michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@davidjroth.bsky.social (To the tune of All The Small Things) ♫ Late game, at home Curve sucks, I know I left it hanging for Matt Stairs His big fly left me in despair ♫ 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Team most likely to send opposing fan bases into a tailspin 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Bill Schroeder used to consistently say Ben Sheets “got away” with the fastballs up in the zone that produced swing and miss after swing and miss. 110
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The most notable part of the Jersey charm is to never be anything less than 100 Fucking Percent Jersey And Fuck You If You Don’t Like It 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Spot on. You have a (extraordinarily niche) talent. 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s a good move for the Browns, no? Totally understandable to be sad about the best player in (reborn) Browns history leaving, but the return was legit. And now you can enjoy the Rams as your side team. I never want to tell someone how to feel, but I think it makes sense as a sporting move? 100
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The new soup place in Brooklyn is a little too edgy 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Broke my brain trying to figure out the context 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Love a list with 22 All-NBA talents…and Robert Covington. Apparently his first-team All Defense that year was well deserved! 120
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Mixed doubles is metal as hell 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 17/12/2025My mother-in-law gave that ad a “My goodness, I just can’t with this” review. I responded with an Omar-like “Oh Indeed.” Then we yelled at the Packers together. It was nice. 020
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I adore this newsletter, because it will do things like introduce me to a pop artist I’ve never heard of, and make them into my sworn enemy in less than 1,000 words. Fuck you Sombr. 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Wemby is doing Shohei things. Only way I can describe it. 070
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Ad buys are highly specific contracts. It’s pre-determined. 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 03/09/2025The audiobooks are so delightful. Also, which soccer player is Carl? Which is Princess Donut? 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Soccer really needs its own Ball Don’t Lie gif. Feels like Jordan Pickford is missing his Moment. 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 08/04/2025There isn’t a combination of letters that captures the noise I made after that hit. 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It’s hard to top the malicious joy of laying the queen on someone who thinks they’re playing a safe diamond or club. 110
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The rare five-spot that UNDERPEFORMS xG. That’s a real treat. 010
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Noises I didn’t know I was capable of left my mouth after that. 000
michael-bleach.bsky.social @michael-bleach.bsky.social · 12/12/2024My 6-year-old and 4-year-old request The Clash every time we drive. London called and they answered, apparently. 010
