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Mike

@michaelryanp.bsky.social
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Boy dad. Cat dad. Gay dad. 🏳️‍🌈 Film nerd boxd.it/NTGP

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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The ending of Carrie (1976) had me fucked up for MONTHS, I couldn’t sleep. I was already watching slashers and my mom was like “you wanna see a really scary movie?”. Double egg on her face cause my friend came over to watch as well and she forgot the full frontal locker room opening.
Still from Brian De Palma’s Carrie (1976) where Sue (Amy Irving) lays flowers on the grave of Carrie (Sissy Spacek), who’s bloodied hand shoots out and grabs her
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
patient zero?
Laura Dern from Enlightened saying “Not in my world. Not in the world I’m living in.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drew Barrymore movies had me in a chokehold
My 9 Albums
Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack 
Charlie’s Angels soundtrack
Moulin Rouge! Soundtrack
Scream soundtrack 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Album
Clueless soundtrack 
The OC Mix Vol. 1
Cruel Intentions soundtrack
The Wedding Singer soundtrack
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was way too hard and probably still not accurate but here we are. 2005 was a big year 😅
My 9 Albums
The Chicks Taking the Long Way
Kylie Minogue Aphrodite
Green Day American Idiot
No Doubt Return of Saturn
Madonna Confessions on a Dance Floor
Britney Spears Blackout
Goldfrapp Supernature
Fiona Apple Extraordinary Machine
Jimmy Eat World Futures
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obsessed with this unintentional color story
Screenshot letterboxd recent activity
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
The Addiction
Body Snatchers
Queens of the Dead
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Desperately wish we got to make more of this series
One sheet for Ghosted (2017-2018) starring Adam Scott and Craig Robinson, pictured under a ufo spaceship with the tagline “Be afraid. Be kind of afraid.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eileen Davidson on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills saying “Send it back in the mail.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rilo Kiley performing in the Hollywood cemetery under a full moon with purple stage lights drenching the audience
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rilo Kiley in a cemetery under a full moon was just perfect
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kylie Minogue in 2003
Jay from the Traitors New Blood at the round table saying “I am a body language expert.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Screenshot of last four letterboxd watched:
Showgirls (1995) 5 Stars Rewatch
Legend (1985) 4 Stars
The Running Man (2025) 2 1/2 Stars
Straight Talk (1992) 3 1/2 Stars
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Madonna Confessions II weekend was one for the books. Everybody get up and dance!
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
4 women from pop culture that made you gay as a child
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman from Batman Returns (1992)Amy Jo Johnson as Kimberly Hart from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)4x WWE Women’s Champion Lita (2000)
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
They were giving out pink veils for Madonna COADF2 promo at WeHo pride if you even care
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
His speech to Buffy in “Innocence” but this moment from “Dead Man’s Party” lives rent free in my mind
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
pits out even with sleeves on 🙄
Flexing my bicep and showing pit hair despite wearing a sleeve
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i took a shower
Me nude in my shower documenting my incoming abs
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
whatever i thought i looked good here
me just standing in my black underwear taking a mirror selfieme just standing in my black underwear taking a mirror selfie but with a flash of pit
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
asked for the project hail mary haircut and my barber just pushed my glasses off my face
Blond haired man with ginger beard showing off his new haircut with his glasses hanging off his faceBlond haired man with ginger beard showing off his new haircut with his glasses hanging off his face
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ugh so close
Screenshot of Aaliyah “Try Again” red album cover from apple music
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nothing really to report other than i like this photo alot
A selfie of me smiling while holding my copy of Madonna The Confessions Tour Record Store Day vinyl
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lemon, it’s Wednesday
Sabrina the teenage witch food meme where the multiple pancakes say “Confessions on a Dancefloor 2 Announcement” “Tour Announcement” “Wrestlemania” “Record Store Day” “Being a present husband and father” “World War III”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Comeback vs Hacks this year’s emmys can only end one way
RuPaul from Too Wong Foo saying “we have a tie!”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Can Radio Silence take over the Buffy franchise? Cause this ruled
Poster for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come starring Samara Weaving, Kathryn Newton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Shawn Hatosy and Elijah Wood
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’d be okay with an Arco upset at the Oscars ngl
Letterboxd screenshot of last four watched:
Frankenstein (2025) 3.5 stars
Sentimental Value (2025) 4.5 stars
Arco (2025) 4 stars
Girl 6 (1996) 4 stars
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
people died (me, i’m people)
Robbie G.K. from Heated Rivalry in a tank top and silk boxers flashing his pit
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My favorite season of Drag Race
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 cast
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Was especially pleased with my Train Dreams review
Letterboxd last four watched: 
Inside Man (2006)
Train Dreams (2025)
Bulworth (1998)
Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)Letterboxd review for Train Dreams which quotes Buffy “Fire bad. Tree pretty.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Adding to my “Not a great movie but Madonna” collection, this gorgeous new Vinegar Syndrome Body of Evidence release
Gay man holding a new copy of Body of Evidence starring Madonna
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Willow and Buffy (and Harmony!) at Graduation saying “Man, just ascend already.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Not ominous or threatening at all!
Screenshot of four voicemails from unknown numbers that simply say “Goodbye.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Millenial checking in 🫡
Screencap from Starship Troopers that has a female presenting soldier saying “I’m doing my part.”
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Scream playing at the video rental store feels like a cozy warm blanket
Scream (1996) playing on a TV screen in a video rental store
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
pit tax (sorry)
Dumb gay guy flashing his armpit
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The vibe this summer is vampires grinding on each other in the club with sunglasses
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I was stupid close for Lady Gaga tonight
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A rainbow on presidents’ day? Oh woke is so back
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Listen, i had no choice but to buy W./E. in the bargain bin
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
felt good after a workout, will definitely be deleting
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
funny, i made a similar noise
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
but we need the physical release date
Brandy on BET saying “but we need the audience to buy the album” after learning they are getting it for free
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Jackie’s Back! (1999) might be the greatest movie I’ve ever seen
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
These arms are serving Betty Spaghetti more than All the Way Mae but i’m getting a night out
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Kenya not knowing the words to her own song is kinda camp sorry
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Looooooved The Moment
Letterboxd screencap of recent activity. From Left to Right: Send Help (2026) 3 and a half stars. The Moment (2026) 5 stars. Jackie Brown (1997) 5 stars. Best in Show (2000) 5 stars.
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Dorit wrote a book? #RHOBH
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
loved the wizard of oz at the sphere!
maureen evans from scream 2 dying infront of the abomination that is the wizard of oz at the sphere in las vegas
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Almost sent this to my sister today for her birthday since she’s what most of my therapy sessions are about.
sad yet handsome(?) gay on his telehealth appointment
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Mike @michaelryanp.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sorry to share a tw*tter screenshot but the caption “missing for months” sent me. I still can’t believe the legs this dumb little selfie has
Screenshot of me and Mikey Madison from 2 years ago with the caption “spotted at a gay bar after being missing for months”
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