RAYNER’s 4th dimensional, failed magician older sister (by 4 years, 4 months, 4 weeks, 4 nights, 4 hours, 4 minutes, & 7 seconds. Bastard.)
she hates hearing or seeing her name, so #### or “4 N/A” it is.
“Mother of Creation” to Nocturne, Housekeeper of Fad Final, & disturbed sponge collector! :>
![The Official Sneldon Comic!
This is Sneldon ---> =\:> "yo whatsup."
He works here. (Scenic outdoor parking lot of MiND tech)
He has a lot of co-workers (The only prominent of which being RAYNER)
No one really knows what they actually do at their office.
But it's their jobs, so they keep on working. (RAYNER pointing at a graph)
Now you can understand Sneldon comics =\:> "Is that it?"
Yeah, they'll pick up on the rest =\:> "Oh okay"
ALright let's do this =\:>
Sneldon & The Pitch
(sneldon is working at his cubicle when RAYNER points in excitedly)
RAYNER: "Sneldon! Sneldon! I've got a pitch for you! Just two words!"
RAYNER: "Internet Snails."
(sneldon turns and RAYNER's face shifts to soft disappointment.)
sneldon =\:> "No."
[4 Months Later]
(Sales for the snails have plummeted, RAYNER is not taking it with with his classic RAYNER alcoholism.)
RAYNER: "WHO COULD'VE PREDICTED THIS!?!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vgdluhburbx53y3e6mgsputz/bafkreic324w7jpjskfwbmmlbk2nkfl4lwhj7eh7hy5oqfrcpl5pslemk7y)
