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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I am the lord master of contradictions, i say goodbye to YouTube, and then post a video the next day, of course about being time traveler.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I deleted one of my 8 Facebook profiles today, because no one wants to listen to a middle aged white guy that sucks as a musician rant about politics, religion or social issues, because I have nothing new to add, and the same 18 people that followed me had enough..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

People will want to vote for me, because I refer to people as NPC, or non playable characters, basically “nothing people”..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Yes I am a walking contradiction, I tell everyone that I don’t follow my favorite musicians politics, but I constantly spew mine at you while saying I’m a musician.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I love acting that I’m an expert in every other religion, because I state that I’m a minister in one. Yes because I work at a Burger King, I can manage a 5 star steakhouse..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

I had a terrible car accident, that has limited my actual working, has created mood swings and other mental health issues, yet I still spew ideas of anti vaccination and expect to be taken seriously

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I’m just like George santos, a no talent, second rate grifter, at least he used his real name, that takes guts, which I lack.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Despite the fact I’ve said I’m not religious in one live stream, in my latest, I mention that I am an evangelical minister..how’s that for fn. crazy?!

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I’m all for being pro American when I need to be all alt-righty. When the side of liberals become more popular, I pull the “I’m European and better than you all” card. Either way I win whatever argument. Don’t get me started on time travel..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I think if I met Jesus, he’d hate me and my music..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I love the fact that when I want to act like I’m better than Americans, I pull the “I’m an Irish citizen”, but when I want to appear like I’m one of the oppressed white males, I forget that and almost get to the point of saying “get er dun”..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I’ve promised to be less talkative, but that’s something I can’t do, as I have diarrhea of the mind, and think that everyone else should listen to what a looser like myself has to say about everything..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I’ve mentioned on FB that when I was young I started record labels, and wanted to bet the DJT of the music industry. I succeeded, because all of those “record labels” failed, just like DJT’s businesses..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I have so many x accounts that I’ve lost track, and defeats the purpose of having any of them, but I can only get the same people to follow all of them, because after that initial push, no one else cares, because I’m a lonely bum with no actual life..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I think kid rock visiting the White House was a great event, so if you take that into consideration you will probably think my music is a self made dumpster fire..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Boy I was wayyy off, nothing like a time traveler that can’t predict the future..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I did 2 live streams where I called the audiences, NPC (non playable characters) yeah I should be president because I view other people like this, and of course a man boy that still plays video games..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Yes I am a time traveler, and like all time travelers, I never bothered to get any winning lottery numbers to bring back with me to get attention that time travel isn’t a hidden govt program. So we’re all dumber than the guy from back to the future with the sports almanac..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I’m all Into the restrictions applied by the current admin, but as I identify as a Viking, I can go anywhere I want. So for anyone that’s gonna get stopped by ICE, tell them you identify as an ancient Nordic traveler, that should work..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I am not young, nor am I an astronaut, and I’m not popular to be in a club. But naming my band “middle aged unemployed guy” doesn’t sound like a 90’s alt rock band, it just sounds like the truth.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I’ve posted on FB about pretending to be someone, and being self actualized,I tagged my wife in there as well, ironically I’m not using our real names #makehowlettthegreatestagain

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Only I could make a post on FB about the British government and hash tag it “make America the greatest again”.. it’s like wearing a Pepsi hat while drinking a coke. I am such a f-ing moron

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I use a knife and fork to eat frozen pizza..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I can’t believe I was interviewed for being a time traveler by a dancer that says he was a super soldier..I know it sounds like a mashup of terminator and black swan..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

It just takes one thing to not break the way I want it, for whatever whim I can conjure, and I buckle like a cheap belt. A cheap sad manchild belt that still wishes he had a shot at being somebody.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I’m such a tool, that my middle name is ryobi..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I tell everyone that I’m in a band, that’s hyper successful, with billions of downloads. Yet, I’ve never sold 1 item of merch..I guess I forgot to make a good lie about how I think I’m above such capitalism..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I wonder if my in-laws saw the stuff I posted on line, never mind the fact I do it on a fake name, I bet they’d have some problem with it. I hope they never find out Im about as stable as plutonium.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

On my live stream, I mention that I’m not religious, on fb I mention that every one needs to embrace Jesus Christ..why would I do such contradictory things..oh yeah..head injury, and I’m manic depressive

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Nothing says music/audio professional like a crappy headset and mic rig during a livestream..you can imagine the audio quality of my music that I record on my own..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I mentioned on a live stream that I’m not particularly religious, However-I do constantly mention that I’m a pastor. How’s that for a contradiction. I wonder how my church would like to hear that?

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

For the record, I don’t own a ranch in Texas..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

JD Vance ski’s in jeans..just saying

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

My limited audience regarding my political career is so un educated to the actual requirements to run for office, but I still have their attention. Sad part is that they are smart enough not to give me any money for my supposed campaign.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I have to say, if you use the term “reich” in a post, you’re a fn Nazi..I did that on FB, and all my bot followers were cool with it..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I often throw out the idea that lady Gaga and Taylor swift aren’t women, or that their songs are written by men posing as them. Regardless of the actual situation, other people write more popular music than I do, I and I am mad about it..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I don’t like the idea of JD Vance running in 2028. I know no one likes the idea of a lying, delusional, unqualified person running for government office..so vote for me. A guy with a head injury, on top of being a liar, delusional and unqualified balding moron..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Strangely, I spew American right wing propaganda, but when I disagree with it, I identify as a person from Ireland. I get to play both sides, you know because, head injury..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Thank god I stopped being a govt agent before Elon showed up. I’d really have a rough time coming up with 5 things I did that week. I usually top out at 4 lies a week..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Someone posed the situation: “if Russia joined NATO, Ukraine would be at war with NATO” who says dumb things like that? Me..seriously I did that on FB, to let my bot followers know my stupidity..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

So my religion isn’t cool with worshipping things like government flags, I wonder if they would expunge me if they found out about my social media presence. I bet they would have issues with my lying too..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I’ve realized I’ve only been focusing on the lies of the government, I should focus on the lies about my supposedly world famous band, that no one has ever seen live. #makemoreliesaboutyoungastronautsclub

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Just for clarity, I have made statements about being abducted by aliens, and I can say I found the anal probe refreshing and pleasurable.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I wonder if my wife mentions my involvement with government experiments when she chats with her co-workers or friends, and the subject of husbands comes up..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Nobody is more persecuted than a white, middle aged male that thinks someone else getting a fair shake, means they’re getting screwed..

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Everybody should listen to my rant about Lady Gaga, “becoming” an industrial artist, because you know it’s my firm belief that an artist can’t change. Look at me, I make crappy music consistently, I don’t change.

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Michael Macintosh @michaelmacintosh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I have a ton of colleges listed on my Facebook page, I update it as often as I need to and make myself appear as an expert in whatever subject I want to be superior to everyone else in.

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