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The Mick

@micklimerick.bsky.social
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…the limericks told the truth, back in the day…

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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Come on, now. Cut the man slack. It’s not like he’s Latin or Black… He’d have saved ALL of yours If it weren’t for bone spurs All hail to Commander Big Mac aka #DiaperDon
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Speak softly, but have a big stick That is, so says Teddy, the trick Donald Trump? He’s perverse So he does the reverse Speaks loudly and waves a small dick
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The reflecting pool turned ugly green A nasty look, acres from “clean” So he ginned up a scandal “It must be a vandal” A pathetic, ridiculous scene #Algae #TrumpIsTheVandal
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
an ode from our fine immigrant community: I once was away from my home In a place where the whites freely roam But I soon learned my place …tried to give them their space… Then arrested by ICE’s top bitch, #KristiNoem
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
There once was a free and fair press Told the truth, got it right, more or less But then Trump came along Sang a new fascist song Now the new CBS? What a mess… #TrumpTV #fascistregime
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Donald was surely entitled And his avarice soon became wild Tho conscience was nil He took in his fill Both his victims and voters beguiled #BadGuy #Rapist
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
A Republican Senator, Mace Has a very unusual face Her ambitions are high (she just needs the right guy) And then she’ll be running the place! 🤦‍♂️ #Nutter
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A ferocious attorney, Jeanine Is keeping our Capitol clean “To attack with a sub Is a felony, bub” And with lettuce and onion? Obscene! #SandwichAttack #Subway
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If it weren’t for those bone spurs, Donald would have been a fearless warrior, no doubt.
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Indiana Noem and the Temple of Dogs 🐕 🐕 🐶 they just had to die…
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
There once was a President, Joe Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know But on one thing I’m sure Donald Trump’s NOT the cure Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The POTUS once altered a graph Because people were having a laugh He just can NOT abide An attack on his pride Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Who did this? 😂😂😂
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Let’s be fair. Look at this: 1) tie NOT red 2) suit coat is buttoned 3) tie length may not be stupid looking This is a man of true courage.
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
peace through strength
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A fighter, a POTUS, and Vance Did a highly unusual dance A vindictive address In front of the press Then Volod pulled down both of their pants #courage #DiplomacyShame
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#MAGA
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
All West Point cadets have received this memo. Almost as if diversity, equity, and inclusion are no longer permitted, let alone encouraged.
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
HEY! I have an idea!! Let’s let a “tech wiz” into the Treasury!!! He can turn national debt into sovereign wealth, believe it or not! Just wait, you’ll see! Yea Sovereign Wealth!! MAGA!!
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
DEI hacks, these assholes fucked music up for decades…
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
…thought I’d try an Elon limerick, but then remembered I’d already done one, lol
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
We cannot proclaim there was fraud …as the evidence is a bit flawed… But the look here today? Rich cash out, most folks pay …as the billionaires brag and applaud #corruption
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
An incoming man, Kash Patel Will bring WRATH from the fires of hell He’d proclaim ANY cause …this should def give us pause… But for now he’s with Trump, huh, oh well 🤷‍♂️ #Oligarchy
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
An incoming lackey named Pete Laid his balls right up next to Trump’s feet He most DEF knows his role Long ago sold his soul We are dancing to FASCISM’s beat
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Paul Simon could be an elf 😎
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
We don’t know if software vulnerabilities have affected 21st century elections or not. The hackers may not be good enough… 🤔 But we DO know why we don’t have tighter controls over the voting results. It’s because Republicans like Marsha Blackburn (and so many others) BLOCK fixes. #Oligarchy
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Transition is such a dark time Knowing all about incoming slime We were here once before Now it’s so, so much more Most corruption we’ve e’er tried to rhyme #Oligarchy
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Supreme Court? It is obviously stacked With the fascists they’ve made a dark pact but what hurts me the most (and I don’t want to boast) The election might well have been hacked #AuditTheVote
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The Mick @micklimerick.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
There once was a vicious rebellion Bogus claims of a stolen election But the more that we learn …from the data discern… Twas the HACKERS pulled off insurrection #AuditTheVote #CoffeeCounty
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