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Michael

@michaelprocopio.bsky.social
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Writer, reader, too-much-TV-watcher

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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 14h
Recipe for disaster: 🎂Bake wedding cake for your successful ex 🙋‍♂️Add one charming roommate as a fake boyfriend 🙃Use said fake boyfriend to prove you're doing just fine, actually 🫦Accidentally start wanting the life you're pretending to have It's a Bad Idea, Right? #DVPit #LGBT #RomCom #A
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 18h
A happy ending in THIS economy? Not for 35-year-old baker Benny. While baking his successful ex's wedding cake, he recruits his charming roommate to fake-date him. The plan: prove he's doing fine. The problem? He starts wanting the life he's pretending to have. 🍰💍💕 #DVPit #LGBT #RomCom #A
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 22h
1 successful news anchor ex-boyfriend 1 wedding cake for successful ex’s wedding 1 charming roommate 1 fake relationship to prove you’re doing just fine, actually 0 plans for what happens when the fake boyfriend stops feeling fake. IT'S A BAD IDEA, RIGHT? #DVPit #LGBT #RomCom #A
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As Benny bakes his successful ex's wedding cake, he realizes how stuck he's been since the breakup. To prove he's fine, he recruits his charming roommate as his fake boyfriend. But the more he fakes the life he wants the harder it is to convince himself he doesn't really want it #DVPit #LGBT #RomCom
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The opening line for my new MM romantic comedy, "It's a Bad Idea, Right?" for #DVParty! "A happy ending in THIS economy? Not for me, that was for sure. But the ornate box I received in the mail, which looked suspiciously like a wedding invitation, suggested my ex, Jabari, was about to get his."
The opening line for my new MM romantic comedy, "It's a Bad Idea, Right?" for #DVParty!

"A happy ending in THIS economy?

Not for me, that was for sure.

But the ornate box I received in the mail, which looked suspiciously like a wedding invitation, suggested my ex, Jabari, was about to get his."
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm excited to share my #agentguide for my new queer romantic comedy "It's a Bad Idea, Right?" 🍰 Bakery romance 💍 Ex's wedding 💕 Fake dating 🏠 Roommates-to-lovers ✨ Learning to want more #amquerying #writingcommunity
An Agent's Guide to "It's a Bad Idea, Right?" A slow-burn queer romantic comedy.An image of a winter landscape with a wedding cake in the corner. In the center is the text that is the pitch for the manuscript.An image of a winter landscape with a wedding cake in the corner. In the center are the tropes and themes, which include fake dating, roommates to lovers, taking a chance on love, and finding your purpose.An image of a winter landscape with a wedding cake in the corner. In the center is text that provides a sample of the writing.
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tried my hand at homemade English muffins and I’m pretty pleased with how they turned out! #baking
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This Could Get Messy When a singles' cooking class reunites Dylan with Jonathan, whose estranged husband had an affair with Dylan's ex, the two wounded and culinarily hopeless men discover that healing might just be a recipe they can finally get right together. #Queerpit #RC #CR #A
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This Could Get Messy You’re publicly humiliated when you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you. You dump the loser and swear off men forever. Oh, but except that gorgeous one over there who happens to be the ex-husband of the guy your ex cheated on you with #UnhingedPit #LGBT #A #R #Q
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Querying has gotten me kind of down lately. It's hard work! What I'm holding onto is that even if I don't end up getting an agent, I still wrote the best book I could have and I'm so proud of it. I'm excited to publish it one way or another! #writingcommunity #querytrenches #amquerying
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fellow writers in the query trenches! What do you do to keep yourself motivated?? I get a few rejections and then find it difficult to keep going, so what keeps you going? #writingcommunity #querytrenches #amquerying
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Michael @michaelprocopio.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This Could Get Messy After a cooking class catastrophe exposes both their partners’ affair, two equally heartbroken men keep bumping into each other. Seeking connection, they become friends and soon discover that sometimes the messiest beginnings make the sweetest love stories. #Cupit #LGBT #RC #A
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