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Michael Frederick

@michaelfwalworth.bsky.social
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Audiobook Narrator, michaelfwalworth.com Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC Cat dad to two boys, voidxedo Conrad and chocoxedo Zeno

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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, "games as a young medium" 🙃 I remember my mom wrecking my shit in Missile Command on the 2600 in like 1984. She also drew a full fold-out map for The Coveted Mirror on Apple IIe to help us beat it.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Christmas Story, the part where Santa kicks him in the face and says in a scary, gravely voice, "Ho.. ho.. ho.." Scared the crap out of me as a kid. Also, the part where he's almost shrieking with his tongue stuck to the flagpole terrified me. I hate that movie to this day, can't watch it.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bouie For America
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, absolutely, and he proved it www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/w...
basketballnetwork.net
“I’m way closer to LeBron than you are to me” – when Brian Scalabrine destroyed amateurs in the Scallenge
White Mamba may not have been a star in the NBA, but he's clearly better than most basketball players outside the Association.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think he was the one who also said, "I'm closer to Lebron than you are to me."
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning! The audiobook for Beyond Control, the second book in the Tyler Rush series, is now available for pre-order on Audible! It is the follow up to the debut novel, the political and economic thriller, The Game, by Brandon Keller. Pre-order your copy now! www.audible.com/pd/Beyond-Co...
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a GK myself, most surprising that the GK didn't a red after following the referee around, in his ear the whole time
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Noni scores and lifts his shirt and it says, "Free Macklemore" underneath
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gets a failing grade from the teacher and comes home, "It was a day of fine margins, Dad"
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like a -8.00 or more in a 57 or 58 eye frame, on a guy who should be in a 53 eye max. Even in 1.67 they’d weigh a ton and look like shit
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
I'm An Adult - Lonely Island
Alt: GIF of Andy Samberg from the Lonely Island video "I Threw It on the Ground" singing, I'm An Adult"
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sadio and Leroy Here we go
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lindesfarne Derby
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
She finally rolled a 1
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A black cat lounges inside a gray cat cave so you can only see his yellow-green eyes. The cat cave is grey and has little cat ears
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
he can speak a divine word 3x/day, banishing schismatics in a 30' cone
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
That’s the highest it’s been since it had us at 97% after City’s draw against Forest 😬 Hope it’s not a jinx
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We won the league at Anfield We won it at the Lane Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford And Bournemouth drew that game
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
[In true Monty Python fashion] Battlecruiser or Heavy Cruiser?
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Is there a particular time when heavy warships go from being called Dreadnoughts to Battleships? Or was it sort of a gradual interwar thing?
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I said this to our supporters group 2 years ago, that one of the best things about winning the league will be to see Odegaard lifting the trophy every week on MotD. Also, the trophy on Sky and other networks will now always have red and white ribbons 🏆🔴⚪
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It's essentially going into an Arsenal bar to talk shit to their fans and then saying, "but it's open to the public, right?" That's a proper troll mentality. Go outside, brother, it's probably a lovely afternoon.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
would be understood by Arsenal fans.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
that would be understood by Arsenal fans. So while what you said is true, it is tangential to that point, which is why people are arguing with you. I don't understand the mindset of seeing a fan account of another team posting for fans of said team, and jumping in to, "well, actually..." them.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
viewed by Arsenal fans as plastic. Where I live, the City supporters don't even know their club songs and brought a bluetooth speaker with them one time to play the songs during the match. So this was a post by an Arsenal fan account, specifically for other Arsenal fans, making a particular point
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We get your point. Yes, Arsenal spent a lot of money. Not as much as City, but more than most clubs, which of course enabled us to win the league this year. But, as is being said, that's not the point. The point being made by the original post is specifically a pointed jibe at City, whose fans are
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not the most important part of this, but the male host there sounds eerily like Steve Inskeep. I wonder if they just recorded him from NPR and cloned his voice?
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sounds like they changed the song a bit since I was a kid
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
frankly impressed how he managed to get the entire text of quia maior onto an AR-15
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Liverpool FC players: Hugo Alexander Alexis Virgil Milos Jeremie
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Meado! Meado! Meado!
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Exactly, and when they say, "it's the fans"; they mean 2 guys from the old AFTV and maybe 3 or 4 annoying Twitter accounts. Every team has guys just like that.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🎶Marc Guehi Guehi He made a bad fucking pass Right into Thierno Barry Marc Guehi Guehi
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
yoshimo is willing
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
my mother is a fish
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
you can't buy me hot dog man
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
bront was right all along
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My mom is a huge SK fan, definitely a Constant Reader. This was just sitting on the shelf when I was a kid, so I picked it up, probably was about 8 or 9. Good lord
Cover art of Stephen King’s Cycle of the Werewolf
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
this is anathema before god
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's not even a goal for two different reasons. One, Buurman jumps and has her hand on LWB's shoulder to prevent her from jumping to contest the ball. Two, Buurman doesn't head the ball in, it goes in off her elbow
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm so sorry to hear that. I tell both of mine every day that, "an boi is a good boi." I'll give them extra cuddles today, in honor of Parkin, who was an very good boi, indeed, and we'll all miss him. Thank you for sharing him with us 😿
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The logo of the Tallahassee Gooners. It is based on the flag of Florida with the Old Capitol building in the center. An Arsenal cannon is just below it. The words "Victoria Concordia Crescit" and "Est. 2016" appear in the white quadrants of the flag.
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache says how bout that in blue
Alt: GIF where Ted Lasso is wearing a collared shirt and sweater, saying, "How 'bout that."
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Honorable mention to Suetonius, with different Romans engaging in "mutual bodily pollution," et. al
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
And the List of Relics Stolen by Abbot Martin, "Third, a not inconsiderable piece of St. John, the forerunner of our Lord. The foot of St. Cosmas, the martyr. Part of the head of Cyprian, the martyr" I once had to give students general texts to practice reading and gave them these
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Niketas' Account of the Sack, "a certain harlot, a sharer in their guilt, a minister of the furies, a servant of the demons, a worker of incantations and poisonings, insulting Christ, sat in the patriarch’s seat, singing an obscene song and dancing frequently"
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think the general consensus is, forget Winds of Winter and Book 7, just give us more Dunk and Egg books please
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
also buddy comedy and a road movie
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Unless I’m getting something I know is bulky, I don’t get a cart. That way, spending is limited by what I can physically carry in bags
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Michael Frederick @michaelfwalworth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I thought that earlier today, "why not just have them go one at a time so every race isn't such a CF?" Then I thought, "okay, that's essentially just downhill." They have ski & snowboard everything else, why isn't there snowboard downhill/slalom/super G?
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