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Michael Apter

@michaelapter.bsky.social
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@memorialdevice.bsky.social Alternative National Treasure. #LFC. #SmallBusiness owner. #Edinburgh. #Retail. #Music. #Politics. The most ill considered opinions are probably mine.

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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Peter Kelner would beg to differ: kellnerp.substack.com/p/the-figure...
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The figures that make Sagal Abdi-Wali’s victory remarkable
Ignore the Greens’ misleading claims. It was a catastrophic night for Zack Polanski
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today's Selection. The usual caveats. I think that there are 2/3 here that would be nailed on certainties at all times, but I'm wallowing in nostalgia at the moment, so there's a few sentimental choices that might not be permanent fixtures. #my9albums Annoy yourself here: my9albums.com
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Searching For The Young Soul Rebels

The Teardrop Explodes - Kilimanjaro

The Smiths - Meat Is Murder

The Beatles - Rubber Soul

The Wedding Present - George Best

Blur - Modern Life Is Rubbish

Manic Street Preachers - Generation Terrorists

REM - Automatic For The People

Echo And The Bunnymen - Ocean Rain
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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HAL 9000: What Are You Doing, Dave?
ALT: HAL 9000: What Are You Doing, Dave?
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pnot pnow, pneumonic plague 🙄
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fucks that are not given here youtu.be/2Cd0Nh7GNwc?... Psycho Mafia. #FallFriday
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Psycho Mafia
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm seeing so many comments online saying that 'Manchester City are appealing', but to be frank they give me the boak 🤮
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He said 'hardening'
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Beavis And Butthead Laugh
ALT: Beavis And Butthead Laugh
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris Mason is a gobshite. #BBC
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Locked in. Locked up? It's kind of ironic, given that some of the PL charges smell a bit fraudy. Pretty sure that HMRC will be looking on with interest... #ManCity #Cheats
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
P. R. I. S. O. N. F. O. O. D. #ManCity #Cheats #Guilty
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Faulty Syphon's Lying Chorus
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Nothing to do with me, Guv. Yes, your honour', etc.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this code for something that the young people are doing?
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's such a cheap shot. In reality, millions of voters will recognise the story of the Burnham family, or understand that it might apply to them, or is something they aspire to for their children. Perhaps you might appreciate that if you stepped outside your multi-generational middle class bubble.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We could dream this night away youtu.be/n2MtEsrcTTs?... #HarvestMoon
Harvest Moon Rising
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's still a massive 'fuck you' from those geese 🤷
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rotters gonna rot. 🤷
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hobart Paving sends me every time.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alright Tim
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I obviously don't know you, but I do worry about the working conditions in your house 🤷 www.science.org/content/arti...?
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Can an AI feel pain? It can at least act like it does
Study reignites debate over what, if anything, machines can feel
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I aspired to be Gregory, but in reality I had fewer social graces than his pal Andy. Thirteen year old me would be astonished that I'd ever even managed to talk to a girl, never mind marry one. Or two.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's Clare Grogan from Altered Images. Tonight, we celebrated forty five years of 'Happy Birthday'. I'm pretty sure that thirteen year old me would not have been quite as restrained in her presence as I was this evening, but it was still an absolutely joyous occasion, so much love in the room.
Clare Grogan of Altered Images, on stage at the Liquid Rooms, September 25th 2026.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These fucking bizzies just can't help themselves, can they? Decades of ingrained attitudes, failures and outright lies. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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UK Football Police Unit accused of ‘bringing Hillsborough’ into alcohol debate
English football’s leading fans’ group has criticised the UK Football Policing Unit for ‘bringing Hillsborough into the debate’ around drinking in sight of the pitch
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This article about Rory Stewart refers to "the actor Kevin Eldon" as 'the comedian Kevin Eldon'. An accurate comparison, but an open goal missed. #IFYKYK www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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The eyes have it: Rory Stewart’s ‘magnificently strange’ Newsnight moment goes viral
Clip of the former Tory MP staring intently at fellow panellist is shared widely online
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're stabbing dinghies again, Barb.
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Jim Royle Laughing
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hard to think of a less sympathetic sector of the economy. The fishing industry, maybe. youtu.be/KLOyF50wlBU?...
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The Housemartins - Me And The Farmer
YouTube video by MiNaNi
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think that this is going to be a long and competitive season, exciting for 'the neutral' but we're going to go through the wringer every week.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anon Opin had not had a Collie 🤷
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Enjoying a random covers playlist on Spotify, and stumbled across Morrissey singing Cosmic Dancer with Bowie back in 1991. The loss of David Bowie still resonates deeply. The effective loss of Morrissey has been such a heartbreaking waste of a career, and his own legacy youtu.be/_er_l9cXViI?...
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Morrissey and David Bowie – Cosmic Dancer (Live at the Inglewood Forum, LA, 6th February 1991)
YouTube video by Morrissey
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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cosmo smallpiece
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOL 🤣 #CarrickOut
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The RNLI is the absolute best of us. Cough up.
A screenshot of the Donation confirmation page from RNLI website.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice knits. Also, thanks for the heads up. Down for work next week, but way out West, in Olympia.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let the record show that I am about to don knitwear for the first time since March.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally flying home on a delayed flight. I've spent more hours than I wish to contemplate in - my personal view - the worst airport in the UK. Terrible facilities, badly managed and under resourced departures security. A redevelopment lasting for about a decade, and it's still a complete dump...
The flight from Saigon
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course he is. He's a Russian asset m
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I saw a man sing the same song over and over for an hour.
I saw a man sing the same song over and over for an hour. Sticker from the star of the show - Conk.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest In Piss.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think that there's universal acknowledgement that she was cast from solid gold.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😭
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
1981 was one hell of a year. Going to see Altered Images next month, which is nice.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I aspire to be a minimalist declutterer, but I am also an inveterate magpie. I love stuff. I've perfected the art of 'hidying', carefully removing my clutter from sight, whilst simultaneously disposing of anything that anyone else in the house has left lying around. I drive my family to distraction.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Delicious.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An apple a day will...reduce the number of apples on the tree. A stellar year for this tree. Perfect for lunch with a crusty baguette.
Apples on the tree
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Very much enjoying Leslie Nielsen on M*A*S*H* right now. I very much enjoy M*A*S*H* anytime, but the cast was regularly supplemented by the great and good of US telly and film.
BJ Hunnicut (Mike Farrell), Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) and Buzz Brighton (Leslie Nielsen)
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Exactly this. The carrier fleet projects US power into any and every part of the globe. Doing something that spikes that capability is basically treasonous.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The End Of Oak Street is jolly good fun, with a couple of proper 'drop the popcorn' moments. The eighties Amblin vibe was a lovely bit of nostalgia that looked great, and was an excellent counterpoint to the jurassic chaos playing out on the screen. Hathaway and McGregor both great. Would recommend.
The End of oak street movie poster
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More than a quarter of the voters in Clacton chose a bin over Farage. Another by-election could happen in the winter. A high quality independent candidate would have him on toast. I hope someone steps up, and I hope the other parties stand aside to remove this poisonous man from our politics.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I blame Everton. They're playing Newcastle in a friendly at Murrayfield, and even the sun has decided to give it a miss.
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Michael Apter @michaelapter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
IT'S HAPPENING 🌒 #solareclipse No it's not. It's really cloudy in Edinburgh 🙁
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