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🏳️‍⚧️ protect your trans and queer friends 🏳️‍🌈 photographer, producer, perhaps more he/he co-owner @subvert.fm | subvert.fm/microflora

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Microflora @microflora.cc · 10/09/2026
i despise this fuckeng "creacher"
photo of Kookies cereal box from Aldi, with a disgusting freakish eyebrowless dog-wolf abomination staring eagerly at you. with mal intent
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 03/09/2026
cat with A&W trucker hat and root beer can saying "ROOBEER"
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 27/08/2026
evening dream scenes
three orbs of light illuminate the interior of a tall tree at nightslightly blurred photo of moonlit trees at nightlong exposure of water dripping from a fence, visually turning the drips into icicles
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 22/08/2026
cidercade arlington #📷 #photography
on a smooth concrete floor, under an exposed warehouse ceiling, sit rows of neon-lit toy-filled claw machines labeled 'The Clawfather - HAPPY CATCHING'
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 20/08/2026
Ladylove, Bishop Arts District, Dallas
Interior of a club with orange mood lighting. Hifi equipment and speakers are visible on the left and reflected in the mirror on the right. The beam of an orange lamp sweeps from the mirror to the left.Dark photo of a tall metal gate. A metal sign with the words "BAD ALLEY" stamped out hangs from the gate on chains. The letters are flipped as the photo is a view from the rear of the sign.
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 18/08/2026
woah you're spot on! my friend gifted me this a few months ago
photo of CD jewel case, album is 'Perfect Machine' by Herbie Hancock
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 15/02/2026
still from Sorry to Bother You (2018), a phone receives a "Video Message from Cassius" of two horse people looking at the camera
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 15/02/2026
Gintoki from Gintama lecturing over a parfait
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 14/02/2026
Lyrics from "Friend Zone" by Thundercat:

You stuck me in the friend zone.
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can come or you could go
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 10/02/2026
i offer you some pics of mr. Onion 😸
orange cat cuddled up on blanketorange cat cuddled up on blanketorange cat cuddled up on blanketorange cat cuddled up on blanket
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 30/12/2025
having an epic time with this Kobo and KOreader, i just wish the backlight was more even 😫 just a big ole triangle on the bottom half of the screen
Kobo Clara Colour ereader with cool toned, uneven backlightKobo Clara Colour ereader with warm toned, uneven backlight
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 29/12/2025
Dav Pilkey predicted an orange man taking away all the books and making everyone supa dumb
page from Dog Man vol. 1 by Dav Pilkey:

BEFORE TOO LONG:
Three people holding blank books: "Rats! all the Books on earth are Blank!" "aw man!" "woe is us!"

SOON EVERYBODY FORGOT ABOUT READING.
Two people tossing books over their shoulders: "OH well" "what ever"

AND PEOPLE STARTED GETTING REALLY DUMB!!!
Three goofballs, one smacking his head with a hammer, another picking his nose: "DOY" "DOYee" "SUPA DOY!"

2 WEEKS LATER...
An orange cat in a tower labeled 'Petey's Secret Lab': "Awesome!"

Cat holding a gauge that reads, from right to left, 'GENIUS, SMART, OK, DUMB, SUPA DUMB'; the gauge points to below 'SUPA DUMB': "The world is supa dumb!!!"
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 24/12/2025
if motherfuckers are using the word "dysgenic" in your replies you should reevaluate
screenshot of Twitter post via XCancel:
@BallisticBooger
Jan 2
Very easy to tell watching any Apple presentation. It's like they intentionally choose the most disgenic mother fuckers around to show off their "diversity" - disgusting. @tim_cook should be ashamed of himself
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 14/12/2025
i'm making my first website and the number of convoluted css rules i added to avoid making this banner in photoshop should be banned
screenshot of a website banner reading "Microflora" in raised and partially translucent letters above a purple/rainbow striped pattern; website background is light pink. banner is vertical on site but rotated to the right for readability on here
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 11/12/2025
East Tennessee, Summer unedited jpegs #photography #📷 #landscape
A cloudy day. An outdoor self-service carwash built with red brick, with a forest green roof and red gutters. Above a couple coin and vending machines hangs a red awning reading "VENDING" and "CHANGE". No cars are visible.Gentle morning sun. A vast field of green crops extends behind tall wildflowers and weeds on the roadside. In the misty distance, the obscured impression of tree-covered mountains is visible. A flock of geese coasts above it all.Partly-cloudy morning. Sunlight filters through a tree trapped behind a long barbed wire fence, reflecting off the asphalt road outside. Innocuous electricity poles stand nearby; in the distance, tall spotlights stand more ominously above squat buildings.
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 29/11/2025
Bath House Cultural Center White Rock Lake Dallas, Texas #photography #streetphotography
two lengths of triangular bunting hang in a dim room; each flag on the bunting is individually decorated with diverse materials and styles, clearly crafted by human handsthree prints of a photograph of carnival rides lay on a table indoors; behind the table are a couple more tables with chairs, and behind those are a large opening to the outside through which slivers of trees, lake, and grass are visiblea man wearing a snapback turned to the side paints abstractly on a rectangular canvas set on an easel, situated underneath a folding canopy; behind the easel, a rack of shirts, a person, and a lake are visiblefolding canopies in different pastel colors protect artists and vendors from the sun during an art fair on the shores of a lake; the shade is supplemented by a large tree whose branches hang in the top half of the frame
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 28/10/2025
Navasota, Texas #streetphotograpy #smalltown #stilllife
a large goblet holding a bouquet of flowers, surrounded by various home furnishings within an antiques storesunlight pouring through a teal, mosaic-like stained glass windowan art deco style store sign reading "P. NEMIR" hanging from a corrugated metal awning
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 20/09/2025
[Virtual Waiter]
I am your touch screen waiter, tap

[Virtual Chef 1]
Welcome to i-cuisine
Here you go monsieur, please take a look at the virtual sushi menu

Player One has chosen one California roll, right away sir
Your dish is being prepared by top chef Gordon Ramsay

Song info: "Palm Trees, Wi-Fi, and Dream Sushi" by James Ferraro
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 27/08/2025
page from We're Going On A Bear Hunt by Michael Rosen / illustrated by Helen Oxenbury:

"We're going on a bear hunt.
We're going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared!

Oh-oh! A forest!
A big, dark forest. 
We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.

Oh, no! We've got to go through it!"

A family on a hill looks towards a looming forest in the distance.
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 31/07/2025
dungeon meshi season 2 when
the "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" meme with the Netflix logo over the guy's face; below are posters for the animes Dorohedoro, Delicious in Dungeon, and Sakamoto Days, which all premiered as Netflix exclusives in the US
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 04/07/2025
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Kieran Culkin playing Roman Roy in Succession, who was nicknamed "Romulus" by his father Logan Roy
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 03/07/2025
my friend gets an amazing turbo nitro follicle maintenance treatment here you should give it a shot
photo of the interior of Tune Up: The Manly Salon
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 02/07/2025
republicans when daddy says it's time to destroy the country
a label pasted onto a vinyl record, displaying the slogan "HIS MASTER'S VOICE" above an illustration of a dog tilting his head listening to a gramophone
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 29/06/2025
idk man i'm still gonna keep my indian double-pistol push dagger in my back pocket just in case
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 23/06/2025
Fort Worth Japanese Garden camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #naturephotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #unedited
two raised, covered platforms above a lush forest floorlarge trees obscure three raised platforms with tall triangular roofs; kids hang out, backs turned, on the rightmost platforma tree embedded into the side of a small hill; the afternoon sun bisects it into shadowed roots and a dazzling trunka rebar structure forms forms a mesmerizing 3d network of cubes; the structure supports many dark green moss balls
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 18/06/2025
the pure joy of cat is essential in our corrupt day and age
a loafed orange cat (Onion) in a blue checkered cat tunnel, looking up at a dangling fastener
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 18/06/2025
man this shit rocks. if you've ever wondered what frutiger aero sound like this is it #music
Song Metadata
Artist Name: James Ferraro
Track Title: Earth Minutes
Album Title: Far Side Virtual
Date: 2011-10-25
Genre: Utopian Virtual; MIDI Music; New Age; J...
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 12/06/2025
Fort Worth Japanese Garden camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #naturephotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #unedited
a small japanese-style structure next to a tree, both lit from below by sunlight reflecting off a nearby ponda tree trunk sprinkled with golden leaves hanging over a ponda wooden red building with brown shingles mostly in shadowa partly lit japanese-style building with yellow flower bushes standing over a pond
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 12/06/2025
more mr. nice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social • 2h
know how sometimes when you put two dumb dogs together they sort of create a feedback loop of encouragement to do stupid shit that they both know they're not supposed to be doing... forgot where i was going with this..... oh, right. don't let cops hang out with horses

Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social • 2h
[comic with two silly looking cartoon cats]
Ya better call the police, we got a horse emergency on our hands...
A what.
A horse emergency
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 10/06/2025
don't be afraid to follow me 🤗 be afraid if you don't.
clip art of "old man": hey guyes pleas follow my accounte Microflora heart emoje
the blight-bringer: OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE BLIGHT-BRINGER
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 10/06/2025
Fort Worth Botanic Garden camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #naturephotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #unedited
broad green leaves backlit by the suna spherical light pink flower with many petals (please id in the replies if you know the species lol)a creek reflecting trees and sky flowing past a bank of solid rockdark magenta leaves, mostly in shadow but with a few spots lit by the sun
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 23/05/2025
the cartoonish head of a black cat with big eyes captioned "boioioioioing"
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 12/05/2025
average meal for a guy like me
a hand gripping onto a fork and knife, next to a massive soft pretzel atop a white plate
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 11/05/2025
no one does stationery like japan 😼 who knew there was still innovation happening in the eraser industry??
an open notebook, a silver-colored mechanical pencil, and a geometric black polymer eraser with cutouts forming multiple fine eraser tips on each of its 6 sides
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 04/05/2025
love a crashout in the github repo
** partial screenshot of an angry github post **

!: Draft
Add Steel as an optional plugin system #8675
mattwparas wants to merge 178 commits into
helix-editor:master
Trying to see WHY on earth an OPEN SOURCE project v
BUT, even if we WERE to engage in the popularity argum
(as well as any trash like pyhton or nodejs all combined).
the corporate bubble. There is no other language family
as Scheme does (the other contestants being Tcl and Pe
Neovim uses Lua and it seems to be working for them
Ah that changes everything!!!
BTW, notepad++ (which arguably was at one point more
I don't even get WTF this comment is. Is the argument th
vim, and LISP works for emacs too btw. Why not sugges
(Lua, btw, is a scripting language that is meant to be ver
Why? Because nginx is also written in C. The NetBSD ke
written in C. Helix, btw, is not written in C).
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 02/05/2025
"silence, egg"
Jon Hamm gesturing at an egg
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 26/01/2025
Meme of a Google search beginning with "help i ac" where the top autocomplete result is "help i accidentally build a shelf"
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 26/01/2025
WINTER k @winterk.bsky.social • 
I think you can be Pee Wee gay or Elvira gay regardless of gender
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JP@jpbrammer.bsky.social • 
I'm starting to doubt your commitment to queening out bro
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 26/01/2025
WINTER k @winterk.bsky.social • 
I think you can be Pee Wee gay or Elvira gay regardless of gender
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JP@jpbrammer.bsky.social • 
I'm starting to doubt your commitment to queening out bro
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 25/01/2025
Jib, a sentient gingerbread man from the game Candy Land
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 24/01/2025
screenshot of Black Mirror S2E1, "Be Right Back" -- a widow cradles her head in her hands as a hollow android recreation of her dead husband looks on
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 13/01/2025
Looks like blend of different Olympus Pen series cameras: "The Pen EE family is easily recognized by the selenium meter window around the lens." en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Olympus_Pen_EED.jpg/800px-Olympus_Pen_EED.jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Olympus_pen_ee3.jpg/800px-Olympus_pen_ee3.jpg
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 06/01/2025
mother gum from adventure time
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 03/01/2025
DFW Autumn 2024 camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #streetphotography #unedited
a torn blue awning on the side of a building, to the left a square streetlampa close view of the rear side of a blue trash truck
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 30/12/2024
DFW Autumn 2024 camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #nature #streetphotography #unedited
A large numbered metal tag attached to a utility pole, reflecting the setting sunA highway service road with two signs (merge and speed limit), two vehicles (trash truck and car), and a law office with a large sign reading: 
"COMPENSATION
FOR THE INJURED
LAW OFFICE
DEFENSE
FOR THE ACCUSED"
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 27/12/2024
DFW Autumn 2024 camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #nature #streetphotography #unedited
a greenhouse-style window protruding from the side of an apartment building a blurry agave plant with a moderately-sized greenhouse visible behind
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 22/12/2024
DFW Autumn 2024 camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #nature #streetphotography #unedited
a sunlit branch with red berries emerging from the shadowsilluminated golden leaves obscuring power lines a tree trunk with dappled sunlight on top and an eerie blue glow on the bottomtwisting, serpentine branches and roots in shadow
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 20/12/2024
camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #streetphotography #unedited
a large copper-roofed house with trees in front, the sun's glow indirectly visible through a small openinga dark grey cast metal mailbox covered with small green leaves
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 20/12/2024
camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #streetphotography #unedited
partly shaded purple apartment buildingmostly shaded front yard with next door house in background
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Microflora @microflora.cc · 11/12/2024
🤯
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