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How do you do fellow Kids? "Worst compensated rodeo clown on the Internet"

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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 1h
The unspoken truth of a lot of this AI work is the people who never got the creative process can co-opt it to make something that because they don't understand what they're listening to or looking at they can point at and say "look I did an art". What they don't get is it still won't make them cool
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 16h
Big Fella's just horny for some Lisa Frank, Trapper Keeper, Saved-By-The-Bell Ass looks.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18h
Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 16h
So jumping a souped-up Air Boat over I-10?
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 17h
Do the '94 and go "Full Senna"
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@arif.bsky.social You think we could've got Jayden Daniels to play at UA?!? Dude, I'm not even mad. Our best pro-QB so far has been "Sunshine" Foles (BDN hadn't broken contain to the public yet). Otherwise, solid episode.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Probably a bad thing that the right can come up with a totally nonsense conspiracy theory about James Talarico and journalists have to spend valuable time 3 weeks before the election debunking it instead of covering Paxton actually going to Dubai with his mistress on a trip paid for by a criminal
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is sneakily funny. Bravo!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahahahaha Fuck You Baltimore!!
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"flips chair around)
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@vincemancini.bsky.social Way to land the plane with that closing paragraph of your Digger review. Good shit Man.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pistols at dawn it is. Strunk & White rules acceptable or are you an AP Style pussy?
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Pops had a perm, a gold chain, and drove a goddamn Fiat Spider. The 70's were a hell of a time.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The Grimace" . What are you, 90? It's just "Grimace". Right in the dang style guide Coop. 😉
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"What is a broad?"
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy to be wrong and also somehow helpful. Look at me fall up-ish!!
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kirk: "He's just got that killer instinct you need in a true competitor"
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CVS Bangers Volume 5
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I saw what appeared to be a closet moth on the subway today. The 2 train runs a pretty damn long route. Let's say it wandered in on someone's recently unpacked fall wardrobe in Crown Heights. There's a good chance it won't find it's way back out until 241st in the Bronx.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social "Formation Girth" opened for NIN at the Newport in 91.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 30/09/2026
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That team will be either NY or frigging Tampa. Deep breathes
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This. God dammit fucking this. Just show up and not suck
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi check this out, maybe buy it!
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is "my fat ass"?
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A.I.- Themed cocktails, ah yes like the "Sex on a Robot"
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Armand Tamzarien erasure
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Maine Democrats -- Here's your new commercial. You're welcome.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What is Leavenworth Prison?"
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ESPN doing "the Lord's work" apparently. Well, if the Lord was a crack addict anyway.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Warning: may contain PUNTS
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beat me to it. <Tips cap>
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh nice. My Lady Fair got stuck at work so we punted and are getting tacos. Let me know what you think of the movie 👍
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you @hasanminhaj.com This is bananas youtu.be/z7lQdkiQfo4?...
youtu.be
The Internet Is Fake - with Charlie Warzel
YouTube video by Hasan Minhaj
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, and Devers was EN FUEGO for half the year.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ffs this couch fuckin loser
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Toast? To me??? Oh geez
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social Holy hell, I got through an episode of All Ball before the Thursday kickoff!!
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@afkostka.bsky.social enjoyed your ballpark rankings. I'm biased as a Giants fan but Oracle Park is spectacular. A buddy of mine did all 30 in a single season and wrote about it. Think you might dig it. substack.com/@bleachersan...
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@jasonbenetti.bsky.social we were at the game!
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Toucan Sam-uel Chase?
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dads or BrewCrew are genuinely fun, plus I'll time in to a "PCA in the post season" hame. The AL does kinda suck but Tampa and Cleveland both have some cool dudes.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This was a fun one Man. Thanks for the note about missing our dead loved ones. I go to call my Dad at least once a week before I remember I'm gonna need a oiji board
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Definitely an underrated candy
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's almost like this game produces chaos on purpose.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Settle down and we'll give you back your pocket full of Werther's
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ohhhh.... That's why all the chicks at this bar are giving me the cold shoulder. Holding out for the Donghat.
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Tottenham HotChicken in these streets @michaelgwhiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He aint trying to get drafted by f****** Cleveland
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