michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 14hIf all elections were held tomorrow, all voting machines would be confiscated on Wednesday! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The governor executed Jesus in the bible. 032
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am wasting so much money every year changing my clocks, I can barely afford gas! 030
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why would this be an “emergency”?!?! 020
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kill all the civilians you want, just don’t touch the oil! 040
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can’t wait to read the executive order on this one! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve seen this bit at a Cirque du Soleil performance! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In his defense, $3 million is spent trying to keep him from eating road kill and raccoon penis! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe he should suck a bag of dicks! 000
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michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is inline with the new FBI policy. “Recruits should be horny enough to f’ a dog!” 1141
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I always assumed Pop Warner players were more his type… 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There are cadaver dogs chasing his car! 110
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Read it again, but replace Umar with Epstein. 010
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When Trump doesn’t answer a reporter’s question, the next reporter should ask the same question. Every time! Stop letting him win with his nonsense! 1725
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comTumbleweeds & Crickets: Awkward Silence MemeALT: Tumbleweeds & Crickets: Awkward Silence Meme 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Do you remember when they said the Iran WAR would end in a couple days? 010
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I was just about to order a Bombardier jet on Amazon! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026He’s got an add that makes it look like you’re going to tax tips and overtime. Which you couldn’t do even if you wanted to. He needs to be called out for his lies! 061
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I can’t imagine him getting violent. What if he messed up his hair or his makeup started running? Why take that chance!?!? 020
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Please Canada, name Lake Superior- Lake Epstein! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Over coming bone spurs to be able to pose with his parents and his deceased dog. Remarkable! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 25/08/2026He’s as self aware as Garth Brooks when he named his children’s charity “Touch ‘em All”! 020
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Trump is trying to find a position in his cabinet for mr Caruso. 020
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Usually, when the administration lies, that markets believe it. He doesn’t understand why it’s not working this time! 010
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Do we know if she was in the food truck with Trump? 120
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Oversight is not “I trust the Navy”! 010
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“If you just break it down by white male land owners…” 010
Reposted by @michaelross.bsky.socialGeorge @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026tRump is delusional but the new hair piece has given him extra confidence. 16713
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 07/08/2026After losing that debate to Will Ferrell in Old School, that should have been the end! 010
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There are two sides to every story. However, neither is the victim’s side! 0121
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Start encouraging ALL civilians wear similar masks. Hand them out for free! 020
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Release the pee tapes! I mean vandalism tapes! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This guy has obviously never used a box cutter. He clearly hasn’t even seen one captured by a “moving camera”! Otherwise, he’d have an idea that you don’t use it like a saw! 010
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m pretty sure God put the 8647 in the lawn and made the pool green! 000
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 29/07/2026TV show pitch, “The Ghost and Mrs. McConnell”. 020
michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fined “without explanation”, pretty sure there’s plenty of explanations out there for the literate. 030
