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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 17h

It was a heck of a lot more fun watching Hecklinski at the helm.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 22h

1 out of every 3 people I pass on the street approve of this hell?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 23h

I thought he sanctioned any country that purchased Russia petroleum?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's just another Thursday.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Weird. Did anything change?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imitation of Life is one of the best "late-era" REM songs.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is groundhog day. Can we just go back to the Obama agreement?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hope you kissed it with some good flake salt. Welcome to apple and pumpkin season.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I spend most of my day quietly and internally correcting people's usage of "less" when often, given the context, it should be "fewer".

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At least we can tell a 24 year old blonde isn't scribing his Tweets.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I thought his guy was America First?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why does the press continue to give him oxygen?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dude, they’re damaging the structure to fit their narrative that it poses “imminent safety risks”. Use your brain.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This has already been 20% of my precious life and I’m old.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's moved from "inside and tiny" to "outside and big".

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It matches his skin tone.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can I just have one single, quiet weekend again?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

At least she doesn’t have to find a partner for the 3 legged race.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We’ve been feeling the pain for 6 months now.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Would he let a Canadian or Mexican bank roll this event? This is about the long game.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Goddamn - that char man. Beautiful.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh, I'm sure he'll apologize to the former olympian.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Today would be a great day for it to happen.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The party is not divided over Fetterman.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Such a schizophrenic season.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Let's just get it over with.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What's happening on top of his head?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m ready for the final, final.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The officials magically found an extra second for them in their back pocket.

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I thought it was a black line?

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MJ @michaeljordan99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’ll bring my sledgehammer.

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