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sneet @jiouska.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
chillin #art #furryart #oc
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
probably time to start using this website again i think
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AZION / RIKKUN 🔥🦈 @thanshuhai.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
All fluffy and natural ✨
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
I can’t even count that high
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
being fluffy would actually be very nice i think
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
it’s a great day for the most annoying furry you know
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Dinner at Dennis
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
more things should come in loaf form why can’t i buy a loaf of paper or ram or something
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
merp monday cheese chewsday wedge wednesday thursday fromage friday sergal saturday/sunday
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
go jackets or something i guess
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Kutto @kuttoyaki.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
but without classes what am i supposed to be insanely stressed about for the next month
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
gonna do an operation soda steal for the panera lemonade that kills you before they inevitably discontinue it
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
i have yet to see a compelling argument as to why i should obey the laws of thermodynamics
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
had to break into my emergency use expensive ramen today and holy shit it was so worth it
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Sora Delmirev @jingodingo.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Coco season is upon us! Commissions are open (links in bio) #furry #furryart #sergal #art #digitalart #commsopen #commissionsopen
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chervil @doginacafe.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
i want to get off mr climate’s wild ride
Current temp: 79° F
81° high, 55° low. 
There’s a freeze watch for some reason
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
your honor, my client is just a little guy. also it’s his birthday. you wouldn’t convict a silly little guy on his birthday would you
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Zephyxus (Zephy) @zephyxus.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Commission for www.furaffinity.net/user/skywarrior- and www.furaffinity.net/user/encoye . They are so cute together. #furry #art #furryart
two dragons hugging
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Top Ten Corporate Emails That Will Find You At The Bottom Of The Ocean
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
what if we kissed in the combination Cookout/Taco Bell 😳
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2023
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
oh boy it’s internship rejection season
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
so did anyone else turn into a zombie after the national alert test or was it just me
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
panel 1: "hmmm today I will try to draw my sona"
panel 2: arrow pointing to guy saying "clueless" as he sits down at the computer. the krita logo is in the monitor.
panel 3: headphones on. aint nothing like a funky beat
panel 4: screenshot of krita. disaster
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
you made thousands of lines of code that guesses a decision problem with 80% accuracy? i wrote one line of code that gets it right 50% of the time. you don’t even get 1% per line of code. get on my level
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
eating cheese is no longer enough i must become cheese
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Kalichak @kalichak.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
brave new world
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
terrible news coming out of the Clemson University Tiger Band
the Clemson marching band during their halftime show. There are two swirly shapes with a curve on top, resembling... you knowDiscord message from a friend in the marching band:
"Update: they removed the cock and balls set
Literally 1984"
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
sergal s
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
but mom you don’t understand my app NEEDS to be a chrome tab PLEASE
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
> looking for a new browser > ask receptionist if browser is chrome or firefox > she doesn’t understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is chrome and what is firefox > she laughs and says “its a good browser sir” > download > its chrome
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
ngl the only reason i ever use linux is because it’s the only way i could find to download old versions of python
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
where are all the creatures and silly little guys at
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
ACC stands for All Coasts (+ Cowboys)
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
if god didn’t mean for us to be able to take everclear shots then why did he put everclear into convenient handles for pouring shots
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
sometimes i walk slower while crossing in front of that car that’s going a little too fast just to see what they’ll do
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
they say we keep on getting better at making games but i’ve yet to see one that surpasses Shrek 2 (2004) for Xbox and Playstation 2
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
week 0 is so unfair bc how am i supposed to decide between watching Hawaii play Vandy and New Mexico State play UMass
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fishcrow birb @fishcrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
"Hey guys I fixed the demon core! That stupid screwdriver was the problem!" Colored sketch for PhoenixDaFalcon Posted using PostyBirb #furryart #art #meme
Red Anthro Phoenix is holding a screwdriver in his wing and with a activated Demon core on the table. The Phoenix is looking happy even exposed to deadly radiation.
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
bored? tired? hungry? consider taking 8 AM combinatorics! you will surely not regret taking 8 AM combinatorics
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
it is way too fucking hot outside. i might just melt a bunch of deodorant and bathe in it
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Bread @apieceofbread.art · 20/08/2023
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
wait blocking someone doesn’t stop them from following you? kinda cringe actually
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
people will literally say “fat cock friday” and put up content warnings and my stupid ass will still get penis jumpscared
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
stubatacular! stubapendous! tubariffic!
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
i do not CARE what chatGPT thinks about my post. sand has absolutely NO right to think. all computers and machines be quiet
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bacon @microwaved-steak.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Posting is the mind-killer. Posting is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my posts. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when they go past I will turn the inner eye to see their path. Where the post has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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