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Dignified Pauper

@michael.dignifiedproduct.com
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🏳️‍🌈🏊🏼‍♂️🚴🏼‍♂️, Product Manager, Board @newleaderscouncil, Posts are my own opinions. dignifiedproduct.com

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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 12/11/2025
@democrats.org no longer deserve our support for this absolute stupidity. This might be the absolute most idiotic thing they've ever done. Folks, we need a new party. Working Families. Democratic Socialists. We need a REAL opposition. These people are inept and unable to lead.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 06/11/2025
We do NOT deserve @heathergay.bsky.social.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 22/10/2025
They are tearing off the east wing of the white house. That was built during and at the demand of FDR - the president who passed the most progressive agenda in history.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 12/08/2025
It is wild to me that folks think I know enough about data products to review their books and be interviewed about this topic. LOL You guys, I am an IDIOT. I just ask questions until everyone else arrives at the answer.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 01/08/2025
Is the Internet in the room with me?
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 07/07/2025
If you want to understand who is responsible for the debt, check this out: The top 20% get 50% of ALL federal incentives. Of that, the top 1% receives half of that, or 25% of all total federal incentives go to 1% of the population. This is why we need to raise taxes on the rich.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 28/06/2025
You guys, I've made it.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 24/06/2025
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 23/06/2025
The Pentagon Pizza Tracker noticed an uptick from Papa John's, and all I can think is: "we are spending almost $1TRILLION dollars, and they are ordering the worst pizza ever? Not even a local DC pizza shop favorite??"
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 17/06/2025
In addition to the T phone on Trump mobile having a ridiculously stupid and wrong spec sheet... They labeled the Gulf of Mexico as... The Gulf of Mexico, AND they then took down the coverage map to a 404 page. We're run by absolute idiot grifters.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 13/06/2025
Honestly, the UN General Assembly should just declare the Security Council null and void and say it's antidemocratic. Who will stop them? The US and Russia Russia would just withdraw from the UN. The UN would be better off. What a disturbingly terrible rule on updating their Charter.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 11/06/2025
Columbus joining solidarity movement for immigrants, Palestinians, and all the pro-democratic movements. Folks, these are NOT isolated injustices, but they are all DIRECTLY related. What happens here, what's happening in Ukraine, what's happening in Palestine - they are ALL interconnected.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 22/05/2025
This feels absolutely unreal.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 16/05/2025
Man, #Metalocalypse was such a hysterical show.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 13/05/2025
We aren't supposed to be in competition with one another. We are supposed to be working together for one another for a better future. WHAT ARE WE DOING? I think we've seen this before, and Abraham Lincoln really sums it up here:
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 03/05/2025
This nugget turned two yesterday.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 18/04/2025
Honestly, how can I not be obsessed with this face?
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 15/04/2025
OMG I turned them human...
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 15/04/2025
Look at these handsome boys
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 07/04/2025
el oh el
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 05/04/2025
It was a good day to protest this administration. Rain isn't going to stop a fight for democracy and freedom.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 04/04/2025
Now this administration is getting in the way of my hobbies, and may make them much more expensive ... Based off a VERY BAD MATH EQUATION.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 03/04/2025
Won't someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE think of 🥰 THE SHAREHOLDERS 🥰??? 😭😭😭😭😭
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 02/04/2025
Hey, so like.... This happened:
A list of Columbus Business First's 40 Under 40 Class of 2025.A headshot by Vanish Point Photography of Michael Toland, Senior Product Manager at Test Double, Columbus Business First Class of 2025 40 Under 40.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 31/03/2025
May I help you?
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 28/03/2025
OMG LOOOVE IT
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 28/03/2025
BEWARE! A WOMAN IS USING HER VOICE! (why was this a notification?)
Screenshot of citizen app notification saying "Woman Screaming in Area."
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 27/03/2025
You guys.... This Bolognese is SO good. Who wants to be my husband?
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 26/03/2025
Hey, look at this.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 22/03/2025
YOU'RE WRONG
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 22/03/2025
I am going to say it. I HATED half of it. I LOVED half of it. But what in the absolute hell in implausibility is happening even in this universe they've built. Come ON.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 24/02/2025
People always sleep on Ohio, but look at this.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 21/02/2025
I finally got my new couch! Only about 10 days delayed ....
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 17/02/2025
Hello. It's me.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 06/02/2025
I don't think I can get enough of this meal
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 06/02/2025
It is Civ7 early release day, and I want all my friends and foes alike to know that "MY WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 06/02/2025
The bravo editors are so savage. #RHoSLC
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 01/02/2025
Sometimes the light in Columbus is just right.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 31/01/2025
Is there a #FoodSky tag? Is this a thing, because...
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 29/01/2025
Incredible freeze frame with the flag as a specific mustache... @theguardian.com is crushing this journalism.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 20/01/2025
I went to a #RHoSLC trivia night on Wednesday and my team, "High Body Count Sprinter Van" won this by getting the most answers right. Those who know will know.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 19/01/2025
Not even midnight. They are REALLY going to see the extent of American inaction. If Americans don't protest en masse to WATCHING Palestinian children being bombed, or Occupy Wall Street? You think we'll act over an app ban? C'mon, China.... Know your audience.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 17/01/2025
This little dude just wanted me to stop working.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 16/01/2025
Statement from article
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 15/01/2025
Can anyone confirm? I'm not a woman. I do not know.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 14/01/2025
Where are my #MealPrep #Gays hiding?
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 14/01/2025
When he whines at my desk, it means I've sat here for FAR TOO LONG. Sweet boy just wants me to enjoy life.
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 14/01/2025
I got this prompt in Google Opinion Rewards MINUTES after the search, and somehow, that feels VERY indicative....
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 14/01/2025
It feels like -4°F
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Dignified Pauper @michael.dignifiedproduct.com · 08/01/2025
A veritable snow prince.
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