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Michael.C.S.

@michaelchristophe.bsky.social
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*NSFW 18+ 🔞 🌈Artist living in Las Vegas for now, with my dog, Little Edie🐶 *If I don't know you and you repost me,BLOCKED *ALL Bible thumpers will be blocked.💯 *Also any and all republicunts🚫 *FUCK TRUMP, MUSK and the rest of the Russian assets 👊🏻

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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 19h
The busted blue bike I had under the carport was stolen last night!! Saves me from dragging it to the curb for bulk trash tomorrow!! My neighborhood is so shady. 🚴🏽‍♂️👋🏻👊🏻
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wasn't kidding when I said I put that bike out for trash. Got a better one and a no drama ride. The Purple Prince 💜
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You ask, whatcha been working on? I reply, Oh just some blue beaded faces on a tray.💙🩵💎
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't usually have caffeine, but I did this morning and immediately started scrubbing and polishing the outdoor kitchen😂☕️ Then, I tied up about 50 vine branches😂 9:45 and I'm ready for a nap😂
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Edie may be turning 17, deaf and partially blind, but will always bake in the sun when given the opportunity 💜🐶
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I drive an electric nissan, but these prices today almost got me in a wreck.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Posting booty🍑 cuz it's Wednesday and im so mad I need to distract myself from taking my brand new bike and tossing it in the trash. Yup another flat tire today 2 miles from home walking it back. Over It.🚲
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just me soaking in monochrome after a 40 min bike ride
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gave Orville's new record, MULE, a front to back listen. His best yet! So raw I can feel his pain 😭 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 💎💎💎💎💎 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Took the new bike out for an hour ride this morning, before it gets too hot. 😊☀️🚴🏽‍♂️
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finished 3 trays in this pattern. Switched up some colors, cuz I got tons of leftover beads💎😊🙌🏼
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey @codyvw.bsky.social here's a couple pics of Space Pussy at a shoot in our managers back yard😂 I'm sure you can spot the one who shall not be named 👊🏻
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know it's dick day but this iced coffee video I took looks cool. It's a 1/2 caff almond milk one pump sugar free vanilla syrup. * can you tell I worked at starfucks before?😂
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having a soak outside while I take my morning break💎
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got my new bike put together! Took me forever to adjust the brakes properly🤔 It's been 2 yrs since my last bike got stolen right out my backyard while I was home😡
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An old friend made these beads for me. I had to add the vintage eye of Horus plate from the Tut exhibit at MOMA 1976
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got an in home appt today with a window/door company. Need to replace shitty french doors and maybe the front door. All other windows and doors have been replaced already. *My 76 yr old house is a fucking money pit. That's my rant for today. 💸💸💸💸💸
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Holy Shit y'all🫪🔥👏🏼https://playgirl.com/features/orville-pecks-coming-home/
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Orville Peck’s Coming Home | Playgirl
Upon the release of 'Mule,' Orville Peck reflects on his sobriety journey, songwriting, and why cowboys are so sexy.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm close to finishing this tray, just the top right corner left. My eyes go crossed after 3 hrs of beading, so I'm taking a break. I'll finish it later.😵‍💫😵🫩
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I started beading a new tray really early this morning. Now it's 12:45pm and I'm taking the rest of today OFF☀️👊🏻🌊💎
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm in a mood, so I'm scrubbing. I'm ready to yell....
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Joan Crawford as Joan: Tina! Bring Me The Axe!
ALT: Joan Crawford as Joan: Tina! Bring Me The Axe!
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finished this blue art deco design yesterday! Took me 13 days, 50+ hours and 40,000 beads. Now to varnish and frame her💙💎🙌🏼🤩
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spa water finally below 100°!! Let the soaking begin!!☀️😉🙌🏼
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the cooler weather is here to stay!! I'm having coffee with my husband. He's in that 1940's cookie jar.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not quite cool enough for hot coffee, but I will enjoy my iced coffee outside while it's 74° this morning☀️
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got the outline beads glued down for today's work. Now for filling it all in. 💎😵‍💫
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Couch bound after a marathon beading sesh💎😵‍💫💎
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've been in a funk all week. Just been working in silence on a new art project. I thought this sago palm wasn't gonna make it cuz it's all sun burnt, to my surprise I saw this happening today!🌴💚
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone else have a pup that loves confined space? Look at my headless weirdo😉🐶
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here's my rant for the day. The fuckin #USPS can kiss my ass for removing all pricing info and changing it $,$$,$$$. I mailed a 6oz tshirt in a bag. It's cost $11.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For all of us of a certain age. Let me just say, if you get the chance to see Pat Benatar and Neil Geraldo in concert, DO IT!!! Still rockin
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think I'm wearing a big enough stack to see Pat Benatar tonight
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes another heatwave has hit Vegas. Water temp is 99°, this will be my last dip until shit cools off. Pic 2 is the real pic😩
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy Humpday😉
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yup, made this diamond tray in 3 days!! Still going, never gonna stop.💎
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You know you've been straining to see when you can't tell an E from an F, as I pick off my mistakes💎🤪 Just call me Mr Magoo🥸
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My three summer projects have been matted and framed! Been a busy and productive June, July, & August so far.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I scored a 5th row seat, for my single ass, to see Pat Benatar and Neil Geraldo this Friday!! Pat's been on my "need to see live" list forever☺️
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finally a break from the neverending heatwave!! Haven't been able to sit in the garden and enjoy a coffee since April 😁
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've moved on to making these fun bedazzled serving trays! I'm gonna gift these for Xmas. *Yes I'm planning ahead, these take way too many hours.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Happy National Vinyl Album Day! This is my collection☺️🪩🎧🎼🎤
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Climbed over our shared wall to water the neighbors plants and swim while they're away😜🌊
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just went for my scheduled chiropractor appointment and they have closed up shop without so much as a text or call. Now I'm pissed😠
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I kicked ass on this project!! One week from start to finish! 26,000 diamond beads 16"x20"💎😵‍💫
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Woke up from a 2 1/2 hour nap. Slept like shit last night, so I needed it.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
3 yrs ago today. My last art show on Main Street. I included a quilt I made from scratch. All the paintings were inspired by quilt patterns. Sold Out🔴
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Got a lot going on the dining room table. Working on one, while varnishing the butterflies.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The orange tinted doofus is coming here today🙄 all kinds of flight delays and road closures so he can line his pockets at a fundraiser. All while gas cost this much today.
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yup, started a new diamond project. In the words of my sister "haha glutton for punishment"
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Michael.C.S. @michaelchristophe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This ever happen to you? I'm straining pasta in the sink and my hand slipped of one handle and all the pasta slid right down the fuckin drain😭
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