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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It must be Pride Month. Trump is blaming the Algae-BTQ community for turning his reflecting pool green.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Display of Pigs Trump’s war on Cuba.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Donald Donald Trump truly is like Jesus Christ. Except he turns hot air into whine.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show!

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Donald Trump says he’s playing 5D chess. I’m pretty sure he thinks 5D is a bra size and meant to say chest.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Lindsey Graham is making quite a hard sell to build Donald Trump’s ballroom this morning. Of course, the guy who walks around with a pink princess bubble wand wants a ballroom.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Honestly, Trump’s proposed monument couldn’t be more fitting. A tribute to America’s archvillain.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Throwing facts at Trump supporters is like throwing water on the Wicked Witch… instant meltdown

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I don’t think we went to the moon in 1969. … I know we went to the moon in 1969, 1971, and 1972. Because I’m not a freaking dipstick.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Maybe Elon Musk cut all the funding for cancer research because he knows better than anyone that billionaires are a cancer.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Republicans: “We’re using AI for everything now. Tracking finances, monitoring people, running surveillance, even helping decide who to kill.” Reasonable person: “So you can use it to determine who’s a citizen when they register to vote?” Republicans: “No.”

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

What we heard was “No new wars.” What he was actually saying was “Know new wars.”

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

We came into this world as a bunch of dumb monkeys throwing rocks at each other. Eventually we learned to tie a sharpened rock to a stick. Then we learned to launch that stick with a bow. Then we put a tiny little rock in a gun. We’re the same monkeys. Just with fancier rocks.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Ilhan Omar is as tough in real life as right wingers pretend to be in comment sections.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The prostitutes in a Russian hotel room with Donald Trump had more streams than the Melania movie.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Donald Trump is sending Tom Homan to Minneapolis. Honestly, I like this idea. All the protesters in Minneapolis have to do is show up with a bag containing $50,000 in cash, and we can just hire Tom Homan to work for us instead.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

They say history doesn’t repeat itself, it rhymes. But Donald Trump is too dumb for poetry. He’s just repeating.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Recipe for disaster Start with one heaping scoop of liberals hate America Add 3 cups of they are all domestic terrorists Stir in a dash of they want to kill babies Top with untrained right wing zealots given a badge and a gun Let ferment for one year

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Right now, the GOP is sending a message to an army of armed men roaming our streets that they can kill American citizens with impunity.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I agree. I feel like I’m pretty squarely pointing the blame at ICE. They lowered their hiring standards to allow people with a criminal past, sketchy tattoos and who can’t even pass an open book exam to join their ranks. This is the point I’m making.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Stop saying ICE killed a woman. A racist guy who worked at GameStop six months ago was handed a badge and allowed to live out his fantasies. That’s what actually happened.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

According to Republicans, January 6 was just a bunch of sweet grandmothers on a tour. I watched the footage. If those 30 year old bearded bros identify as elderly women, fine. But they are still violent criminals.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It is always the climate change deniers who end up doing all the storming.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Saying we are attacking Venezuela over fentanyl is like attacking Mexico over maple syrup. It is a lie so lazy it assumes you will not think for five seconds. This is a war for oil. Their oil.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show!

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

At this point, shouldn’t Donald Trump be required to go around Washington, DC, knocking on doors and letting people know he has moved into the neighborhood?

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I can’t think of anyone in the history of the US military more worthy of having an entire class of naval ships named after them than a guy who dodged the draft and then went on to say prisoners of war aren’t heroes.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

60 Minutes should be a description of how much time Bari Weiss has left at CBS.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Hear me out, Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island No rules Last person standing gets a pardon. Whole thing is televised.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

By MAGA standards, Robert E. Lee would be considered woke.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

“Liberals don’t know what a woman is.” Really? Michelle Obama is a beautiful, classy woman, and you insist she is a man. So clearly, you are the ones who do not know what a woman is.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

“Out of context?” Sure. Go ahead. Explain the correct context for Trump’s chief of staff saying Trump has an “alcoholic’s personality,” JD Vance is a “conspiracy theorist,” and Pam Bondi “whiffed the Epstein files.”

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Hear me out. Epstein Island gets busted and suddenly Elon is like, we need to go to Mars. Bezos and the other billionaires all start building rocket ships. I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying the pivot from island to planet was fast. Think about it

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Republicans have resorted to piracy on the high seas. The hard part is giving them pirate names since adding the word “beard” just makes people think you mean their wives.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Ted Cruz’s body looks like it got tired of hearing people say his face was the ugly part and went, “Hold my beer. Actually, don’t hold it, I’m gonna need that. And bring me a pizza. And a cheeseburger. And another beer.”

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

What if instead of firing million-dollar missiles at speedboats and deploying the navy to Venezuela, we invested that money in actually fixing the problems that lead to drug addiction?

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I love how Magaland just pretends Elon Musk didn’t tweet that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t release them after he was the head of DOGE and had unprecedented access to classified files.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Trump Derangement Syndrome is a real medical condition. Symptoms include • Thinking Donald Trump is a great president • Cares about anyone but himself • And of course projection If you think someone has TDS You can tell because they will be telling you that you have #TDS

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Hear me out, Whoever is on the Epstein list gets dropped back onto Epstein Island No rules Last person standing gets a pardon. Whole thing is televised.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

If Saudi Arabia did 9/11 then why are there still 9/11s?

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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

"Climate, Conspiracy, and Corruption: A Conversation with Dr. Michael Mann" | My conversation about #ScienceUnderSiege with @michaelregilio.bsky.social for the #RegiloVsEverything podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...

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#24 - Climate, Conspiracy, and Corruption: A Conversation with Dr. Michael Mann

Podcast Episode · Regilio v. Everything · 11/12/2025 · 37m

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

First, Donald Trump cut USAID, food aid for starving people around the world. Now he’s cut SNAP benefits and is creating starving people here. Sorry, Viktor Orbán. Clearly, Donald Trump is the real president of Hungry.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

People in America are starving again. People in America have no healthcare again. I don’t know about that “great” part, but you guys are really nailing the again.

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Another great episode of the 👾Jordan Harbinger show! Check it out!

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

English is such an interesting language. The definitions of words change over time. For instance, “the Constitution” now means… nothing.

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The Jordan Harbinger Show @jordanharbinger.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

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Michael Regilio @michaelregilio.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Whoever the Democratic nominee is in 2028 should run on one promise: “If elected, I’m going to tear down that ballroom.”

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