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I pump nuts. No saline, no silicone. 🔞 he/they ❤️ @jormungender.bsky.social pfp by deervvitch

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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 13/09/2026
Morning after: I didn't sleep well due to caffeine, but still have a decent amount of heft. Achey, but not horribly so, and certainly not as much as other sessions. Still fun to jostle. I want to say I did effectively six hours yesterday. Two in the straight tube, four in the jar, broken up.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 13/09/2026
End result. Quite a handful!
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 13/09/2026
End result. Quite a handful!
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 13/09/2026
Packed the circumference.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 13/09/2026
Oh we're packing the sides of the jar???
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 13/09/2026
Currenly doing an hour with 15 minute breaks. Couple plans didn't end up happening, so, plenty of time to get big.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 12/09/2026
"Oh boy, time to try the kilt and see how much it hides my bulge" ...oh. Well.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 12/09/2026
So, a follow-up. We're two weeks into this idea. My first week saw me hit a comfort limit of 3.5-4", which was a little disappointing. The marathon day on Saturday was similar. Certainly not my biggest, but I maintained some size and looseness of skin.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 10/09/2026
slosh slosh
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 05/09/2026
Ideas for the next iteration of the pump-box: three-stage profiles, basically "marathon", "sprint", and "rest". 4 minutes at a lower target, 1 minute at a higher target, 1 minute of rest.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 31/08/2026
I haven't posted in a while. Going to try to get back into pumping. Plan for next week is to slowly bring myself back up to comfort. Ideally I'm going to pump weeknights for two hours (subject to change), then do marathon sessions on Saturday and then a rest day Sunday.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 25/07/2026
Found a fist big enough for @kravenlupei.bsky.social
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 02/03/2026
finally have a feel good orgasm after like a week or two, bit weird having a libido again oh wait i kinda feel like shit, not emotionally but like physically so i'm probably sick, huh
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 01/03/2026
imagine riding a plug and cumming but without the feel-good orgasm that would hit. this depression fucking sucks.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 28/02/2026
Been dealing with a couple things mentally and that's resulted in my libido basically just going up in smoke. Horny art isn't doing anything for me (still nice to look at), plugging up just feels like I'm just putting it in me for the sake of it. this fucking sucks.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 17/02/2026
proud of my hubby for taking some toys like a champ tonight
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 06/02/2026
"you are not immune to propaganda" but replace garfield with scolipede giving you "the look"
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 04/02/2026
me, scrambling around, shoving this picture of my partner in everyone's face, actively foaming at the mouth like some kind of rabid animal
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/01/2026
talking big dildos with my partner for a moment and i'm reminiscing about the one year at fwa with an absolutely massive dildo only to see it gone the next day only to see it in the possession lf @kravenlupei.bsky.social
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 07/01/2026
new banner because my partner instilled cursed knowledge onto me
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 05/01/2026
Pumped to 41.5cm after a hiatus. Caused my husband future pain by putting him into a breeding press. Hff.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 04/01/2026
Turns out the LA Pump small cup seal is perfect for my custom cup! That and some position adjustment means we can put it to use for much longer.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 04/01/2026
Made another tube for my partner, this one better shaped so we can focus on the labia. Seems to be working like we'd hoped...
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 30/12/2025
trying to hold a 130mm circumference buttplug in me for longer than a minute ama
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 21/12/2025
What if I told you we can make it... BIGGER...
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 20/12/2025
partner's past hour 1 of pumping with this new cup time for hour 2...
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 20/12/2025
third attempt at the cup and it failed...successfully???
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 19/12/2025
the custom cup i designed failed in a way i didn't expect, and that's fine, working to resolve that in a next version. it appears to cover the area which is great. it also made me want to just shove my face right in between my partner's legs. i might be more scent-driven than i realize.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 19/12/2025
the buddy system! an inline thing for attaching other vac lines
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 12/12/2025
there's "horny", and then there's "enabled by your partner". one makes me want to jerk off or have sex. the other gets me into a snarly beast that wants nothing more but to outright powerfuck my husband. typically this happens when i pump. y'all. i -need- to get home, like. now. right now.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 12/12/2025
me, away from home for a week, putting on the lobster bib before i go to town on my husband
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 05/12/2025
bought a new plug, a 130mm one which somehow...fits better than one of the other 130mm ones I have and holy moly
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 01/11/2025
no nut november, more like noteworthy nuts november i should see if I can coax myself to pump every single night this month
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 29/09/2025
Chat we may've hit 43cm tonight, definitely past 42 at least
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 27/09/2025
found an appropriate profile banner hell yeah
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 19/09/2025
Two hours!
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 18/09/2025
Oof, and there's the dry skin on my sac. Here's hoping this ends up just being a small thing, since I'd like to pump this weekend and see if I can recreate the experience.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 17/09/2025
Debating when to pump again. Tempted to try for another big session tomorrow, assuming that the Pedialyte actually did anything.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
pinning this as a reminder to myself on what my current record is
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
Morning update: lost a fair bit of size, most likely due to the fact that I can't wear my silicone band to bed. Next time I'll start earlier, see if I get the same/similar growth under similar conditions.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
Downside to sugared-up pedialyte: crashing hard after getting all snarly on top of my partner we managed to make it fit at least, somehow
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
Some notes: * Drinking one Pedialyte prior to pumping and one Pedialyte during the first hour _may_ have had a major effect. * Need to test if just one before pumping has an effect. * Probably didn't need to work through a third one (that much sugar probably isn't good for me).
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
42cm circumference, hot damn. A lot of weight to jostle around.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 15/09/2025
SO CLOSE
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 14/09/2025
Start of hour 4. Paused after the third hour for a hot rinse and some dick-only pumping. Also remembered to orient the gauge toward me this time. Real curious how this will end, this could possibly be the largest I've ever been judging by how I'm filling out the sides.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 14/09/2025
Alright, finally getting started in the tube. Drank a Pedialyte prior, and I have another bottle I'm slowly working through. Time to see what happens!
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 14/09/2025
Woke up with an insane thought that I need to test today. Today is going to be a Pedialyte and pump day. Specifically Pedialyte since I want dextrose and not corn syrup.
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 06/09/2025
Had a weird sensation yesterday after wearing the weight comfortably for a few hours I took it off to get dressed to check mail and I felt the odd sensation of my nuts touching lower on my thigh? So maybe it's working???
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jae, but nsfw @midnight.jaesond.cc · 31/08/2025
The jar was fine but I'm sticking with my original opinion here: a straight 3.5-4" tube is the perfect thing for ballpumping in. Only after you hit a limit in that tube (sac won't stretch any further) should you swap to another jar/tube to shape it.
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