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@michael-benedict.bsky.social
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Hating on maga one day at a time.

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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trump rapes little kids.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
open.spotify.com/album/3yHkl8... Check out my fuck trump lp. These are my songs.
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Red Hat Hater
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
🙏 For solidarity in these very devised times, I think we should all celebrate the life of Charlie Kirk Also because it looks like they won’t fucking get over it. To show solidarity share this message as he would have wanted, please share. 🙏
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social we all know he would…
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Fuck trump.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
@schumer.senate.gov the most you have done to fight this regime is “send a strongly worded letter”. You need to fucking retire. You and Pelosi. You’re dated and not helpful to the current party and are letting the fascista take over.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Fuck MAGA. At this point, if they still support this fat scumbag, they are him. They are racist, stupid, hate filled losers. Fuck them.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social fuck you, you fascist. The worst part about you is you know you are lying for this shit administration. You know fatso is a racial, stupid authoritarian want to be and yet you still go along. Fuck you and your cunt wife. I hope you get what you deserve, fascist loser.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Help fight the unfair tariffs on penguins.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
To celebrate the idiotic tariffs FDT has a limited time “patron saint of economic collapse” shirt to show your support for stupid.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
At least we now know that put has on trump.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Accurate
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
youtu.be/79Uq6-Zlyyg Check out Mr Newberger. Some of these are pretty funny.
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The Reverse Scrooge (A Christmas Carol Parody)
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov please retire. You’ve done an amazing job and we are all grateful. But there’s a new generation that are more active and impactful. Dont screw us all by clinging to power.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
See! Elon has some support! 🤣
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#econsky. Add it to your feed
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
No…. He’s so clearly a masculine alpha male…
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 06/03/2025
BREAKING: The guy who bankrupted six companies is now tanking the American economy. Who could’ve seen this coming. thehill.com/business/517...
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Tis' Pookie, Immaculate Sister of the Butter Knife @katiesocialism.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 04/02/2025
You should print out your Social Security Statement. Elon and who knows how many countless others now have access to your private information, so it'd be wise to have a record of it.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
@schumer.senate.gov what the fuck are you people doing? You’re letting a moron and a South African fuck the entire country. What the fuck. Do something.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Homeless Intifada 🦋 @untoldcarlisle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Mother fucker
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Visiting Vegas to see the Eagles at the sphere and saw this garbage. Way off in the distance.
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I knew it!
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Call me Michael @michael-benedict.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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