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@michaelslimes.bsky.social
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RandomFactor @therandomfactor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It’s that guy out of that band. Thingumy. Montel? @slimecitymusic.bsky.social @michaelslimes.bsky.social #glasgow #music #art #drawing
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I've been rewatching The Sopranos and last night it was the episode where Tony gets shot in the ear. I had forgotten about that episode when Trump got shot. Howling at the idea Trump just copied this from The Sopranos.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I bought a very similar kit of DDR4 last June for about £70, totally on a whim. I wasn't trying to get in before the prices went up. The record high for this kit is £237! Nuts!
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Happy birthday Andrew
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's the club from the Temu Sopranos.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Birds by Turnstile, but the lyrics are "You don't win friends with salad."
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Krampus is just Christmas Vacation with a demon.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree but all the words are "Ah-ah-ah-ah".
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Imagine the only way was up.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's very easy to say "jazz music is shite." And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
On a train and keep hearing this noise
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
My Amazon account got hacked while watching Hackers on Amazon Prime. Must be a new Prime benefit.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Lost an earbud yesterday. Went to put it in the charging case but it slipped from hand and rolled into a drain. Sony charge close to full price for a single replacement earbud. Bring back wires.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I've been asked to try and pick up the basics for using PowerBI at work. Anyone got any good suggestions for tutorials? YouTube etc.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Slime City album 2. The Return of Slime City. Slime City Strikes Back. Slime City 2: The New Batch (of songs)
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Get that jet ski fuelled.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Keep thinking of Slipknot turning up at wee venues for their early gigs and explaining their line-up to the sound engineer. Vocals, two guitars, bass, drums, percussion, DJ, guy with a beer keg and baseball bat.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Split the John.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Trying to get the perfect egg bite.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Someone should make a game where all you do is clean crime scenes. That would be the best game.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Bring back the 1988 Glasgow Garden Festival Coca-Cola rollercoaster.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I think I've got too many pedals.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I got this peanut butter powder, seems very similar to Chabuddy G's Peanut Dust. Perfect for peckish.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Recently I've noticed that chatgpt has been using emojis a lot in its responses. Telling me shit is 🔥🔥🔥 and lit! I know there's probably a setting for this but it's irritating when all I'm just asking about is a spreadsheet formula.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Crocs in the studio
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Re-ee-pair When the pedals break Repair them Craig David all over your boink.ogg
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Get some chip spice in your life. Get it on your chicken. Get it on your chips.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Think I might get a job at Lumon.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Oh my crap! There's been a murder.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It would be great if the round table in The Traitors got smaller and smaller as the game went on.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
What a band. As if Ballroom Blitz, Blockbuster and Fox on the Run weren't enough they also somehow did That's Amore by Dean Martin released in 1953. Wow.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
That's a spicy meatball
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New year, NEW year
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's truly amazing what they can do with AI these days.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Got a Buzzballz for the buzzbellz.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I love it when people get so angry about these bottle caps. This guy is so angry his piss is boilng.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Did we ever find out what Billy Peltzer's mum was making in Gremlins? That's a lot of fucking onions.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
He got two!!! He got two!!!
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Just repaired the aux in mini 3.5mm jack on this Yamaha DTX drum module. Sound was only working on one side. The spring-loaded contact needed to be bent back into position and a small crack in the plastic enclosure was glued.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I wonder what happens the DPD driver hits 88mph.
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Michael @michaelslimes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Vigo The Carpathian woz ere B4 u!
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