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Michael Forshaw

@michael4shaw.bsky.social
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i love cats we need a wealth tax i make tunes he/him

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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
haha reminded me of the Paris Christmas Tree
Paris Christmas Tree art installation that looks like a giant green buttplug
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he's learning to stand like just his boss
Trump standing weirdly
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
with alt-text
someone holding a packet of Sainsbury's basics sliced processed cheese labelled "15 cheesy singles"
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
surprised he's not changed the name of the USA to Trumpton
this is the cover of the Trumpton tv show DVD, it's a 1967 British stop-motion animated children's television series set in a fictional market town, not unlike the fictional world Trump lives in
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
maxi babybel 😍
2 security guards protecting a massive 'maxi babybel' that's in the back of a van
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
when i went round my mum's house, her cats used to always follow me to the toilet
my mum's two cats lined up in single file, standing right outside the bathroom door, on the upstairs hallway ledge, trying to get a look in there, or make sure i wasn't doing bad crimes
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
you just reminded me that ducks wear dog masks
this is a photo of ducks and it looks like their beaks are dog masks
with the wording "you just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks"
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
glad i saved this from a few days ago
this is a four window cartoon strip showing a big AI machine, and his operator proudly demonstrating the machine 

AI operator: MY GENIUS MACHINE WILL FIND SOLUTIONS TO ALL
THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS!

AI machine: Thinking....

AI machine: You already have all the solutions. You just refuse to implement them to protect the financial interests of the wealthiest 0.001%.

AI operator quickly unplugging the machine: IT JUST NEEDS SOME TWEAKING.

the comic strip was made by... Dimi @ahoyuniverse
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
it won't though, damn those pesky definitely needed fiscal rules
this is a photo of Richard Murphy with the headline 'fiscal rules are total nonsense'


extra details not in the photo...

Professor Richard Murphy (Tax Campaigner & Economist)He is a British political economist, chartered accountant, and Emeritus Professor of Accounting Practice at the Sheffield University Management School. Known as the architect of "Corbynomics", he co-founded the Tax Justice Network and created the global tax accounting standard known as "country-by-country reporting". He regularly blogs at Tax Research UK.
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
blimey
The idiom "never waste a good crisis" (famously echoed by leaders like Winston Churchill and Rahm Emanuel) means that disruption shatters the status quo. Instead of panicking, you should use the forced momentum to push through bold changes, eliminate inefficiencies, and innovate.
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the power stance is back 🤣
3 Tories doing that weird power stance
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i didn't really know who he was till he became the evil egg man
this is a photo of Marc Andreessen that shows off his giant evil egg shaped head to the max
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Diana from the sci-fi tv show V with a crazy wide open mouth, eating a hamster, just like RFK jnr definitely does
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Daewoo make one
this is a photo of a Daewoo 2 Slice Glass Toaster, Clear Viewing Window, Wide Slot for Larger Bread Types, 6 Browning Levels, Defrost & Reheat Functions, Removable Glass Panel for Easy Clean, Cool Touch Design
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
🤣
brightly lit dramatic side shot of starmer for no reason whatsoever
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
and Weasel Wes perched right on his shoulder ready to pounce
this is a photo of Weasley Wes Streeting perched on the shoulder of Keir Starmtrooper
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
hmmm i've seen this 80s movie
this is a poster from the 80s film WarGames, starring Mathew Broderick

"A young man finds a back door into a military central computer in which reality is confused with game-playing, possibly starting World War III."
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
wonder when he'll add a 'Mandy' to his insane asylum
this is a photo of Commons Speaker Lindsay Hoyle with his pets, Boris the parrot, Maggie the tortoise, Gordon the dog, Betty the other dog, and Patrick the cat
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
😆 i thought that couldn't be real, but...
this is a "joyous shot of the 61-year-old posing in front of a university building bearing her name. The navy plaque read: "The Carol Vorderman Buttery"." quote from Hello Magazine
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
this is a photo of British biscuits and gravy
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
turning off comments on a post isn't very good don't you think people might have summat to say about this?
Kaz Self wrote 
Labour are fixing the cost of living crisis

* Interest rates down
* Free breakfast clubs
* Affordable child care
* Rail fares capped
* £150 off energy bills 
* 2 child benefit cap lifted
* Minimum wage up
* Prescription charges frozen

Somebody tell Zack Polanski
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
the shampoo?
this is a picture of a bottle of Timotei essentials shampoo
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
i hate AI too, but soz, that shit was tl;dr and don't even get me started on your "A.i." bullshit xx
man tried to read something, but it was too long for his attention span
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
also available is the all-electric Jaguar battleship
the picture shows a dazzle battleship.
Dazzle camouflage  was a style of ship camouflage used by the British and United States armed forces during World War I and World War II to conceal the true direction of ship movements against enemy agressors, most notably enemy submarines.
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
🤣
RFK Jr hilariously trying a failing to do a pull up, his very sweaty arm pits are yuk
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i saw this and now can't unsee it
this is a comparison photo of Handsome Squidward and Olivia Nuzzi
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
weird face of a rich idiot
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Charlotte snuggling Cat Baby
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
haha Peacemaker's dessert
Peacemaker and Agent Emilia Harcourt standing in front of  American Nazi wall art, featuring Adolf Hitler, they were in an alternative universe where Germany won WW2
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
the Tron Ares poster altered to spell 'torn arse'
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
'toolmaker guy' waves when Donald Trump asks where he is
'toolmaker guy' is UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The New Fesstament: The Very Best of Fesshole
The New Fesstament: The Very Best of Fesshole book by Rob Manuel
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Roy and Hayley
Roy and Hayley from the Coronation Street, tv show
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
picture of graffiti on a wall saying 'Keir Starmer is a wanker'
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
but i saw she had a new xbox game out don't tell me that's AI too 🤣
the picture is an AI mockup of Angela Rayner on the cover of a fake Xbox game called Call of Stamp Duty, Modern Tax Evasion
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
just saw they finally got the moon on a stick, or 2 sticks anyway
photo of the Sutro Tower in San Francisco Bay with the moon behind the two top prongs of the tower, the moon on a stick-ish
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yvette Cooper up to her neck in it
New British Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper has admitted to receiving at least £210,000 from pro-Israeli lobbyist Gary Lubner

Although I’m sure this had no impact on her previous decision to ban Palestine Action as Home Secretary, or her future actions as Foreign Secretary…
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Current members of the Cabinet who were supporters of Labour Friends of Israel before LFI censored its webpage:

K.Starmer
D.Lammy
R.Reeves
D.Jones
P.Kyle
Y.Cooper
P.McFadden
L.Kendall
W.Streeting
B.Phillipson
H.Benn
E.Reeves
J.Reynolds
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
is this a real human?
no idea who this is, but he looks like CGI murdered AI
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
we got your new Labour government pamphlet, no ta
Labour government guide on how to effectively have full intercourse with a Union Jack flag
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
definitely got a look of Odo
photo of Odo from DS9
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Stuzi is a 'White U.K. male'
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
the number of the beast
Trump 666 the beast
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
this is young Gav
a young Gavin Newsom laid out on a big carpet with his wife like summat out of Succession
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
aww you Chief political commentator types are just simple people at heart, always want to see the best in people, i bet you loved the photo of Starmer and the kitten, bet that broke your dear sweet naive little heart
Keir Starmer using a cute kitten for deeply cynical purposes
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
photo of Bez dancing with his maracas
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
king of the racists straight off the blocks before the news was saying the person was white
this is news about the liverpool parade incident and laurence fox being a massive racist about it
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
'i enjoy a good swim, but if someone asked me what my favourite stroke was, i'd have to say Margaret Thatcher's'
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Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Remember: Democrats could have stopped this at any time, but chose to fully fund Israel's genocide against innocent civilian Palestinians
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