Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This tweet is now the official stance of the Labour Party 020
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We’re a long way removed from these halcyon days now, aren’t we? 030
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Labour comms desperately trying to repair this with a PR blitz and booking Starmer on Desert Island Discs, on for him to play this album front to back 131
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Why isn’t Starmer putting this amount of effort into fighting Reform, you might ask? 010
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Whenever something like this comes up, I’m always reminded of Israel deliberately murdering British aid workers, and our government basically kicking their grieving families into the long grass. They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though. 092
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 17/10/2025America gets its own taste of a brand of nonsense we have been putting out for years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 010
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Can’t get a doctor’s appointment; can’t get a dentist appointment; can’t get seen at a hospital; cost of living through the roof; worst job market in years… The Labour government: 010
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 16/09/2025But I was reliably informed by the British government last week that they hadn’t? Not that they give a flying fuck, but Starmer, Lammy and the rest of them should be haunted by the things they’ve said and done to aid and abet this for the rest of their lives. 021
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 14/09/2025The 5 arseholes in the country still supporting him: 000
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 14/09/2025First two sentences… Ain’t you that cunt who’s had elderly vicars arrested under anti-terrorism law for holding up pro-Palestine placards? 110
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Whenever an MP - invariably Labour - posts some utter shite, throwing minorities under the bus to look hard for the right wingers who’ll never vote for them, get called out for it, and then cry about abuse from the vile trolls (the electorate) 000
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Western governments 15 years from now, when Iran lies in ruins, separated into regions governed by a handful of feuding warlords: So, funny story about that uranium… 000
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Love Thy Neighbour remake starring Jim Davidson 000
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This event and the handling of its aftermath sure look like the British people being Keir’s one and only priority… 000
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Keir Starmer deserves to be beaten mercilessly every single day of his miserable fucking life. 030
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 01/02/2025In the immortal words of Dizzee Rascal: I’ve never seen a nonce so protected since Savile 000
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 21/01/2025don’t shoot me but my contentious view is that it probably wasn’t a deliberate handball - despite obvious similarities - and we shouldn’t claim to *know* that it was one 050
Michael Bailey @michaelb92.bsky.social · 13/01/2025What if there were a band whose music was just ‘When Angelos plays a tune and reads the scores out over the top of it on Shooting Stars,’ and the people in the band were a pair of cunts? Blood on the 6 Music dads’ hands. 000
