JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 16hDoes anybody else remember those giant jawbreakers that used to exist when we were kids? And did anyone else know that particular person who saved it religiously as they slowly licked their way to the core? Thinking back now, that was disgusting. 170
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Waiting for this train home is excruciating. Never been to this stop. I want my cozy bed 010
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time i walk by a children’s playground, i always think… “can’t they build these underground?” Is this bad? 020
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I swear the news needs to reimburse me for my soup supplies if we don’t see torrential rain 020
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Does anyone else have to psych themselves up before pricking their finger for the Mistr test kit? I get so scareddstatic.klipy.comHand Holding a Lit SparklerALT: Hand Holding a Lit Sparkler 260
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Being brave and sharing big thoughts. When I’m at a restaurant, I NEVER want something served or prepared or tossed table-side. I genuinely find it super unpleasant. Recently had a burger “served table-side,” and the experience was really odd. 010
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026AI info graphics all look like they were drawn by that diva in college who had 25 color pens for notes…. 030
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People got stuck packed like sardines on the elevator to the subway. My worst fear ever. 030
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, the new iphone… kinda looks like it neither achieves compact phone nor ipad. 🫢 140
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So, i guess going to bed at 9:30 and waking up at 6 is actually nice…? 040
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Okay…. So, my friend told me last week that he and his bf are not in an open relationship, and this friend is traveling in Europe for the next 3 weeks. I just saw his bf on Grindr…. Sounding alarms but like what if they opened up in a week 150
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Maybe it was the weekend adventures, but i could very much go for kissing a handsome man 070
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m about to be when i meet the owner of this boat… 😈🫦 1120
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So apparently i respond very positively to slutty little muscle gym boys. 🫠 080
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Daddy took me out to my first ball game, so i obviously tried all the game foods 0120
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There is this hot gay couple who live near me, and i want to be friends (they could toss me around). They are Starbucks and slop bowl gays though…. 170
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In the time I went upstairs to grab my umbrella and come back down the rain has stopped, so I will be using my umbrella, even though there is no rain 140
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am reading What Is Queer Food? By John Birdsall, and I had to share this except that resonated with me. “We hereby declare in the sharing of this food that we are all both masc and femme, Black and white, butch and faggot; that we are all a little bit of everything mixed.” 🥰 020
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What’s worse… they think they ate. All in a very cis, white, het, male type of way…. 050
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I am grappling with DEEP disappointment in a trainee after providing them numerous chances to succeed 030
JR @microscopygay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Somehow the laundry room in my building is empty on a Saturday afternoon? Every machine open?? 130