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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 9m

A couple weeks ago, people were complaining about having to watch the Falcons three times in a row in prime time slots. Apparently it was because the Falcons’ opponents were shit.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s been kinda cool for Georgia to get five preseason games before playing Alabama.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know what Michael Penix meant. But I first thought he was saying “butt god” because no, I will not grow up.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is Al Michaels trying to figure out “what the chant was” when fans were merely yelling “A-T-L!”?

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That does it. I don’t think Georgia’s backups are going to be able to handle Oklahoma.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

People making completely AI generated signs for College Gameday have got to be the lamest people ever.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

*watching Falcons* When do pitchers and catchers report?

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh my god hold the midterms already.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Another season of the same ad making the same mistake. You do not age cheese perfect. You age it perfectly. Please fix this at some point, Cheez-It.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hear me out: Making a marching band go onto a 100-degree field with Georgia humidity is crazy. I nearly passed out in the stands when it was 95 degrees.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If Colorado can’t make a first down after four downs on this final drive, do they get a fifth down?

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If NFL football is so dangerous that teams barely play their starters in exhibitions played on TV, like … why?

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Montreal CF goalkeeper just sent up the @sickosfc.bsky.social Bat Signal.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

There was a collision, so we’re having an impromptu … @sickosfc.bsky.social

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hey @sickosfc.bsky.social we just had absolute chimneys in Atlanta. Oh it was so chimney.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If someone is trying to convince you of some fact-lite cosmic magic that involves both and eclipse and a new moon, a reminder that all eclipses are at new moon because they wouldn’t work very well with the sun and moon on opposite sides of Earth.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Soccer fans in the US almost seem to act like a player’s car getting vandalized when the team is shit is some rational expectation for the sport. Call me nuts, but I don’t think athletes should experience property damage for not playing well.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Pausa de hidratacion in Charlotte for MLS All-Star Game @sickosfc.bsky.social

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Braves gonna need a pausa de hidratacion after all those challenges.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I swear to Carl that social media has, for the most part, turned into the AP feature we used to get called Today in History. Everyone who wants to get that engagement finds that damn list of birthdays and “on this day” stuff and fills half our feeds with it. You know, could’ve read it in 2 mins.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Who else thought Enzo Martinez was destined for a red after he got that yellow? Written in the stars.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Absolute chimney there from Muyumba.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

OI LADS THAT WAS A SMASHING FISH AND CHIPS, INNIT?

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

That wasn’t funny, universe. Not at all.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s Coming Home Meter: Holy shit, lads

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

John Strong and Stu Holden have been going on about populations and I don’t know what all for 3 minutes straight in a World Cup quarterfinal. They finally mentioned something going on on the field as I started typing. Maybe I thought they weren’t TOO bad when I had them tuned out.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Well at least after watching a team yeet a couple of goals to the other guys I can go back to watching Atlanta United oh god it won’t stop.

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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium’s star attackers on the bench can’t ruin you if you give them a two-goal lead.

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