Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 2hFurther proof my dog is actually part cat: I am actively crocheting this blanket he's decided to lay on 000
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Truly surprised by how easy it is to crochet on a road trip 160
Reposted by Midge, but spooky 🧙silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026FYI 465318737422
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comExcited Sketchy CharacterALT: Excited Sketchy Character 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I didn't realize I signed up for marketing emails from the Demon Barber of Fleet Street 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You know your friends are doing karaoke right when a stranger comes over to your table and says "you guys are great and I love your songs but where the hell are you getting them?" 🤣🤣🤣 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was gonna say "there's always tomorrow" but I am also always ready to give up immediately 😂 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Basically written in the stars at this point 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comEmperor Palpatine: Do It Star Wars MemeALT: Emperor Palpatine: Do It Star Wars Meme 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How come literally no one has ever mentioned that baseball gets so much more stressful in October 030
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026(it doesn't hurt that my coworker is scheming ways to wreck the gas line at her apartment building to see if he answers the call 🤣) 030
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A couple weeks ago a tech from the gas company responded to a call and ended up buying pie and has been back like twice a week, bringing coworkers with him. If this isn't an AU I don't know what is. 260
Reposted by Midge, but spooky 🧙Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As is tradition, I wish you a very 120050
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The eldest's school looks like a giant castle and is built like a dumb labyrinth, so we'd always get our steps in at least 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's one way to put it. "Dedicated to foolish bedtime decisions" might be another 😂 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We're still on the train to get home, so I've got nothing to offer 😅 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thread counts, probably. Might be the beginning and end of the list. 140
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comDr Cox's Infectious GigglesAlt: Dr Cox's Infectious Giggles 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comBrooklyn99: All Right, I'm Gonna Go CryAlt: Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 saying "All Right, I'm Gonna Go Cry" 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I used to avg ~7500 at the old job, and then between unemployment to the new job I'm barely breaking 4500 and my body feels it. (Also, the whole 10k steps a day thing was just to sell pedometers anyway so tell your BIL to shove it, respectfully 😂) 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"I feel like vandalism is the best crime you can commit because it gives the place character." My youngest kid, while watching Into the Spider-Verse 031
Reposted by Midge, but spooky 🧙Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 19/09/2026Current* conditions near Chicago, IL: 07327
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian (Canadian?) Blue 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comAlexis Rose Schitts CreekALT: Alexis Rose Schitts Creek 010
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I took a nap on the couch in a ray of sun like some sort of cat earlier today. it's just a good day for napping, I think 🤔 131
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026who do you think is more of a menace about the free samples? (I ask after nearly getting careened into by several people today) 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it's errands day, so I can buckle them into the backseat while we go to Costco, Pete's, and maybe Lowe's. 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026are you able to get glasses online? I was able to get glasses from Zenni for like $15, but I've got a single-vision prescription (for now), so I don't know what progressive or bifocal or whatever would cost 110
Reposted by Midge, but spooky 🧙caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149183712
Reposted by Midge, but spooky 🧙pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025happy labor day 445142131
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026at least you've got a bit of a formula with making an alliteration with one of the prompts 🤷 110
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026that feels like the average Microsoft experience 120
Reposted by Midge, but spooky 🧙Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“How soon?” asked Toad. “Quite soon,” said Frog. 420256
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it couldn't decide if I was from Milwaukee or Chicago. it had them both at 49% 😂 210
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They can help me run the pie shop today. it's one billion degrees out so who knows if Labor Day weekend will actually end up busy or not. 120
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I know 💖 Also holy shit we saw a lot of movies from 2003/04 130
Midge, but spooky 🧙 @midgiepie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (I had a really hard time choosing between this one and Return of the King)static.klipy.comEternal Sunshine Of Spotless Mind Kiss SceneAlt: Eternal Sunshine Of Spotless Mind Kiss Scene 130