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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“It’s all pipes. What’s the difference?” —George Costanza
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
OH HELL YEAH
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
“What are your hobbies?” is a terrible first date question ask me who my emotional support youtubers are
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The Aurora borealis
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
He is survived by his much funnier wife, Erin, and their son, React Bot. #YIAYdie
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
At least this person used punctuation marks.
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m a big fan of the “Masterful gambit, sir” meme
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s truly baffling considering our housing crisis. All she had to say was “We’ll build more homes with x, y, z policies.” That’s an easy slam dunk. I haven’t looked into her campaign’s funding, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the U.S.’s largest banks (and landlords) contributed.
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I wanna see Elon’s chess elo
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
only if it has the really chipper DJ from Burnout 3: Takedown
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Low ELO chess is the hardest. Because no one knows what they’re doing most of the time, it’s super unpredictable and you get some really insane games. Seriously wishing you the best on your blitz journey <3 (Idk maybe try king’s gambit/fried liver attack your way to better pastures)
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Not a movie, but Jimmy Valvano’s speech at the 1993 ESPYs. We watched it annually, and I still quote it. My dad lives by that speech. [paraphrased] “Three things we should do everyday are laugh, think, and cry. That’s a full day.”
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Did America’s satanic panic ever get imported to the UK? I couldn’t imagine being terrified by witchcraft AND ninjas.
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
That’s like an ice cream man being named “Cone.”
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I just do it for the Vine tbh
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I get the vibe Lex says shit like “Why can’t we all just get along 🥺” while voting Trump 3/3 times. I never listened to his pod so idk.
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Regardless of who owns the means of production, High School Musical’s “Bop to the Top” is one of my all-time favorite songs.
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I loved this video, bc you can really tell Big Joel had a lot of fun :’) THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX IS HEEEEEEEE
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Nothing beats the excitement of getting a new toy :’)
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My mom is a swing voter (conservative) and her boyfriend is a centrist (conservative)
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
For a hot second, my ADHD brain thought we were talking about Mr. Beat drama
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
You’re 100% right!! F.D. Signifier had a whole library of high quality essays before he got big and now they’re sitting at 1m+ views.
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The skull is not a chew toy >:(
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Only for a week, give or take a day.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
20k followers. I will be the most important fuck on this website
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Also, I just started uploading video essays :’) youtube.com/@microwavedt...
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Taaay @microwavedboat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I miss when Threads was cool for a week
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