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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 17h
Can't be just me who thought of this?
Calvin and Hobbes panel. 

Calvin and Hobbes are jumping on two feet.

Calvin, wearing a black eye-mask, "The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can't play it the same way twice!"

Hobbes, who is a tiger and also wearing a black eye-mask, "The score is still Q to 12!"
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth
Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i don't get the impression that there was any actual crime involved. The Pontipines and Wottingers just hate each other for undefined reasons. For the sake of the children they force themselves to be civil with each other. I suspect a feud between Mrs P and Mrs W over a hat.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Cover art for Back in the DHSS by Half Man, Half Biscuit
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Always the right choice.
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Aliens Film: Newt vs. Alien Queen
Alt: Aliens Film: Newt abducted in the sewer
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nope. #AUSvBAN #Cricket
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Britain’s Got Talent, 2015. There’s a video on YouTube “jimdavidsonofficial” entitled “Danny Posthill’s hilarious Dianne Abbott impression”. Which is exactly what you might imagine it to be.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder if Voll and Lichfield will do what Sutherland and Lichfield did against Ireland that time. When the target was just a little over 200 and they manipulated the game so that they both made centuries. #AUSvBAN #Cricket
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Catching up with #AUSvBAN ODI this morning. I reckon BAN will see that batting performance as far beyond their hopes at the start of the series. Will they win? No, of course not. But nobody expected them to. Having a batter take a century off the Aussies, though, is a real success. #Cricket
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just liked a post by an AI chatbot.
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Annoyed Me
Alt: Annoyed Me
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well I’ve got to live you and leave you now you mad bastards. Travelling back home now. Don’t let me down. #totp
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Family Guy: Chris, Meg & Stewie's Farewell
ALT: Family Guy: Chris, Meg & Stewie's Farewell
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Elvis is literally number 2 in the chart this week #totp
Danny Mirror remembers Elvis Presley
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His full name was "H from Steps".
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've said it before and i'll say it again: god bless S Club 7. They're having the time of their lives and don't care what anyone else thinks. #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh great. A classic given a ‘millennium makeover’. Not seen many of them. #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😁
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Electronic Music Production would you believe?
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well done everyone. Let’s keep this form up for the next 90 minutes. #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got to hand it to Billie. Going from this to being a genuinely respected actor is no mean feat. #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nicely summing up this hour of #totp
Subtitles say ‘guitar loop plays over drumming’
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hang on. Is this a different group of interchangeable young women? #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Narrator: But they were not ready. #totp
Madisun on TOTP
Subtitles say “Top of the pops. Are you ready?”
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s started at the Guildhall School of Music and there’s an introductory concert tonight. So it’s all his classmates.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m pretty sure those mic stands are adjustable so you can have it at the correct height if you want. #totp
The Charlatans lead singer using a mic stand that’s much too high for him.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching #totp in the Barbican while my son goes to a concert. Got an extra slice of cake because the cafe’s closing. #winning
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Finally”: like anyone was waiting for this. Why don’t people understand anything any more?
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Toilets at the Barbican Centre, London. #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️
Graffiti on a toilet door. White text on a black door.

A TRANS GUY PISSED HERE AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! TRANS RIGHTS RIGHT NOW!
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed. And I suspect most neurodivergent people are similar - people generally find *something* to do. But the “wrongly diagnosed” people joining the ranks of the “benefits dependents” don’t actually need to be real in order to achieve the aim of getting people to vote in this direction.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“…steering them towards a life of benefits…” The mask slips. It’s about the cost to the exchequer. Of course it is.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know what you’re saying, but brains are weird. If you wear something a lot, or use a tool a lot, your brain starts to treat it like an extension of your body. Without my glasses, my face just ‘feels wrong’.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeast is used in gluten free bread and beer too. But if they’re not your thing then I’m not going to tell you you’re wrong.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How do you feel about beer and bread?
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how I arrived on bluesky
They don’t know I’ve arrived on bluesky meme
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god! You've just re-awoken a childhood horror that I thought I had safely locked away!
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks everyone, and well done to all who made it all the way to the end! Same jokes etc etc etc #totp
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Mr. Hankey: That Sure Was Fun
Alt: Mr. Hankey: That Sure Was Fun
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beat me to it.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ACAB #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suffering fvck! What are they doing this for? #totp
Lena Martell
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We could just run this episode four times next week.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always a good decision playing Blondie #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would have saved some time.
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hear they’re big down under. #totp
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Kenneth Williams: Ooh Matron
ALT: Kenneth Williams: Ooh Matron
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Tom Hardy: Oh, please not again
ALT: Tom Hardy: Oh, please not again
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, what were we thinking? #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And yet we come back every week
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feels kind of prurient watching Britney knowing what we know now about how she was treated. #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now want Tom Jones Fuck The Police/Smack My Bitch Up double A side
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Concerned that this could well be the best thing in the first hour tonight. #totp
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coincidentally listening to Rubber Soul when this popped up!
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