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im jared @mightnot.fail · 14h

easy. my nana had a doll collection

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 01/10/2026

they should put you in a glass jar and shake it really hard actually

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/09/2026

i take a trophy from every big walker i take down

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 16/09/2026

i dont think the person who wrote the title and description of this video can understand just how important this exact wording and punctuation is to me

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 13/09/2026

moments before a heroic rescue

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 10/09/2026

back on my fallen london grind and you know im milking the creature

Curdling
The process requires mask, gloves and recalling to mind the worst heartbreak you have ever felt. No, worse. The Miser does not have udders so much as cillia. Your tears are, apparently, an inducement to lactation. The flow is clear: you can see your every desire reflected in it. The Miser looks at you, un-troubled. Is that kinship in its rheumy eyes? It whickers, shedding fresh glim as it bounds away from you.

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 10/09/2026

There’s something uniquely wrong with the brains of people who regularly use Twitter to find childrens takes to repost onto this website, for sure

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 27/08/2026

never let chances pass you by, you dont know when it'll be too late.....

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 23/08/2026

primal beast is in obviously but we're talking about the Actual Armless Snake. lexi will pay for this

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 21/08/2026

still got it update: still got it

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 19/08/2026

tfw when you ask who the master is and you get that el melloi classroom stare

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 15/08/2026

we also found secret clown wallpaper hidden in my grandpas kitchen

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 15/08/2026

building my grandpas temu cabinet saturday

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 14/08/2026

some personal news: sat on my balls

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 14/08/2026

went to catch my greyhound bus and they sent a fucking minivan instead. we're packed in like sardines dogg. the driver was describing how shes going to quit tomorrow morning by just not showing up

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 14/08/2026

decided to introduce my mom to my favorite unofficial emoji

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 13/08/2026

gotta get my red up but otherwise satisfying

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 11/08/2026

re: the adblocker post. you dont even get paid to do that shit on bluesky. pure debateboy pervert shit

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 31/07/2026

all of these describe me too, not a big deal

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 25/07/2026

back on the path of the wolf

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/07/2026

spoilers for deltarune chapter 2 weird route. which ive been playing today

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 14/07/2026

was looking up what magazine one of the shows this season runs in and comic yuri hime's logo fucking rocks

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 14/07/2026

whos up loving brand synergy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!