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The Conald

@midsterwil.bsky.social
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Father who admits to a few of the kids Championship golfer when I ride alone Very smart and know so many words 220 lbs making me ripped Great negotiator who almost closes the biggest deals

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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
THE CONALD: Get me that liberals and judges list. We need to fill up the planes. BONDI: On it Sir. Kash can deliver before today’s Trump Appreciation Party. Everyday you shock me with the best ideas. THE CONALD: Good girl. BTW, that dress is too long. You know how I like it. Get me a Diet Coke
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
THE CONALD: “Has China called?” LUBNICK: Not yet. They sent this via Signal though. Marked Top Secret
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I love this he man.
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This damn RFK keeps making a mockery of my regime. THE CONALD: Call Besset. Find out if RFK bought my meme coins this week. GESTAPO: Yes Sir he paid. THE CONALD: OK then he’s okay.
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
JD, get that (Latin) Bukele back on the leash. Tell him access = nada pesos.
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Yeah. Well. I never said when the 24 hours begins. + Congressional Republicans told me it = 365 days. So back off. The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
God dammit JD. Get Bukele back on his leash.
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
He’s a criminal because Pam (very hot btw) used her words. Speaking the word creates reality. Right Christians? Fallopians: 12 6:9 Tee hee I just used 69. The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
HEY. BUKELE. WTF. The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
HEY. BUKELE. WTF The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Cabinet meeting sound bite: Sir, I don’t mind meeting. Just to be in your presence and hear your wisdom is productive enough for me.
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
No concern. RFK bought his meme coins this week. The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
THESE MY BOYS The Conald Note to Caroline Leavitt, “These really are Republicans, right? I didn’t read their substack. On the course. And, of course I’m winning.
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“I’m no asset. To anyone.” The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“We don’t need more book readers. We need more ICE men. NOTE: No degree required.” The Conald
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
But he criticized me. Too bad for him. VERY SAD
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The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I think you mean Frederick Douglas
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