Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I thought this would be fun to share. Our Substack newsletter is read by 11,000 folks in all fifty states AND one hundred and twenty-six countries. I can honestly say I never expected this. (And it's way more people than ever read my books!) Now to get a penguin in Antarctica to subscribe... 150 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Last Saturday we stumbled into El Encuentro de Danzas en honor al Señor de los Trabajos. This is a festival where Indigenous groups from Guanajuato and Querétaro celebrate the patron saint of miners in the former mining town of Mineral de Pozos. It was extraordinary, moving, and beautiful. 070 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Yes, they are imploding because of millions of people who couldn't bring themselves to vote for Kamala. Your crocodile tears are useless and revolting. 100 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 05/02/2025In an alternative universe, Kamala won the election, made Oprah head of DOGE, and the U.S. media freaked out, covering it non-stop while Republicans demanded she be impeached. Meanwhile, here in F*ckeduptopia, it's pretty much “Eh, whatcha gonna do? White boys be white boys.” 040 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We wrote this a few months ago, but given what's happening right now, it seems more relevant than ever. www.brentandmichaelaregoingplaces.com/p/the-first-...brentandmichaelaregoingplaces.comThe First Time Trump Was Elected, We Left America. Do We Thinks Americans Should Leave Now?It depends. 082 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 31/01/2025To help balance out the dark of the past couple of days, here are some pictures I took of the lovely flowers that Carla -- our new friend here in Puerto Vallarta -- brought us the other night. Naturally, I couldn't just take regular photos because, well, I am me. 040 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I got up, stepped out onto our terrace here in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and proceeded to watch a huge humpback whale leap out of the water ten times. So, yeah, no matter what else happens today it's already been a very good day. (Zoom in, you can actually see the whale making one of its jumps!) 060 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Me reading about RFK’s confirmation hearing. And pretty much every day for the next four years. 040 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Adios from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, where the sky was endlessly transforming from one vista to the next. 140 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 28/01/2025This one was tough to write. www.brentandmichaelaregoingplaces.com/p/twenty-fiv...brentandmichaelaregoingplaces.comTwenty-Five Years Ago, Alaska Airlines Flight 261 Crashed. I Was a Flight Attendant on a Plane That Flew Over the Wreckage.Two of my friends died. What if it had been me? 010 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Romantic gesture or waaaaaay too much effing pressure? 010 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This chair on our terrace here in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, is my happy place. Alas, it's also Brent's, which has led to screaming matches, fisticuffs, and tomorrow at dawn, a duel with scimitars. 040 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This one was a ton of fun to write!michaeljensen.comThrough the Dragon’s Eyes: A Journey Through Bangkok's ChinatownAre you brave enough to face the Dragon of Yaowarat? 020 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Working on a new edition of Michael Takes Too Many Pictures, which will be all about Bangkok, Thailand's incredible Chinatown. I came across these photos of Bangkok's nighttime skyline, which feels like living in a science fiction dream... 040 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Given what's going to happen tomorrow in the U.S. this could be about politics. Alas, it was inspired the recent tragedy in Los Angeles and what we've noticed as we travel the world. www.brentandmichaelaregoingplaces.com/p/climate-ch...brentandmichaelaregoingplaces.comThe World is on Fire. Is That Another Reason to Become a Digital Nomad?In a world of unprecedented floods, wildfires, drought, heat waves, and hurricanes, does it still make sense to own or rent a home? 020 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Well, if Mount Rainier erupts and we are forced to flee for our lives we'll be able to pick up a crispy Cajun chicken sandwich along the way! 110 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Our Airbnb here in Puyallup, Washington, has all kinds of wonderful Christmas decorations including a tree, a wreath, and so forth Then there's this. Everytime I see it, I'm reminded of the line from Blade Runner when Rutger Hauer's character says "I've seen things I shouldn't have." 220 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I love the window but only if the row is empty because I just don't fit! 000 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I'm 💯 Team Aisle when I fly. At 6’1” (185 cm), I need as much space as possible or I lose my mind. But I know some folks are Team Window. I can't imagine anyone is Team Middle Seat but maybe I'm wrong! Which are you? 240 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 18/12/2024 One of the coolest things we did on our recent transatlantic cruise was to visit the magical and mysterious Fanal Forest on the Portuguese island of Madeira. It might also be the closest I'll ever get to visiting the forests of Middle Earth! 020 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Good night from Oakland, California! 020 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Man, chicken influencers are the WORST! Everywhere we go, there is some chicken with 500,000 Instagram followers hogging the best photo opportunities and shooting some stupid TikTok about why the chicken crossed the road. It's chickens like this that give travel writers a bad name! 120 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 15/12/2024My United flight has no outlets so I can't charge my phone or my laptop and I’M GONNA DIEEEEEEEE. Or I can just read. 130 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Bye bye Bermuda! (Bahama, come on pretty mama. Hey, if I have to have that damned song stuck in my head, so do you!) 010 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Was it hard for you too hold still that long? 110 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Good morning from the Sky Princess currently in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I think I need to slow down a bit. 110 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Sailing away from magical Madeira, Portugal! 020 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Good morning from Vigo, Spain, where I'm standing on our cabin balcony onboard the Sky Princess as the sun comes up, the church bells are ringing, the seagulls swooping, and the ferries start their day. 140 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I'm filing this one under “finding beauty in the strangest places.” It's an oil refinery we sailed post as we left Southampton, England, last night. 230 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I know that for many Americans, this might not be the happiest Thanksgiving. But I do hope everyone still has something to be thankful for — family, friends, your health. Brent and I are certainly grateful for all of the above. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 040 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Did you hear what he says about Vindman? 😳😳😳 100 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It's American Thanksgiving, so it's okay to start posting Christmas pictures! 070 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Feeling reflective today… Okay, that was terrible. How long should I go sit in the corner? One hour? Two? A week? (Roman Baths in Bath!) 140 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Oh, and I suppose you also know how to button your own shirt, Ms. Smartypants Showoff. 020 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 26/11/2024 For our last full day here in Bristol, England, the city decided to give me a pretty nice morning to photograph Bristol Cathedral! 030 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024 America is actually about to get its own folly. The owner is Elon Musk and it will be called the "Sham U.S. Government." 010 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This odd structure in Bath, England, is known as Sham Castle. Except it isn't a castle, but instead amounts to a giant lawn ornament. In England, these kinds of things are called a "folly," because wealthy dudes usually build them and serve no actual purpose except to amuse said rich dudes. 100 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The pill wants a prize. Yeah, that tracks. Here you go...⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Happy? 110 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024In the interest of full disclosure not every view here in Bristol, England, is of gobsmackingly beautiful architecture, brilliantly colored fall trees, or me smiling like an idiot. 060 0
Michael Jensen @michaeljensennomad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024You know your dying too. Go ahead and show off. 100 0