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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 3h
I live in a hurricane and tornado zone. I fully appreciate how much this year is going to suck. And blow.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 6h
Be good to yourself. End of message.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 6h
Yes. There is no such thing as immunity from prosecution because you were "just following orders."
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 6h
It's because she is a Muslim from Minnesota. Anything else they say is pure unadulterated bullshit.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 6h
The head coach not knowing overtime rules is inexcusable. There was no need to run out the clock. Fire everyone.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 18h
Talarico is rather busy trying to win an election, however, I am almost positive he can find an attorney willing to take that case pro bono.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 18h
There is no difference between X and StormFront, which is why I left X the day Elon Musk bought it and never returned.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 20h
With friends like Trump, Zelenskyy doesn't need enemies.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 21h
Because who the fuck else is going to drive a redneck asshole mobile?
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 22h
Is Dan Snyder a curse word? Because I blame him and the name he gave this team for everything bad that happens.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 23h
Personal foul: 15 yards for making pork ragu and not sharing the recipe.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 23h
You'll have to forgive Benny. He's an idiot. He doesn't know the first damn thing about what America was.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 23h
"Don't call women." Your loneliness is not their problem.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 23h
The call is coming from inside the house? Have you checked the children?
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Katie Zacharia, whose influences are obviously Martin Bormann and Rudolf Hess, becomes press secretary. Sig heil.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Fundamentally unprepared" is how Trump goes through life.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They should have handed out free razor blades to the first ten thousand fans at this Washington Commanders vs. New York Giants game.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We didn't pay a lot but we got a lot! (Until he had to start, and then we got nothing!)
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm here for the dissertations. I can get two-bit opinions anywhere!
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, well, even AI can see that certain persons are the beneficiaries of the aforementioned lying, cheating, and stealing. AI only "knows" what it is told.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only reason some of us don't execute Trump. It makes him a martyr.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wokeness literally means awake in their own context. It means your eyes are open and you see what is happening rather than listening to what you are told without question. They don't like when you tell them they are full of shit.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lena Horne!
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When this happens to American citizens in foreign nations, we will have no arguments.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm with you. I'm also over impeachment and waiting until terms expire being the only way of removing these self-aggrandizing and self-enriching criminal enterprise operating fuckers from office.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'd submit the difference is Americans in general never promised to do otherwise. Politicians take an oath. I realize words mean nothing in the year 2026.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am trying to be unsympathetic to the politicians in general. They want all the benefits of being an elected representative and none of the responsibilities. Maybe they should pay more attention to their constituencies and less to their strange bedfellows.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FOX welcomes special guests, Beavis And Butthead.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(Takes a Michi-gander at the polls) ...
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sarah Vaughan could have sung the phone book. One of the most talented vocalists ever.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Freedom of press means freedom to cover or not cover anything. This isn't confusing.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI is now having people swatted. Lovely.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Giving aid and comfort to Putin has a name ...
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here in Florida, motorcyclists don't think any traffic laws apply to them and then they wonder why so many of them are killed on the roads.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does he mean Communists like Stalin, who ended Germany's hopes of conquering Europe? Communists like the Italian Partisans who ended Mussolini's reign of terror in Italy? Which communists were conquered by fascists? I'm confused.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arrest the chatbot!
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, but what is your question. Did you think for even a moment this vile piece of shit would do the right thing? He won't. Ever. It's not in him.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, yes, the, "I have rights, therefore no one's rights are being infringed," argument.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Usual Suspects
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They don't care what their holy books says unless it can be used against their "enemies." I'm the world's worst Christian and even I know, "vengeance is mine, sayeth the lord."
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As Americans, we're also allowed to expect people to call us by our preferred names and monikers.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm confused by Christians.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My statement on ICE: Trump can't pardon state crimes.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You mean the ID badge of a Black male wasn't a dead giveaway?
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or where are they going to kill the demand.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His position is also the singularly worst legal argument I've heard on the subject of privacy. He's never heard the phrase, "reasonable expectation of privacy?"
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will they be wearing their white sheets?
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We'd probably feel better about that if she hadn't gone into the stands like Ron Artest.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to mention the interviewer is talking with his hands like some kind of low level mafia associate with no hope of promotion.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're so nice. Soulless Ghoul sounds like a Halloween costume. Miller models Josef Mengele, and not accidentally.
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