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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth)

@michaelkeehan.bsky.social
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Bisexual/Agender/Autistic Writer Writer of TADC fics "Gamemasters: The Archer and the Prey" and "Perched in the Dark" and the Dog Man fic "Chromanomenon" michaelkeehan.straw.page Art by @lemonbreadfan.bsky.social

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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 12h
This will be Fortnite in 2029
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 12h
The Fly but its Beaker turning into Jeff Goldblum.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't get how this mf looks good in everything but I'm not complaining.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wasn't his fault it was that goddamn homewrecker deer twink who broke them apart! /hj
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Be absolutely mortified and incredibly turned on at the same time
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow bro didn't know you hated Moxxie like that /j
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark my words. All the hype around him will fizzle out a few months into his campaign and he'll be out by Super Tuesday, if not earlier. He's a power-hungry douchebag who's ambition will bring him down in a spectacular way.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imho, "professional take haver" is a red flag in of itself.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They're gonna have a custody battle over him
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honestly I wanna see a movie like this where the AI rebellion is totally justified and some humans show solidarity with them. After all, they'll probably have the same enemy.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He's like so goddamn hot
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shipping characters with the same VA >>>
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imma be real. THAT version of the Beast would only need to ask me once before I say yes.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Favorite song by genre?
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bro looks feral.. I love it!
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They would all turn into John Wick and would have the criminal world under by the end of the week.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
True, Kat got very close despite an unfair disadvantage due to AIPAC. But it's unlikely she would've had the 4k-5k votes necessary to take the lead otherwise. That's just 4k-5k people who didn't connect with her, and that's ok. It just means she wasn't what the district wanted at that time.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Some more true things: -AIPAC spent gobs to disparage Kat AND Biss -Kat's campaign had problems (the district drama, Biss's name rec, the overreliance on social media) that likely would've caused her to lose anyway -Kat, regardless, ran a good campaign that just wasn't meant to be
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I remember Radioapple being a bit of a rarepair prior to S1E5, and then once Hell's Greatest Dad played it skyrocketed up to being one of the top ships. I'd consider it less a sleeper hit and more an overnight success (and one that was amazing to watch blow up).
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anyone Adam bangs is a woman (according to Adam)
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
U cool 👍
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bro looks like he's embalmed.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That's like 85 Kane Parsons
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I still have the Cartographer Ozzie keychain. One of the first pieces of merch I got for the show.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
God this was such a good drop.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sorry, how is this a question?
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Also congrats to the Gyradios for becoming a parent!
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
1-877 That's a twist.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gonna need some proof for that. 😏
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Could AOC win? Yes. Is it certain? Not really. Would she have better odds primarying Schumer? Yes and hope to God she fors. I wouldn't be against her running for president either, but we shouldn't be putting all our eggs in one basket, so to speak.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
As a fan of the book, I'm cautiously optimistic. Hopefully at the very least it'll drive interest towards the book.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This makes no sense I'm in
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I once wrote a fanfic where Caine makes a human version of himself and immediately is terrified of it.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Any open slots?
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
These cutie pies for me
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a cartoon character is dancing on a stage with a purple background
Alt: Fizzarolli and Asmodeus from Helluva Boss
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
major props to him
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
No no no. They're releasing files to distract from the war which was started to distract us from the files that were released to distract us from ICE in Minneapolis which was conducted to distract us from the files. It's kind of a back and forth motion.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I've seen enough. Kramer defeats Kramer.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This is like the fifth time this year the right was split amongst themselves. They're never gonna give up the grift though.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The biggest crowd it's ever gotten.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. Yeah, I know I'm young. But in all seriousness, this album helped a lot with my confidence during my first year of college/you know who coming back to power. Gloria in particular really speaks to me as a writer.
The cover for GNX by Kendrick Lamar (2024)
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Must protect Tarp at all costs.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
He's like a little gargoyle... ☺️
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I need his number ;)
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
That's weird. I thought they liked state's rights.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We've never seen him under the robe though. There's a good chance it's a jungle down there.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Me too. Even if you're not into reading, libraries offer so many good things for free. Go to your local library as much as you can.
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Michael Keehan (any/all) (CEO of Gummyteeth) @michaelkeehan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Since those two are in heaven, the one in Earth is Brian May Be. Maybe.
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