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Michael Z

@michaelzluesky.bsky.social
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh, shit. You guys are still here?
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Rednote is what you all this app is. But this app is boring. Most of you are very boring. I tried to make this work, but Twitter is still better than this. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Easy
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woody and buzz lightyear from toy story are standing next to a stack of books
Alt: A GIF of Buzz and Woody from Toy Story seeing the Pizza Planet truck in a gas station
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This app’s obsession with how many people we all follow is honestly insane by it’s not that fun and why it won’t replace Twitter I shouldn’t need to follow 10k people so the people that follow me see my posts
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wait, is that for here? Oh, there’s no way this overtakes Twitter for porn
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Listen, I’m trying to stick it out here, but this app just isn’t very fun
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Dubai last is crazy, Chanel’s passive aggressive gift giving alone makes Dubai entertaining
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Chris Messina is so hot 😩
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Based on a True Story is doing some really great commentary on the monetization of true crime
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My only 2025 prediction is that I will finally acquire this bag
A picture of an Alexander McQueen brass knuckle tote bag
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Does anyone know what the point of an Amazon Fresh is?
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Drag Race continues to put Katy Perry on the show and you all still find it relevant???
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I just write dumb little sketches and jokes
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Remember to text your sugar daddy today. Don’t get cut off right before his “emergency New Year’s business trip to Mykonos”
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Blueberry?! More like boobberry
A blueberry fruit filled baked good that, I swear to god, looks exactly like a human breast
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Is Joel McHale playing Target’s Santa? Is it just me
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I truly do not understand why Luigi Mangione is going on trial. They asked him if he did it and he said no
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Stop this shit, it’s so dumb
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say we stand with CEOs, right??????
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Kyle on #BelowDeckMed might be my least favorite stew on any franchise
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My HR husband is having a 1:1 with our dog right now because he found his restlessness last night very unprofessional
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Eric’s trying to convince everyone he helped
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Amazon just tried to sell me a Michael Kors watch. I don’t think I have looked at watches or Michael Kors online ever 🤔
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
She needs to lose her license for at least a bit. She’s clearly not learning this lesson
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I know it’s not, but this little yacht ride on #RHOSLC looks so green screened 😂
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I love when my dog winks at me
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Dorit is totally right about Camille, though. She’s not even getting paid anymore, why does she keep popping up every few seasons? For a moment #RHOBH
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I think Garcelle even likes Dorit a little this season #RHOBH
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Wait, I might actually be an okay actor????
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My friend is getting some private acting coaching. They’re at the point where they’re doing scene work and need another person, so now I’m getting free private acting coaching ☺️
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I like how Stanley was basically like, oh, lead wasn’t enough? We made them fucking explode now
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Why is the crew on #BelowDeck constantly rapping?
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I’m not reading that, but glad you deleted it
A quote post Michael said, “Bravo fans stun by continuing to just absolutely hate women”

The post being quoted was deleted, but there is a muted reply
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
America Ferrera in a pink dress on the red carpet for the Oscars in 2024
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Who’s your favorite corporate overlord? 🐍🤪 Aaannnnnd…GO!
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My husband was born under the one child policy and it’s not that I feel bad for him as much as I don’t understand how to explain the complicated nature of sibling relationships when my sisters and I are not getting along
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Has the government considered that if we don’t stop school shootings then there might be fewer CEOs to tell them what to do in the future?
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The US in two stories
A Bluesky post from Ken Klippenstein. The post reads “NY state officials are considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats,” with an article attached. A Bluesky post from Phil Lewis that reads, “MADISON, Wis. (AP) - 3 people are dead and 7 are wounded after a shooting at a Wisconsin school, police chief says.” A follow up post from Phil reads, “MADISON, Wis (AP) - Death toll from Wisconsin school shooting rises to 5 people, including suspected shooter, police chief says.”
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A lot of you young Zoomers should be thanking the government for banning TikTok because that digital footprint will catch up with you sooner than you think
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If I ever got famous (what a nightmare) the only brand I’d really want to do stuff with is El Pollo Loco
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This season of #RHOP is truly all over the place. The beginning was pretty hard to get through, but we’re finally picking up the pace
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My husband only knows Chris Rock as the guy that slapped At the Oscars and wow, what a dream #SNL
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I am watching #RHONJ from the beginning for the first time and I think this show works because most of the cast is very dumb
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bravo fans stun by continuing to just absolutely hate women
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My version of this in my life is my “luxury” building offers autopay for rent but our rent is above the threshold so because they charge us so much, we actually lose a service by living here 😍😍
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Oh. Jeff Dunham is still doing the ventriloquist thing…
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
He is not anti-capitalist, please. He’s a tech bro
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Road construction outside my apartment is literally shaking my entire apartment building Is this going to cause an earthquake?
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The place I have been getting my matcha lattes just let me know they sweeten them unless you ask them not to And it was such a fun surprise that is over now that I know
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Michael Z @michaelzluesky.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I’m so dumb. It’s fully a British brand 🤦🏼‍♂️
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