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Michel Chartrand

@michelchartrand.bsky.social
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Programmer, gamer, father, not necessarily in that order. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a glorified activist investor and that more school shootings are not ideal.

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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 15h
I don't want to stop it, and I will fight those who try. For my daughter.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 15h
He names everything X because it's the closest thing in the alphabet to a swastika.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think he's French.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish someone would kill him
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno, maybe if they camp out in the capital for nearly a month I'll bet they'd do something. They shoot their own citizens for less.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No helmet? Dude...
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've found sometimes it's the opposite, people have read a word many times but not necessarily heard it spoken, so they have a different pronunciation in their heads until they learn the correct way.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't even know we had car companies in Canada. I'm glad to hear this news.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What would 4.4 cents per gallon savings translate to in relation to grocery prices? Is there any evidence of these grocery price savings? Are there any before and after prices for chocolate bars, carrots, pizza pops, milk, etc.?
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's regarding self-service bans from gas stations, not the introduction of self checkout at grocery stores.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not enough testosterone causes premature ejection
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought they were renaming it? Why waste the money on a temporary replacement sign when they can get to business renaming now?
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prices didn't go down when stores switched to self checkout.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He'll fall asleep during a press conference one day, and then when they realize he's not breathing, will cover the scene with a curtain like they do when those AI robots fail on stage.
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Fail Curtain Fail
Alt: Robot fails on stage, and someone drags the robot off stage while someone else fails at covering the scene with a curtain
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get a feeling they'll never let Trump "die," and even after he passes, they will use AI to keep him on screen telling MAGA how to behave, etc. like Big Brother. Even when he's "119" years old, anybody questioning it will be branded disloyal and an enemy of the state.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A bunch of super rich people who can afford to ride the wave to the bottom and buy everything cheap and become extra super duper rich after recovery. This won't end well.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The plot thickens...
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has anybody told America?
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm guessing there's no more competition in the grocery chain market in New York? It's pretty bad in Canada, too. Maybe they need to break up the huge companies and prevent them all consolidating. If there were actual competition, this wouldn't be an issue because.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They definitely need to build it in, so confirmed AI slop engagement bait can be filtered out of feeds.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That outfit is not normal and neither is claiming to talk to and hear back from God. You do you, let others be.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which side of earth is this? I might not be in this photo. :-(
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah, he'll be dead before he sees any consequences then.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We can find somebody willing to beat him and arrest him and lock him up. Doesn't even have to be an official police officer as proven by ICE. Just someone granted some authority by a future government or president. Or a future president can order the secret service to bring him in, perhaps.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I first saw those photos I assumed they were AI generated to make fun of them.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can't just change the name of something like that. What an idiot for even attempting such a thing. It must be some sort of loyalty test to see who goes along with it.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I first saw that posted by someone, I dismissed it as another satire fake Trump post. The fact that it's real is very concerning.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
None of that matters after the primaries. The choice was her, or Trump.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I learned how to fix my dishwasher after getting a leakage error from some 12 year old on YouTube. Saved me hundreds of dollars. Very grateful.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dammit. The future sucks. :-(
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I call them Republicans because that name needs to become synonymous with their actions. All Republicans need to own this, and they should not be able to get out of it by saying, "Oh, I'm just standard Republican. I was never part of that fascist subset..."
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After picking a fight with every one of their allies, they'll declare their next target is the secret race of Democrats that live on Mars.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And then a second civil war will break out as each side accuses the other of unfair trade practices and running a trade deficit.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump keeps saying the USA doesn't need anything from Canada so this should be interesting
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He definitely did not write that himself.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We storm the capitol! I'm kidding, just kidding. A strongly worded letter should do just fine.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dying to own the libs...
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hologram like they did with Tupac
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An unbiased third party should look at that statement, then try to decide, "What about it doesn't make it the same?" And possibly come to a conclusion. If they don't agree with my conclusion, they're free to respond, "How are they not the same?" And then I could reply with clarification.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolutely not the same
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's when you have a 2,4,6,8, and a 10 and try to gaslight everyone into believing it counts for anything.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump keeps referring to the USA as a "hot" country, like it's sexy.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah, so I guess for now, libreoffice is probably still the recommended go-to since this newer option isn't technically available. I'll keep an eye out, though. Thanks for the info. :-)
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There have been a few options over the years, but most people seem to stick with what's popular. I mean, Google is easily replaced if you're not talking about Android. People just get 'stuck' where all their friends and family already are, etc. So they just don't bother with an exit plan.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So then I take it this office EU is much better overall? I may need to take a look at it. :-)
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There's a Trump lake in Ontario, Canada, that can totally be renamed to Lake Obama. It's not big or majestic, but the sheer idea of renaming anything from Trump to Obama has got to be worth something. And yes, for anybody who sees it, I also find it funny that Elbow Lake is right next to it.
Map view of trump lake. Just below is elbow lake.
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They can make everything in the movie completely 100% factual and people watching 20 years from now would think it's all made up. "And everyone just went along with it!? Not one person tried to stop him? Yeah, totally believable..."
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Okay, but did anybody in the room have the courage to say "uh, sir... you don't actually have the authority to do that..."
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I asked, basically, "why are we (currently) paying the same price for worse service?"
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Michel Chartrand @michelchartrand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You're completely ignoring the point
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