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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
UK politics every fucking day.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's a mystery.
Lammy and a fascist.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why does no one like me?
Lammy and a war criminal.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Hipsters are going to vote me out lads, it should be against the rules."
Lammy standing with trump and mandelson with a shit eating grin on his face.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Immediately blocks anything you're looking at without logging in. Someone's a little bashful about using the Nazi app aren't they.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Because of freedom and security baby 🫡
A moron posting like a moron about the UK funding and arming Ukraine by itself so it somehow wins the war.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
UK is on fire but we managed less than half a percent of GDP growth this quarter 🎉🎉🥳 Fuck those gloomsters, am I right Torsten?
Photo of homes and fields on fire today in England.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"It was rude of the greens to call for this too early, and now Burnham is finally doing what was being called for it is unedifying that you point that out." These people are beyond parody. A pathological need to be right.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wales and Lincolnshire are famously in the Southeast. Just because it rained one evening where you are doesn't mean something isn't happening.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Andy Burnham can't make it rain. Stop expecting him to do something or even address the most pressing existential issue of our time.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Half the east coast is in moderate or significant water scarcity. And that's an improvement after recent rain.
Map showing water scarcity in Scotland.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Everyone involved in this nonsense needs to be shot. This is the moderate position.
Fans were asked not to leave socks on the mock grave, made of pebbles with messages written on them, because the beach was environmentally sensitive.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The newly created, privately owned, water and sewerage companies (WSCs) paid £7.6 billion for the regional water authorities. At the same time, the government assumed responsibility for the sector's total debts amounting to £5 billion and granted the WSCs a further £1.5 billion—a so-called "green dowry"—of public funds.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We regularly see politicians going on TV and play-acting complete confusion at how one might not have a privatised water system. England isn't just pretty much unique in the world, they're fucking unique in the UK. Literally nobody else is doing this, you morons.
Whilst the infrastructure for providing drinking water and treating sewage is typically either directly owned by a nation’s government or is operated through a public-private partnership (PPP), England’s water sector is the only one in the world to be fully privatised
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why would we allow a foreign power to have this many troops surrounding our capital city and centers of power if we're a sovereign independent nation? I would ask the new defence secretary, but he's a tranphobic gimp with no relevant experience or knowledge.
Map showing US troop deployment in the UK, over 11k.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fuck yes, this is the content for me. Well played YouTube.
YouTube video about why American houses are a disgusting weak flaccid mess.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
These people are so unbelievably stupid and it's also so obvious they want to say brown people.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
London 35°, 76% humidity.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just blast that AC, baby!
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Absolutely no fucking engaging with Will Stancil on UK politics, you hear me?
The peaky blinders no fighting meme.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That's enough of that I think.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
These people are so soft it's unbelievable. Immediately blocked me the moment they got even slightly challenged but will still throw around accusations of antisemitism like it's nothing. These people scum.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Easiest call ever.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Incredible stuff. "This should not be allowed."
May support him, many stand firm and watch with dismay the backstabbing antics of some in his own party who want to remove him. This should not be allowed.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
FBPE are never beating the charges. They love this shit.
Tweet showing the European parliament chanting send them back after voting for concentration camps.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Many such cases.
User panicking and blocking me for asking what alternative methods they'd use to pressure the government.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think it's important to understand that this person the media are breathlessly hyping is polling at 1% among *Labour party members*.
A bar chart showing Carns on 1%
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Where?
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fucking lol. This was net migration in 2022, 2k fucking people. I think it was like 5k in 2025. Fuck off with this shit you race baiting swine.
Image showing next migration in NI at 2,300 in 2022.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Left wing only when state own thing is, TBF, about the highest level of understanding of concepts like socialism these idiots are capable of.
Poster saying Palestine is not a left wing cause.

Left wing is about public ownership of the means of production. As defined by Karl Marx.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Someone claiming people can just buy a farm and make a go of it is such an insane statement if you know literally anything about the sector. The fundamental lack of understanding of what is going on behind the scenes in our food system allows people to do the dumbest shit.
A moron responding to someone talking about reality and engaging in fantasy.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mahmood in Waffen SS cosplay.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Interesting...
Sir Keir Starmer leads UK tributes to Trump ally and right-wing activist Charlie Kirk.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hell yeah. Awoogah. We're back baby.
Lib dem guy saying Polanski highlighting the abuse and antisemitism he gets is somehow him doing populism.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
People like this calling other people fanatics while demanding Burnham get a free run at PM for three years and no one is allowed to oppose him. Can't answer why Burnham and the Labour party deserves a do-over either. Runs away at that point.
Some lunatic calling everyone who doesn't agree with him fanatics.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Labour Change poster ft Keir Starmer.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What?
Labour MPs have also been told by allies of the beleaguered prime minister that Mr Burnham could bring back former leader Jeremy Corbyn,
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These people exist in the wild.
A moron claiming the greens have been taken over by Corbynites.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Lol, what the fuck are we doing here lads?
Electoral calculus projection showing Makerfield almost definitely going Reform.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We really need to consider just burning Westminster down and force these clowns to stop cosplaying running the country and make them engage with the real world for 30 seconds.
Some moron MP posting about how he's the hostage at the palace while the king gives his speech to parliament and what the fuck are we doing people?
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Was it worth it for 2 years of catastrophic government and the saddest fart ending imaginable, babe?
Jess with a shit eating grin on TV when Labour lost the election which she helped happen.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Haha, yeah, wow, wouldn't want to come off as partisan or anything, can you imagine? Full credit to @mgn35.bsky.social
Post by @mng35.blusky.social showing Dan has donated to Luke Akehurst.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Whoopsie, accidentally donated money to the Zionist Shitlord!
Luke Akehurst and some other horrible people wearing Zionist Shitlord t shirts.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
👍 seems like a cool guy for the Jewish Board of Deputies to be engaging with and normalising. No highly problematic and damaging precedents being set here for overt short term ideological reasons.
Peter Ettedgui, the Bafta and Emmy-award winning director who is Jewish, told the newspaper: “He would sidle up to me and growl: ‘Hitler was right', or ‘Gas them', sometimes adding a long hiss to simulate the sound of the gas showers."
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The year is 2028. The Labour party has shot Keir Starmer and plugged Tony Blair into the golden throne of terra. 1000 briefcase spads are sacrificed every day to power the new ID card system. Labour are polling at 12% but think making Farge Home Secretary might turn their electoral fortunes around
The emperor of mankind on throne of terra from Warhammer 40k
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
UK 30 year yields are now higher than worst position during the Liz Truss meltdown. Don't want market instability though.
Graph for UK 30 year yields showing the yield is now 77 bps higher than its worst position under Liz Truss
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Vote Green.
Thangam Debbonaire looking like a vampire while getting voted out of her seat in the 2024 election.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you see these people at your polling station call the police immediately.
A picture of two lunatics from the Democracy Volunteers looking like they want to eat you.
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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"Our nonce detectors have maxed out at 3.6 Roentgen, we're going to need a bigger detector, call the executive committee immediately."
Chernobyl reactor meltdown scene from the TV show.
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