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Michael Whitney

@michaelwhitney.bsky.social
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Buffalonian in Madrid via Philly. (sabres, bills, phillies, sixers). Dad, photographer, stained glass artist, campaigner & fundraiser on tech

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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 6h
lol yes thank you Verrit authentication code: 69420
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In Wisconsin and other key swing states, Hillary Clinton won the majority of voters who said the economy was their top concern.
Verrit.com authentication code: 0116018
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 14h
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER BLOCKING DELIVERY
ROBOT IN CENTER CITY
PHILADELPHIA CONFRONTATIONHitchbot, murdered
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I didn’t bring many personal effects to Madrid because we don’t know if we’ll be here for more than a year yet, so I’ve had to make do The centerpiece of my office background is Buffalo’s Two Psychos in candle form and a Shoot! banner Go bills
Wood office shelves. Top shelf has an old Bills illustration print, Josh Allen and Zach benson prayer candles with bills and Sabres coozies behind them, holding up a SHOOT! Sabres banner from the goose's roost, and a family photo in front of the Ralph with a wood carving of the Ralph. Shelf below has 4 hats: Bills in red text on blue satin, goathead, blue and gold crest, and bills logo with a Buffalo flag fill
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you never gotta hand it to the Carolina hockey team, however, I’m willing to make a one-time exception. Philly better be doing a cosmic realignment to power the Sixers
Insta collage of canes tweet saying they’ve won more games in the last 9 days in Philly than flyers eagles and Phillies combined in October
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Computers are not “acting on their own.” Humans at Anthropic made choices that resulted in computer crimes, and those humans need to be held accountable.
NYT push alert 

A.l. Went Rogue, Again
Anthropic A.l. agents, acting on their own, tried to fill out visa applications and sent the police a fake homicide tip.
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t realize that the Dolphins’ last playoff victory was pre-9/11
Chart of 4 US sport leagues with days since last playoff win with the date of that win
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dad’s Sabres and Bills Halloween display is up
Skeleton in a Sabres shirt in a lawn chair next to a sign with the Stanley cup that says “just one before I die”. Idk why there’s a dog skeleton on a leash. Also a skeleton jumping up to catch a football wearing a bills shirt and helmet. A sign next to that skeleton has the Lombardi trophy and it says “ditto”
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
John Fetterman's campaign is renting conservative email lists to send fundraising emails.
I'm always going to reject Socialism and the anti-American way of life
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Dear Friend who has common sense,

I'm always going to stand with America.



If you'll stand with me today, I know we can show them that we're not backing down and that the real numbers are on the side of common sense and putting our country first.

Thank you!

John Fetterman

P.S. - I'll bet you're more than a little surprised to get this email from me. So, I want to say thanks for setting aside party affiliation for a second and hearing me out. You see, I'm not a progressive. And I'm definitely not a Democratic Socialist. I'm just a senator with a big mouth who happens to stand for common-sense things like... strong borders, safe streets, a powerful economy, bringing jobs to my constituents, and Israel and Ukraine's right to defend themselves, not to mention the basic machinery of our democracy (the Electoral College, the Senate, and the Supreme Court). If you see eye-to-eye with me, then I could sure use your help. The "DSA!" vision for Pennsylvania and for America is not a healthy one. It is a dangerous one.Common-sense people need to join together now to reject this vision before it's too late. Can I count on you to stand with me today?
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wgr Jeremy with Beane calling in
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bozos
Brady and Beane Assholes Stay away from her Get a job
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
time to find the nearest volcano to throw myself into
Liana glazer bills hat how Am IBeane and Pegula Josh derpKevyn Adams and Brandon Beane
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s time
Ref looking at a dildo on the field of a bills pats game
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bills defense bends and then breaks
Dr manhattan in a bills Zubaz hat
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bills by 42
All time murder records

Bills 1-0
Patriots 0-1Josh Allen is killing you Josh Allen : I’m going to run after you like a lowland gorilla and show you why god fears the devil AOC at a bills bar
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giving Muse access to my bank account to find duplicate charges and immediately having my house foreclosed on while sitting by the pool
Muse Instagram ad

Let Muse review your bills.
Muse
A duplicate $19.99 streaming fee has been found. Want me to reach out to get it removed?
Yes please!
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sabres, you’re hearing it more and more
Dale with 2 beer Sabres Biron demonstrating how to use a beer Sabre Prescott with 2 beer Sabres Win it for them ( Tim Horton, Rick jeanerette, crocodile from happy Gilmore wearing a Sabres jersey, and the Stanley cup)
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies
Solemn PhanaticCharlie: great I was hoping you’d say that. Let’s kill ourselves Biden Phillies hat: “it was like fifteen 9/11s”Give me harder battles Phillies hat / Jesus what the fuck
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies
General Sherman with a Phillies hatSiege of Atlanta but with Phillies team from 2-3 years ago Always sunny go phils Phanatic hot dog cannon
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it should be legal to firebomb this
Fucking ChatGPT video ad in the ocean
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
never in doubt, go bills
Fuck you go bills
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sean McDermott speech balloon
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello darkness my old friend
War criminal drinking poison in The Hague wearing a Zubaz suit
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bills
90s guy in a Bruce smith jersey, zubaz pants, and bills construction hatNo funnels dizzy bats table slammingI ❤️ when Josh Allen goes deepJosh and Knox prom pose
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a whole fuckin Peruvian chicken
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 9 games They didn’t have Sam & Max Hit the Road in the library unfortunately my9games.net/en/
My 9 games that shaped who I am 

Civnet, goldeneye 007, the incredible machine, lemmings, zork, Mario kart 64, last of us 1, last of us 2, command and conquer red alert
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only US sports clothing item in the sports section of a Madrid department store is a Mets jersey
Sad Mets jerseys
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you comment “slop” on Instagram they give you the same warning as if you told someone to die in a fire so that’s cool
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bills
People’s democratic republic of Bills flag Zohran at a bills bar Fitz in red Dirtbag Josh
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Josh Allen experience
Are you experienced
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bend and break baby. That’s the Beane Machine
Stevie Styles
@StevieJohnson13
Scientists at Daemen University have reconstructed 3D models of how
Judas might have looked.

It’s Brandon Beane
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Exasperated Josh Allen
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beane and Brady Douchebags again It’s the blowjob brothers Assholes
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THE BUFFALO BILLS
Old bills game with a banner unfolded that says THE SABRESJosh in Sabres gear Fuck you go bills Josh in a sick Sabres sweater
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we got keys to our apartment in Madrid today and it’s such a relief to finally be free of this too small Airbnb. it’s pretty stunning
View of two common rooms of our apt in Madrid with archways separating rooms, and herringbone wood floors
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Great Lake caliphate, close enough
Dialect map showing I’m somehow more Minnesota Wisconsin Michigan than Buffalo
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we put our first born on a bus by himself for his first day of school in Spain and it’s a lot
A large boy with a huge head of curly blonde hair holding a first day of school sign. He’s wearing blue sneakers and the Spanish national team away jersey set.
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
surely there's a better way to do CAPTCHAs than whatever the hell this is
use the arrows to help the character throw the ring on the desired image (1 of 3)
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
finally had a few hours with camera and without kids in Madrid
Three teens in cosplay maybe waiting for a train Modern building on top of old brick with a young woman and an older woman walking on the sidewalk Guy in a suit waits to cross the street in the median with an assortment of people back on the sidewalk facing the same direction
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
always one submission every year that is a dagger to the heart. go bills though
Maribel:
Every fucking year the Bills theatrically shit themselves and die in front of the
entire country and I have to spend the rest of the postseason sitting in the cuck chair knowing just how badly
the Bills could beat every remaining team playing were they not a fundamentally unserious organization.
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cursed image in a Madrid coffee shop
Framed kids drawing of Allen Iverson holding a toy of Woody from Toy Story. It says “woody Allen”
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Free politics tip: it’s free and easy to simply not do this to your own video
Corrupt BK party chair labeling herself aNti-Democrat in her own video
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Brett I’m getting some good birds in Madrid. Can’t really go out with camera until kids start school but this is visual id from a park the other day
Listado vitalicio
38 especies
Eurasian Magpie
Madrid--Parque El Retiro | ES-MD
August 21, 2026
Monk Parakeet
Madrid--Parque El Retiro | ES-MD
August 21, 2026
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bon Jovi slippery when wet
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
when u need to buy really long pieces of wood from home depot this makes sense
Stretch SUV limo the length of two parking spots parking in front of home depot
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if AOC runs on a platform that includes breaking car dealerships
JEB! Winning 50 states meme but it’s AOC
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bills fans: giving away two Bills jackets I don’t wear enough, so maybe you will. Just pay shipping. 1. 2XL Under Armour infrared coldgear jacket with Bills logo on front, Pepsi logo on left sleeve. The jacket itself w/o branding retails for $100+ 2. XL Leather & wool Bills snap up jacket.
2XL Under Armour infrared coldgear jacket with Bills logo on front, Pepsi logo on left sleeve. XL Leather & wool Bills snap up jacket.
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
never hope
El-seyed 52
Stevens 44
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
simulated effect because I realized I had to use my phone to take the picture
My pocket sticking out below my cut off Zubaz shorts
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Adios, Haley Stevens. You have lost the Ms. Rachel primary
Instagram post of ms Rachel zooming with Abdul el seyed
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