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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦

@microrave.bsky.social
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Proudly #autistic #artist from #Canada. She/her. Asexual enough to miss most innuendo but enough of a gremlin to enjoy making my own chaos.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you want TLN Latinmix music but can only afford M.C. Mario Mixdown 2002 prices 😭
Screenshot of a listing on the Amazon app: a TLN Latinmix audio CD for $100. Featured artists include: Elvis Crespo, Juanes, La Ley, and David Bisbal. There is a dancing woman with flowing hair and a top with spaghetti straps on the cover.Screenshot of a listing on the Amazon app: a Massive 2002 audio cd for $47.64. Featured artists include: Darude, Moby, Choclair, Afro Medusa, and Angelmoon.Screenshot of a listing on the Amazon app: an M.C. Mario Mixdown 2001 audio cd for $72.66. There are red and black audio cables on the cover.Screenshot of a listing on the Amazon app: an M.C. Mario Mixdown 2002 audio cd for $5. There is an audio device on the cover but I can't tell whether it's a turntable or something else.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She looks a little like my Taffy
Photo of a tortie cat with big eyes. She had a soft meow and purred like thunder.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dunno why I got this since there's been zero wind outside since and the thunder has lessened significantly. Sure sounds like Toronto got pounded though...
Screenshot of an emergency alert on my phone. It reads: environment Canada: destructive winds and very large hail in this mobile coverage area. Take immediate cover in a basement or interior room if weather threat approaches. Shelter from flying debris if outside.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Screenshot of Shadow The Hedgehog from the side, captioned "I just love Latinas, Sonic."
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh hell, why not?
Close-up photo of a grey kittens sleepy face. Her eyes are closed. I think she was purring when this photo was taken
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nintendo really knocked it out of the park with this room design! 😍
Screenshot of a mii in Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream on the Nintendo Switch. She's standing in the middle of a cute pink room full of anime posters, collectible figures, manga, and other merchandise like tote bags and keychains. There's a dual-monitor computer setup in the back left corner. It's my dream to own a room this cute.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Gonna miss you baby girl... 💔 Watched you grow from a teeny-weenie kitten into a sweet, intelligent young lady. My only regret is we couldn't spend more time together.
Photo of a small, grey and white cat with a pink collar and matching bell. She's laying like a loaf on my bed with a content expression.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Here's the way she usually sleeps when she's feeling good.
Photo of a grey cat laying on her owner's lap on a messy bed. She's looking sleepily up at the camera.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There's an itty bitty bite mark on my lenses from this gremlin
Photo of a grey and white cat laying on her side with one paw draped over her face. One sleepy eye peeks out. Her toe beans are visible but she's not quite showing her belly.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My crazy aunt had a bag of frozen veg ripped into the other night. Here's who she caught on her doorbell cam.
Grainy black & white photo of a small dark cat looking up at the doorbell cam. There appears to be a ripped white bag on the ground behind it.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Why's there always one foot that doesn't wanna stay tucked?
Photo of a pair of legs covered in a cozy sherpa blanket, except the toes on the left foot are exposed to the open air.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
*watching couture fashion show at 4am* "overnight maxi pad with wings anyone?"
Photo of a fashion model wearing a hefty padded white dress with red handprints.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This tracks
Photo of an older Chuck E Cheese animatronic/costume. It has a large head and ready little eyes that stare into your soul. Uncomfortable to look at, really...
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Looks like my tuxedo boi with a different nose
Photo of a handsome tuxedo cat wearing a red bow tie. He's sitting on an apartment windowsill on a sunny day.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If u see this quote with the energy u bring to BlueSky
Photo of an astronaut beside a flag with a widely-smiling dog's head photoshopped on. It's delightfully weird and never fails to make me smile.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Screenshot from the movie Andre, in which 3 men sit by the window in a diner. The caption reads, "Yeah. Where the hell did summer go?"
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I knew I recognized him from somewhere
Turning Point USA parody of Charlie Kirk with a face shrunk to an even smaller size. The text beside him reads, "Every time you parody my content, my face shrinks. Please have mercy."
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Might just work!
Photo of two chickens on a plain photo backdrop. The larger stands behind the smaller, which is approximately a third of its comrade's size.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My autistic ass:
Meme featuring a photo of a dog staring longingly at some cupcakes on a platter held by someone offscreen. The expression can also read as the dog having seen some disturbing shit and is now experiencing a flashback.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Screenshot of a Tumblr post that reads as follows. Idontgiveahex says "if opposites attract why aren't hot people attracted to me", to which clevergirlhahanotactually replies "the obvious logic here is that you're hot." Ishipitlijeups replies "that's the most encouraging thing I've ever heard."
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Not the whole puss but we found her doppelganger in an article about fat cats
Photo of a tubby tortie cat laying next to a newspaper article about fat cats. The cat in the article photo looks similar and is even in a similar position.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
She's all grown now but here's a pic of Elli when she was a baby
Overhead photo of an 8 week old grey and white kitten in a plush cat bed. She's laying in the top-right corner, looking up at the camera, and her tiny white paw is on a plush toy frog from a claw machine. It's almost as big as she is. Kinda looks like she's holding it. At this stage, she felt as soft and warm as a dryer lint ball.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
More like Toblerone & on & on & on & on & on...
Photo of an extra-long Toblerone chocolate bar that reads "Toblerone & on & on & on & on & on & on &..." held in someone's hand. A retail shelf is in the background; it's stocked with more of these long Toblerone bars.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Image of shadow the hedgehog looking at the camera with the caption "nice cock".
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you have saved because it made you laugh.
Screenshot of a wall-eyed Scout from Team Fortress 2.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"Sorry, you cannot report income because you do not have a job or training program on file."
Meme depicting a visibly-distraught cat with photoshopped tears in its eyes and an open mouth.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Took all of a minute for these to pop up
Screenshot of three blusky accounts, all named Lily, two with heart emojis who followed me not too long ago
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Lol
Screenshot of two of Jerry Chen's skeets. The first one reads as follows: sorry everyone I wrote a program that would appreciate me and accidentally launched 10,000 Lily bots". The second, nested underneath the first, reads as follows: though honestly if SOME people were already appreciating me maybe I wouldn't have had to turn to computers". Directly below that on the skyline is a captioned  illustration of a canada goose by Effin' Birds; the goose has its neck stretched out mid-honk and text to the left reads as follows: "no one has the emotional bandwidth left for this bullshit". Beneath that skeet is one by Endless Screaming, who writes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This is one of the best signs I've ever seen in my life
Photo of a sign so long it needs five poles to stay up, in front of a white picket fence with trees in the background. It reads as follows: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Underneath that is a pronunciation guide. It reads as follows: Llan-vire-pooll-guin-gill-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooll-llandus-ilio-gogo-goch. I'm not even joking. It's the name of a village in Wales—the longest name on record at 50+ letters. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go ice my thumbs.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Then woody would be like...
Photo of a Woody action figure (from Toy Story) lit only from the front, as if in firelight or by a flashlight. It's the version with the pervy looking smile. He's looking to the left.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
#InTheMiddleOaAHeatedDebate I farted. Now everyone's united in being mad at my stinky ass instead of each other.
Image of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab with a huge mischievous grin on his face.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I did the thing. Everybody should do the thing.
Photo of a round sticker with a big X that says "it's our vote""c'est notre vote" on top of a page of random drawings.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Speedrunning Star Trek in the worst way
Image of a Ferengi from Star Trek holding something small in one hand, looking at it shocked. The caption reads: there's nothing here but worthless gold.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
2-panel meme featuring pictures of a seagull with its head drawn back, captioned "inhale", and in the second panel, it stretches its neck out to squawk, captioned "CAN'T WAKE UP".
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Reskeet with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Promotional image of Austin Powers (Mike Myers), wearing his trademark velvet suit and glasses. He is standing very close to a girl in a skimpy silver dress and gogo boots. Austin has one hand on his hip and a finger over his lips. The background is an edited Union Jack.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Date yourself with toys that were newly available when you played with them.
Product photo of a Nintendo 64 game console with a single controller and a cartridge in the slot.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Instead of GLaDOS we're setting the stage for this dummy...
Image of Wheatley, the spherical 'eyeball' robot from Portal 2.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Re-reading the trilogy, now starting the 3rd book.
Photo of a book cover: The Fate of the Tearling by Erika Johansen, author of The Queen of the Tearling, the New York Times best-selling series. The design features a tear-shaped blue gem containing a castle. The gem is framed by decorative flourishes. A quote by USA Today reads "Dazzling and gripping... One of the most original and well-written series in recent memory".
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My baby, as a baby-baby.
Photo of a grey and white kitten laying on a soft bed, looking attentively at the camera.Photo of a grey and white kitten laying on a soft bed. Her head is lowered and her pupils are dilated.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I really thought I was slick buying one of these...
Product photo of a USB adapter with 10 different types of connectors.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This happened...
Screenshot of the Bluesky app with two skeets in focus. One, by kim, reads "you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a tin cybertruck". The one below that, by BlueRsky, reads "some people will hurt themselves trying to hurt you", followed by a cartoon of two men standing on either end of a plank that straddles a steel construction beam. The man on the left is lifting his leg to kick the other man off, seemingly unaware that in doing so, the plank will no longer be balanced and he will plummet to his death as well.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
*wink*
Photo of a cat's face mid-wink.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Post an image from your phone without any explanation
Edited photo of an astronaut with a smiling dog's head.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I named my cat after her
Photo of a kitten hugging a stuffed frog that's almost as big as she is.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is Elli. She's definitely judging you.
Photo of a grey and white cat leaning on my leg as we both lay in my bed. Her eyes are narrowed and her lopsided milk mustache makes her look like she's wrinkling her nose in disgust.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
All I can see is the mysterious stranger from Fallout
Two side-by-side screenshots of the mysterious stranger from the Fallout video game franchise. In both, he is wearing his signature hat and trench coat and in the one on the right is holding some kind of weapon or tool I don't recognize because I only play Fallout Shelter and don't have much of the lore from the mainline games, sorry.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Reminded of this kid's awesome costume ❤️
Two side-by-side photos of the same small child dressed as a horseshoe crab for Halloween. In the photo on the left, she is standing, slightly hunched over, and in the photo on the right she's laying down, shell up, with her feet sticking out the back.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ladies, gents, and enby friends: the potoo bird.
Four different photos of the same species of bird, with bulbous yellow eyes and a wide beak, in nature.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Only one way it could be more awkward...
Photo of two urinals in the corner of a bathroom. They are so close together that it would be impossible for two people to use them at the same time without being squished together.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The autistic urge to arrange my pancake stack by size, brought to you by my inability to pour consistent amounts of batter and lack of clean plates aside from Gramma's. #BreakfastForSupper
Photo of a stack of three pancakes on a stovetop, with the largest pancake on the bottom, a medium one in the middle, and a dollar pancake on top. They're sitting on a needlessly fancy floral dinner plate because it's the only clean one I have left.
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