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![The reason the Japanese liked [my former skateboard brand, ‘Homeless’] was because it had an L in it and a Japanese marketing firm wouldn’t come up with a brand name with an L in it. L is not in their vocabulary. It’s a tough pronunciation for them. So I thought, next time I have a company, I’ll make a name with three Ls and see if I can get three times the money. It’s kind of exotic for them. I was playing with Ls and I came up with Lululemon. It’s funny to watch them try to say it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ujl3qhfvb2wa3gvptlipvitx/bafkreidarzlk67mec3ohdxpf7nchbp3kpe74l75lyya5caifr3msuhj2ha)
