The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025THE CONALD: Get me that liberals and judges list. We need to fill up the planes. BONDI: On it Sir. Kash can deliver before today’s Trump Appreciation Party. Everyday you shock me with the best ideas. THE CONALD: Good girl. BTW, that dress is too long. You know how I like it. Get me a Diet Coke 000
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025THE CONALD: “Has China called?” LUBNICK: Not yet. They sent this via Signal though. Marked Top Secret 000
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025This damn RFK keeps making a mockery of my regime. THE CONALD: Call Besset. Find out if RFK bought my meme coins this week. GESTAPO: Yes Sir he paid. THE CONALD: OK then he’s okay. 000
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025JD, get that (Latin) Bukele back on the leash. Tell him access = nada pesos. 000
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Yeah. Well. I never said when the 24 hours begins. + Congressional Republicans told me it = 365 days. So back off. The Conald 000
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025He’s a criminal because Pam (very hot btw) used her words. Speaking the word creates reality. Right Christians? Fallopians: 12 6:9 Tee hee I just used 69. The Conald 060
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Cabinet meeting sound bite: Sir, I don’t mind meeting. Just to be in your presence and hear your wisdom is productive enough for me. 030
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025No concern. RFK bought his meme coins this week. The Conald 000
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025THESE MY BOYS The Conald Note to Caroline Leavitt, “These really are Republicans, right? I didn’t read their substack. On the course. And, of course I’m winning. 010
The Conald @midsterwil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025“We don’t need more book readers. We need more ICE men. NOTE: No degree required.” The Conald 020