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Maple, spooky nerdzilla

@midsizespaniel.bsky.social
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21 - a dog. a moderately* sized dog - 🔞 - it/she - macro/micro and cruel themes ahead - no rp

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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 22h
Proof enough? :3c
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
holy shit i caught a second...
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
guys, I caught one!!!
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
load-bearing image for me, truly
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blank :)
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh.
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
addendum:
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"mysterious winds..."
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last night I had a dream that a friend and I went to a used games store and I found The Nutshack for Windows PC, a game that does not exist. I thought to myself: "holy shit this is so rare, I need to buy it!" I was distraught when I awoke and found no such game. Recreation of cover pictured below:
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making you look at Her
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guh………
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👉👈
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
socializing in college is such a pain because this video is genuinely how 90% of people talk when you try to interact with them
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
did you know? staring at my paws is shown to improve your mood!! kissing them works even better!! don't believe me? give it a shot :3c
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here’s mine! Nice and squishy, protected from the elements! …don’t mind the smell though- you’ll get used to it-
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
teehee :3c
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
like, what am I supposed to glean from this? is it an insult? a recommendation? strange people gather in the blue sky.
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hi :3
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
even lucky charms look joyless these days.
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
so like……. Since it’s skunktember……… 👉👈
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
can I offer you a funny dog during this trying time ?
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
mid-hiatus, bored-in-class, doggy doodles
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"can you get fucking real for a second?" me:
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ouuuuughhhhhhhhooooouuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
semi regular reminder: Her 🧡✨🦊🐾
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
like....... chat i need to worship Dark Enchantress Cookie like a goddess-
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE >:3
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
so uh...... Meet Sylver Carvalo (She/He), 23 y/o buckgirl :3 some fun facts about her: - [ ] 6'3" - [ ] Transfem but kept her antlers as a political statement and also cuz they look sick - [ ] Acts like a bully but actually really sweet when you get to know her (1/2)
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Back she goes! Hope you enjoyed your few breaths of fresh air, cuz you’re never getting any more. Either learn to love my foot scent or choke, doesn’t matter to me!
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Caught this tiny bitch and her gf. Stuffed em both in my sneakers for the day. It was hot, so there was a LOT of sweat and pressure. Honestly, I’m surprised she lived, especially given the smell. Her gf wasn’t so lucky. My other paw pulped her lol. She’ll go back in tomorrow. I’ll keep her. :3
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hm. Hm. Very interesting.
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Reminder: you’re never safe from fox girls. <3
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
presented without comment
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
wow ! muchrooms……. ✨
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Really really fucking BIG skunk :3 If you don’t get crunched, that smell is definitely gonna do you in…
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
behold! a masterpiece
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Her name is Morgan McPhaon (23 she/they) - [ ] Stinks good (of course) - [ ] Steamy, stuffy socks in huge, stompy boots :3 - [ ] Dimension hopper - [ ] Professional smoker of “the cigarettes that makes other people shrink when you blow it on them - [ ] Exceedingly chill, but also kinda a huge bully
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
and uh... in case you were wondering:
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
anyway... behold, my friends... 10 foot tall heavyweight champion, professional smelly woman, and total smug bastard bully, Beatrisa Artemievna! :3 An unstoppable brute of a woman...
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Some of you really need to be smothered in a bitchy foxgirl’s pawsweat until you’re braindead and it shows 😤🐾
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
anywho showing you Maple’s Auntie Sasha cuz now I’m thinking about her in addition to how much I usually think about her,,,,,
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
stepping on u over and over and over and over and over and
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Shrinking you and putting you in a salad spinner cuz I think it'll be like an amusement park ride for you :3 (I spun it WAY too much and you were killed by the g forces)
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ah, complete equilibrium...
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
presented without comment
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
me whenever you sizepost fr…
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pictured here: me wrecking your hometown for funsies :3
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
these two btw..
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Maple, spooky nerdzilla @midsizespaniel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
a..auntie Sasha…….
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