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Shihōin Yoruichi

@midnightactual.bsky.social
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those influencers.

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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Yoruichi is a periodic Escape From Tarkov player. She usually runs pistols only, and uses proximity chat to lull people into a false sense of security. She refers to it as Social Engineering: The Game.
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"Well, would you rather I assaulted you while shouting, '¿¡AY CARAMBA, DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA!?' I can still make that happen if you really want it."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It was just about that time to head off and overnight on a beach in Tahiti. Don't wait up for Yoruichi's birthday.
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Specifically for Cyberpunk and Terminator Verses.
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Dan Henig - Danger Snow (slowed and reverb)
YouTube video by AndVeet
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Yoruichi had rigged up an aluminum pole on a stand and appeared to be ready to throw down.
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
"No, no, I think you should trust showerporpoise-qG82b on this one."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“I just want to make an omelet.”
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Yoruichi drew in a slow breath. "Teaching isn't my forte. My current style is eclectic, instinctive, and relies on speed. It's not for training—it's for killing." She turned her head and locked gazes. Golds gleamed. "Dumbing it down would insult you, but I doubt you'd learn much if I kept it smart."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
"You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
"You know the movie White Men Can't Jump? '92, not '23. You could make something similar called Shinigami Can't Withstand G's."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Sung - Thunder Love
YouTube video by neros77
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
"So, was anyone going to tell me I was in Marvel Rivals, or...?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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BLV - Badunkadunk (Official Video)
YouTube video by BLVVEVO
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
"Hey there, demons; it's me: ya boy."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
"It's impressive you remember anything of it at all, considering the state you were in that one time." Yoruichi reclined some, crossing one leg over the other. "There are many different styles and people customize it heavily; few are willing to teach—Kensei might be up to scrap though?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Yoruichi was definitely adding secretly fleece-lined pants and leggings to her shop inventory in the Seireitei.
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༊*·˚ 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 , 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐎 ! @devoteddeaths.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄 , 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐊𝐔 - 𝐒𝐀𝐍 ! ᯓᡣ𐭩 #MVRP , #BLEACHRP
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‍ ‍ 船長 ˎ Side Of Lesser Evil. @syunsuikyoraku.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"That sounds like an incredibly smart, sassy, beautiful-titted bitch that said that."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Putting away the ice cream where it could be easily found in the local freezer, Yoruichi returned with a cold glass of water and handed it over. "Well, at least it looks like I'm not gonna have to hold your hair back. Good."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"I can understand that," Yoruichi initially offered. Real people always were more interesting. Thereafter, she heard out Chad's full reply, nodding slightly and humming. "11th, huh. Do you find working against zanpakutō more engaging and varied than focusing on pure melee?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"What you should be asking yourself is: why settle for just red flags, when you can have *infrared* flags?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
"Have you ever really thought about how a pair of reject Planeteers made 11th Division completely non-combat effective in two or three hours without even using anything as strong as Shikai?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
"You!... The one who is moving now! Experience Bij."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
"You know, Heisenberg in Resident Evil 8 is really just Metal Kisuke."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
"Haah?" Yoruichi questioned, before chuckling. "Have Yukio's simulations gotten that boring already?" She flicked her fingers outward a little. "Well, I suppose it'd be hard to make NPCs as goofy as the real thing. So what's more thrilling than high-G training? Is Renji still game?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
"Show me your motivation."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"Be chill, young homie. I'm merely clowning on you. For your good sportsmanship, I shall give you a rare and treasured prize."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
She laughed some! "Ah, not as such, no. The only thing truly frightful is how they try my patience. I have to teach a bunch of these clowns these days. It's my prerogative to follow-up sometimes. Anyway, what brings you out here?"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"Only someone foolish would ask the Grim Reaper something like, 'Was I good?' Have the confidence and self-respect to be assertive. You should give a proper one-liner instead like, 'You're early,' or 'Can't you see I'm busy? Fuck off.'"
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Yoruichi dismissively waved her hand in the general direction of nearby Shinigami. "Honestly? You can take your pick."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"Come on guys, he's just shook up a little. You would be too if you'd been dead for years."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"You're not '80s enough to make it in this world, son."
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𝙄𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙤 ❕ @bankailess.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
ㅤ「 ㅤ       𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒                      」 • #BLEACHRP #MVRP • Adult muse and mun • NO MINORS!
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𝘬𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘵𝘴𝘶 𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘦 ; @frostbittenheal.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
ㅤ 𝕿𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝓛𝐢𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 ; ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ; ᴅᴀɴɴʏ.⠀ #𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗣 #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 ㅤ
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- ℌ𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 @instinctual.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
#BLEACHRP | #MVRP | #SKYRP
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
While she nodded, overlapping, suddenly there came a slapping, As of some dummy thicc clapping, clapping at the nearby door. "'Tis some visitor," she uttered, "shaking surely their back door— Only cheeks and nothing more."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
"Tits or cheeks~?" Yoruichi chimed, as though she were sing-songing 'trick or treat'. Yet thusly her face turned cheery, while thou pondered, weak and weary Over any solving the riddle of bosom and posterior—
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
"Let's not suppose, let's find out."
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Shihōin Yoruichi @midnightactual.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
"Tch. I can't believe nobody's ever said, 'They're taking the Hime to Aizengard!' before."
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卯ノ花 【 八千流 】 烈 @elegantkenpachi.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒎.
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Yasutora Sado @yasutorasado.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
"If you want to save someone, you can count with me." Semi-canon portrayal of Yasutora Sado from Bleach. Epilogue version, 28-year-old boxing champion. SFW/NSFW RP *Temporary pinned*
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𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ @jaegerjaw.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀 — ♢ @hagurotonbo.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
┏ 鉄 ❝ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ? ❞ 漿 ────·:*¨✧¨*:·──── 蜻 ― 【 🅥🅘🅢🅞🅡🅔🅓】。・:*˚ 蛉 ೃ⁀✦ ʟɪsᴀ ʏᴀᴅōᴍᴀʀᴜ ┛ ↺ & ♡ ~
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「𝓐」: 𝓣𝐡𝐞 𝓐𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬 @prinzvonlicht.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝𝑰 𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒘 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝒂𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒘.❞ #bleachrp | #mvrp ㅤ
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BombaGirl @bombagirla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 “𝚎” 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙻𝙾𝙳𝙴!
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