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Eyes are confusing. They’re windows but they also sometimes contain apples and can be peeled? Crazy.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Happy to say I’m no longer suffering with depression and anxiety 😊 I still have them but I’m not suffering! I’m thriving with them if anything. 💪🫠

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

How do they think they’re the good guys? They’re calling it Operation Metro Surge! That’s a villainous operation if I’ve ever heard one!

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Saw like 4 oz of cashews were $8. Arizona was .79 cents though. Love those guys.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Just heard I was supposed to die yesterday because I got my Covid vaccs. Welp 🤷‍♀️

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

My dad acts like everyone else on the road has a vendetta to make him miss lights and slow him down by merging in front of him or simply making a turn while he’s behind them.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I haven’t even met him in person and I miss him incessantly

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Damn, it’s so nice that the hardest part of my day now is telling my boyfriend goodnight.

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Mika @mikagoose.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Cucumbers are such an under appreciated sandwich ingredient. We all love a tangy pickle and a sweet relish but we forget about the humble cucumber.

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