Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"...and Stephen Root is in it." Say no more. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's crazy you would need notecards for a hearing on Beastiality 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026hey @seanmcarroll.bsky.social In the "many worlds" theory, wouldn't it have to be the case that on a quantum level we are entangled with the other "branches" of ourselves? OR is Hilbert space the limit of entanglement at a distance? 020
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Saying “hi puppy, good dog” makes me feel like one, too. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Same thing with libraries. Keep em open late on the weekends. Let’s have some smutty authors do readings with snooty cocktails! Whiskeys and tragic poems! Beers and Bukowski! 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’ll say it again- museums should be open until midnight on weekends. I would like a few cocktails and no kids while I peruse and discuss beautiful art with interesting people. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Don’t listen to the republicans who tell you don’t belong here. You absolutely belong here. Welcome, stay, let’s make this place better. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Holdup, it’s pronounced “New-tella” not “Nuh-tella”? Did everyone know this and you just kept it from me? 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Denver. Sunset. Magic. You guys, it’s actually prettier than this. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Be careful who you’re standing next to in the produce section when Hall & Oates’ “One on One” comes on. I may have just cheated with an 82 yr old named Gladys who loves Cantaloupes. 020
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Man I love that song. Your mom and I fell in love to that on a dance floor. You mean the Platryvia jingle- the one for moderate to advanced plaque psoriasis? Goddamnit. 120
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 08/06/2026There was no scenario in which Henry was leaving of this room alive. He knew that the minute Maxwell recognized him outside of the courthouse earlier that morning. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Give me the most 80s song you can think of. youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?...youtu.beDead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (Official Video)YouTube video by DeadOrAliveVEVO 110
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I was today years old when I learned that “Canola” oil is a contraction of "Canadian" and "ola" (meaning oil). Originally bred in Canada in the 1960s. It comes from a seed in the mustard family. What’s the name of that? the rapeseed plant. Eek. “Canola” it is - good rebranding. Thank you 🇨🇦 2152
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Shout out to you if you are fighting through it or recovering. It never seems like you are doing enough or progressing, but you are. And being here is enough. 020
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Well, if the New York Giants and New York Jets can actually play in New Jersey, I guess the Chicago Bears can actually play in Indiana, and the Kansas City Chiefs once Missourians will soon be Kansans. Honestly, nothing matters anymore. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Drop a “the two yutes?” on ‘em and see where you stand. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This is a behind the scenes picture of when Mr. Rogers auditioned for Get Smart. Just kidding: Starting Thursday, an official YouTube channel dedicated to Fred Rogers. Eventually - full episodes, behind-the-scenes footage and compilations. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/a...?nytimes.comMister Rogers: Now on YouTube 051
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 04/06/2026A little help: Allegra or Claritin? And do you find a difference between branded or store brand? What say you? 110
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 03/06/2026QB coaches everywhere: "No, son. Do not do it like THAT." 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Buying a bed is like spending thousands on a lotto ticket. 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This should be a violation of her terms of parole. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This woman is the QUEEN of Collector's Edition(s) <--- heavy emphasis on the "S" 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Oh, THAT’S what a “vomit draft” meant?! (mouthwash, brushes teeth) I was mistaken. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It just dawned on me while contemplating the classic meaning behind "...left to my own devices" how we call these phones and computers "devices." 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"Graduations should never fucking be at 8am on Friday morning!" Thank you, I will cede the remainder of my time. (Rockwellguy.gif 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'm not mad, I'm not angry; I'm...I'm...cranky. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I’ve begun saying, “I hope you have a ‘Mina Year’” to pump my friends up 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“Look at me, damnit, don’t look at him! Kelly…do you love me?” She had never Andy so distraught, so dead serious. But she also did not have an answer to give him. Not a good one, anyway. Kelly stammered, “I, I, did. Once. But I don’t even know if I love…me, anymore.” 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 24/05/2026If you had to guess: what year was “Your Love Is King” by Sade? Seriously, guess before you look it up (and don’t ruin it) 400
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Me on.. Monday: So proud to finish this short story. Done! Tuesday: Hey, another short story in the can. Done! Kinda fits with the other one though Wednesday: This story outline also fits with those other two. Thursday: Shit, I think this is a collection and now I need 20 more!!! 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Another Worlde day where I had to ask, “ya sure it’s not ‘cunty’?” 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Tell us how we’re doing? No Do you have a minute… No Could you leave us a review? No Please take a moment to… No Last chance to share your… No 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I respect Dr. Carol, I disagree. I see this a lot. Use it for some good, not bad - as if the damage can be separated. Economically, ecologically, etc. This “good technology” is based on theft and continues. Use of it props up bad actors. Like saying: Use meth to study for tests, but not for fun. 110
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Is Jacob Elordi cosplaying Benson Boone the other way around? 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Seems like the worst cover for the intended audience, no? 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I will have you know that there was a time when some people would crack open a full blown sugary Pepsi every morning, so you will respectfully gaze upon my 6am Diet Coke with wonder, and know that I am a man of discipline. 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Turns out the bridge was the actual song, the rest was fluff. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“Jenn will never fall for a blind date set up.” The fuck she won’t watch this…(text) ‘he’s 6 ft, kinda shy in crowds but loves going to concerts. He’s a librarian so he does work some weekends (reads to kids) and he has a cat named Rick Steves. He wants to take you to hot pot.’ Jenn: “What time?” 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026She'd done it. Forget Barbies and Easy Bake ovens, those nasty girls from up the block would really be jealous. She conquered what they could not: that giant elm in the back yard. Her knees, reddish-brown with bark and blood stains, no matter. She won. Now, if she could just get down. #happykid 030
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Single Post: The happiest a child has ever been. #Writers #writerprompt #prompt #happychild 010
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Jimmy V was completely right; "If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day." I would add write and sing…and that makes it one helluva day. 000
Michael St. James @michaelstjames.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Aimee pulled back the privacy curtain on his bed and placed her grandpa’s special Sprite —a blue solo cup with three cubes of ice and a straw— on the rolling table, just as she had done every Thursday for 7 years. “Oh Darla, where have you been? I can’t find my car keys and I need to get to work.” 010
Reposted by Michael St. JamesHello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer 122156702657
