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Eric Stratton

@michaelronzano.bsky.social
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Damn glad to meet you. Designer, fifth-generation Californian, lapsed Episcopalian, USC Trojan ✌🏼, Chelsea Blue (KTBFFH). If you don’t have something nice to say, come sit next to me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 11h
It's a mezza-mooch.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It can't be long, right? youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?...
youtu.be
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
YouTube video by IRamzayI
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're at the End Times, aren't we?
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neither does he
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...yet unsurprising.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And sort of curious from whom he imagines people are going to be buying (whatever it is they're buying)? Useful idiots.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shorthand: she's a republican. Where being unqualified is a qualification.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not sending the best and brightest, are they? (Not that they have any)
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And lengthen your skirt And tone down the makeup. And lose the high heels. Rinse and repeat.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What's the point of being in Congress if you can't bang your aid in the backseat of your car?
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Glad to see she found a job: youtube.com/shorts/tAksu...
youtube.com
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina Answers a Question 😂
YouTube video by Contemporary Shorts
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My man looks like a person who would steal a Wall Street firm from the late founder's wife.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Half, asking academic questions and the other half trying to score a dinner invite.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We're now in the rather awkward position of cheering on one of the Ford brothers.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't shortchange all the others things of which they are not students.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If we deport EVERYONE, we won't need any jobs at all!
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They're going to need a bigger closet.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn't say that they were honest, just that they responded.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"They said they were sending an Asian woman"
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'd take the one less-traveled
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He's back on the yam yam, isn't he?
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you don't have the time to devote to reading a book, there are some great places to find interesting short pieces to read. Graydon Carter's 'Airmail' and Tyler Brulee's 'Monocle' are worth subscribing to. The beauty of both is that they're all over the place. Always new stuff to discover.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In Fairness, LaGuardia was a Republican.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Decent of Pope Ross I to describe himself as elite. I'm trying to think of a human being as (undeservingly) arrogant and self-satisfied as Bari Weiss's new toy.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I look forward to on the day he goes to prison, the prison has no room for him because it only holds people from this administration.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Incompetent, smiling idiot says incompetent, idiotic things. While smiling.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Turns out that Ogles has no place in Congress.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lucky, on AppleTV is very good. Actually,pretty much anything on AppleTV is good.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He'll claim this is 1,000,000,000 reduction from the 10% fee Iran has been charging during the war and claim victory. Never mind that the rate before the war was 0%.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
David McIntosh is one of those people you imagined you'd never hear from again after he lost his race for Indiana governor many years ago. Yet here we are, talking about unripe bananas that have the unfortunate circumstance of not actually being bananas.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The biggest tell of his address.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Works for me. Soon.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My favorite word in any language. It can be sincere, insincere, ironic,etc.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Dom in my wine refrigerator is ready to go and the Ninth Symphony is cued up.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Fat Drunk
ALT: Fat Drunk
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My man looks like a penis. If that penis was particularly small, particularly ill-shaped, and particularly flaccid.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Good point
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Apparently, the Miller household hasn't any mirrors.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pretty sure this is who Disney had in mind: youtu.be/-t_C4iP4Ifc?...
youtu.be
The Jungle Book (1967) - The Bare Necessities [UHD]
YouTube video by Paolo Maggiorelli
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In other words, an ideal ICE agent.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm in the northern suburbs of Chicago and walking outside is like stepping into a fireplace. The smoke is very heavy and the smell is really bad. Visibility is about two blocks
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Come and take them
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FIFA will do whatever they can to hand Messi and trophy.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every song is great. Saw Paul Simon with Ladysmith Mambazo (and others) in Central Park. Then, years later, Ladysmith in a very small venue in the Chicago suburbs. No instruments. Magical.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In related news, Hobby Lobby's stock is soaring on record sales of gold plastic ornamentation.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think by now, the kiddie pics are kind of a given, right?
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As one would.
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trying to imagine someone whose opinion I value less than that of David Brooks. Nope, can't think of anyone.
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