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Cosmic Hare

@mickeya.bsky.social
831 followers 1K following 5.3K posts

Astronaut, Olympic Athlete, Compulsive Liar.

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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Patiently waiting for Reform voters to emerge. Luck at last. One negotiating a road crossing. On all fours he swings from lamp post to lamp post hanging flags on each...
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me...after a week on social media.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kim Jong Fartrage
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Prince George becomes a teenager. So we all have to see his pic. Apparently. FFS.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have a sore leg and in a rocking chair. I have become the Priest's mother from The Exorcist. "Dimmi. You worry for something ..."
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Something @michaelspicer.bsky.social would never do. Joining other celebs talking about a classic comedy show and singing the theme tune at the start to camera and chuckling..."Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler...etc".
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When saaandwitches were propa saaandwitches and yo could git propa diseases and no-one com..comm...PLAIIINED!!
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you see this, post a Monster
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They've taken our sickly sweet stale buns?
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Repost with your first crush.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"IT'S THE SHUMMER! WE MEAN THE SPRING!! IT'S NOT GLOBOIL WARM THINGS!! WE SAW SOMETHING ON THE INTER WEB!!! SO THERE! VOTE NAZI!!"
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Trump's mouth glistened
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just had to endure someone singing the praises of Farage. A loud mouthed prick.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Well done Jack!! Delighted. 😁
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If you see this, post a tree
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Maybe at one time of day the Eurovision Song Contest was sassy and fun. (I'm talking the 70s). Now it's a toxic nasty Annual shitshow in which we see Israel hijacking it, as they do everything else. Kill it.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When balding middle aged Professors became the new Rock stars of the Age.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
He's got his light all wrong... no no no...not a bad attempt I admit...
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I see you have a tall floor lamp on the balcony." "That's Melania."
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"What you staring at prick?" "What was that Charlie?"
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I am NOT a Dalek!
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"Eh? He's a woke bloke.. "
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Alf Garnett Academy
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A sycophant's day is spent yearning for attention from their idol. Praise or attention makes them go all gooey inside. A sycophant believes their idol loves them, and thinks about them and keeps them in high regard. The opposite of course is true. Their idol always despises them.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Indeed. Someone who beared that weight of responsibility with digni...oh..
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Red Cross doctor enjoying a meal out.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Street food in Gaza. Getting back to surviving amidst the rubble. Fuck ISRAEL.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Sickest Story Ever Told 🤢
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Alternative POTUS
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
On Facebook the comments would read... 'When folk had respect.' 'When popols dressed well and had prride." 'When you could beat up your children and missus and be respected'.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Muslims want a mass cull of dogs....
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How sane I feel in 2026...
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Elton John is 79 today.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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Cosmic Hare @mickeya.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Thank you?
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