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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

posting this as the first reply because i was expecting one of the several outright white men i actually responded to with "unattractive" to be the unpopular opinion

"hidden gem" was a South Asian woman who looks pretty conventionally attractive; "unpopular opinion" was a conventionally attractive Levantine or otherwise Mediterranean man I still responded "attractive" to

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

heteroflexible mixed enby has physical type of "conventionally attractive women regardless of race", news at 5. (this isn't quite accurate because short hair should be showing up in auxiliary. also if following me, read the alt text before you decide to take this)

my "main type": conventionally attractive white brunette with curly hair, conventionally attractive Jewish-coded white brunette, conventionally attractive white redhead, conventionally attractive East Asian woman

my "auxiliary types": two conventionally attractive Black women of both darker and lighter skin tone, conventionally attractive goth-coded white woman

"more selective" than 2% of people whose data was willingly farmed for this

"less mainstream" than 71% of people

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i can name off a bunch of tourist attractions in Ottawa i googled real quick, doesn't mean jack shit. however,

a picture of my House of Commons ID from when I worked for an MP, with my name blocked out

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

>temu riddler's website peddling a "fun is spiritually israeli" take

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

All this is ”only in my head” and meanwhile the selfsame electorate mentioned swinging 20+ points because an 84 year old man’s staff wanted to keep getting paid is not what is actually “only in your head” (please ignore all election results after a Trump ethics scandal has broken)

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Madeon playing the most "HON HON HON, I'M *FRENCH!*" set I think I've ever heard from him while wearing this might actually be my favorite non-NIN set of either weekend #coachella

Hugo Pierre "Madeon" Leclercq behind the decks at Quasar at Coachella, wearing a black sleeveless undershirt under what appears to be a clear shirt

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

my sources tell me they are actually building centrifuges directly under this intersection

center of this image is the intersection of South University Ave & South Forest Ave in Ann Arbor, MI. I am still mad about a restaurant closure on the southeast corner, specifically

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

mfw someone figured this out pretty much simultaneously with you posting this

Meteion, the embodiment of despair from FFXIV: Endwalker, thinks this is a bit on the nose

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

me when this person quote skeets calling everyone replying to them "locusts of math explainers" because they are asking what impetus a republican trifecta (that just signaled not 100 days ago that they were okay with starving children to get a CR passed) has to listen to maximalist demands

a literal despair hivemind looks at her phone and thinks this is a bit much

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

at all times Above & Beyond literally just looks like two average middle-aged British dudes and their Finnish friend who wandered into their house one day, and they fuckin rule for it

Jono Grant looking remarkably like my brother but with less hair in square sunglasses, a Picture This single shirt and a black jacket; Paavo Siljamaki who I am extremely glad has been wearing his hair like this after whatever the 2010s were; and Tony McGuinness looking like he's the average 60 year old British man on a Mediterranean vacation

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

having fun with the alt text on these, the fact that this person cared enough to delete all of their interaction with me, and also the fact that instead of using "fucked" or "shagged" or any of the tenses of "had sex" this person said "coitus" (a term which virtually no one outside of research uses)

former channer "Tenchi Ohki" demonstrates he has literally never met any neurodivergent people in making the blanket statement that no one who has ever consensually fucked, a group that includes the apparently famously fuckless speedrunning community, has used the word "stunlocked"

also contextually: this person went nuclear on me for expecting "satire pages" to feel any level of social responsibility, proceeded to start using the british version of the r-slur so he wouldn't instantly get hit by moderation labelers, and was skeeting prolifically as recently as 2:20 AM

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

an unelected foreigner who has very close ties to a worrying number of the US's enemies could cut off funds to any number of shit that people in your family rely on, at any point, and you're still posting this libertopian "GOVERNMENT BAD AMIRITE REDDITORS" shit like grafton, NH doesn't exist

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

>He could be the very one that helps the Democrat party rebound.

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

certainly depressing for me knowing that the outcome of the first "after hitler, our turn" was right there to learn from this entire time. for 92 entire years. and you still decided and are still actively deciding...

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

probably want to support with doordash or ubereats, considering the GH data breach. (reposting because some dude freaked out in both of our mentions. attachment is his freakout in yours, with alt text.)

oh? you're using one of the FILTHY CAPITALIST APPS to send DELIVERY FOOD to PROTESTORS? you aren't going out of your way to figure out all the DC local activist groups user sacramentocloud doesn't think are ~~ungodly heresies~~ insufficiently leftist so that you can send them money instead? you fucking moron. you absolute buffoon.

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

who was probably most recently throwing a tantrum because of this. i say most recently since them being mad has definitely been a constant thing for the last 90 days, on account of the whole "theory of change underpinning their worldview has turned out to be violently wrong" thing

user sacramentocoach types like you'd expect a right-winger pretending to be on the left to, at which point i remind myself i'm tired of people like this

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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤 @midnightjon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

me when it turns out the takemakers on here who have been falling over themselves for the past week to herald this as the First Shot Fired in a New Revolution are now pretty much uniformly claiming it was just a joke:

the famous meme image of the rapper Conceited, during a rap battle against Jesse James, making a facial expression that sums up to "you gotta be fucking kidding me lmao"

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