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Dr. Alt McAlt

@microbialrealness.bsky.social
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Perry @pearbear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
another #fcf, another mess
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Wayne @texanrenegade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just a weekly update ❤️ and added some information to my gofund.me/45c36a7de for everyone that was asking ❤️
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Pandaboy @pandabeef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you sneak into dad’s closet in the morning
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𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Steven Smith has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unfriendly reminder. COVID is still very much out in these streets, and is still very much killing people. About 6,000 reported deaths from COVID this year alone.
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Robert Redford: Face Mask Yes
ALT: Robert Redford: Face Mask Yes
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IG: BecomingABear @jock4bigboys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love getting bigger and bigger, still about 50lbs to go
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The president is a pedophile. Half of Hollywood is in the Epstein files. You can’t breath the air, you can’t drink the water, some of the food is contaminated, and thousands of people and animals have been affected by the New World screwworm in 2026…and I STILL gotta go to work! I’m tired.
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Out of town for work
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Swirl 🇵🇷 @pnw-swirl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Biblically accurate Furby
A performer poses onstage at Capitol Hill Block Party in a bright pink furry costume with exaggerated shoulders, a furry loincloth, and a giant Furby headpiece with huge turquoise eyes and an orange beak. They reach dramatically toward the audience through smoky stage lighting.
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Other countries being able to enjoy their salads, while Americans have to decide if eating a Caesar salad is worth a few days, to a month of explosive diarrhea.
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your average appa @youraverageappa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
frisky af. wish I could’ve made it to dore and lazy bear. hopefully next year 🥺
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Being told “ You’re so handsome, even though you got a belly.” I can assure you, is not a compliment as far as I’M concerned. I know I’m chubby, but I also know I’m like a late May afternoon in Texas…real MUGGY. So if you find me attractive, but I’m not usually your “type.”
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Happy Sunday! #singlet
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Holden Mullally 🍭
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hotel lighting
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Black and white - monochrome Monday
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Play time…
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Black jock strap
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🌌Jack🌟Off🌟All🌟Trades🌌 @wnycubby.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Come'ere and show Dad how good you are at shootin' ropes, champ! Let's see if you can make a big ol' mess like he can~🥴💦💦💦
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bath time fun
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Happy New Year!
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icgains @icgains.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Packing your gift 🎁
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Red light special during bath time…
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Body by desserts 🍮 🍰
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Made a mess 💦
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Waving for the red light special…
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Oops… fell out of my jock
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hotel selfie
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Uncut supremacy
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
😜
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Dr. Alt McAlt @microbialrealness.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Another alt account…
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