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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time I’ve been cheated on, it was with someone chopped - which I thought was particularly offensive until my friend’s husband cheated on her with the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen in my life…made me grateful my exes were broke chuds that couldn’t pull
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I play on roadtrips and in Texas 2 hours is not enough to get you to the closest metropolitan city so it’s really inconvenient 💔
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re playing a switch 2 game, yeah 😭 I can play an older game no problem but Pokopia was burning my shit up
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The switch 2’s biggest nerf is its 2 hour battery life but I have been putting it on airplane mode and I can get 6 hours 🤫
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Playing fire emblem in the living room. Justin asked “why are they grey” 😫
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Credit score went up 100 points
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Happy Thursday Good Morning Happy Thursday
ALT: Happy Thursday Good Morning Happy Thursday
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because it’s fresh and fun to them and their friends 😭 but the meaning always gets watered down and inevitably used in a retail email notifying you about their third 20% off sale in the last 6 weeks
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know this is partially bc I’m getting old but I am once again complaining about how TikTok has homogenized culture - which would be one thing on its own - but part of the audience that are now participating were never aware before and can’t help but say the same three phrases over and over
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slop slop slop kinda chic kinda chic slop maxx maxx cool girl whimsy slop kinda chic to whimsy maxx slop
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being on a customer call: 😕😕😕 Being on a customer call but the customers are women: 🤩🤩😃😃🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️😊😊😊
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LITERALLYY
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been making ugly ass dresses for days FINALLY SOMETHING REAL
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every year she gets weirder like there’s no coming back from this
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On Fox News telling barbs to vote red
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nicki Minaj will do anything for a check except be normal
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Logging in and having 3 messages before my shift even started really just sets the tone for the week
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope you are having fun hehehe
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had an edible and hit a flow state #dressmaker
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I SEE YOU IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I GET YOUUU OMG
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It takes a real artist and lyricist to make it work the way it does too
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's so fun and relaxing. I've only been doing customer commissions and some of them are picky but I am gonna start making my own dresses after I get some more designs hehe
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YEAA I am much more interested in the angle they went with than a lead saving the world idgaf
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And it is that serious. #dressmaker
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have alwayssssss enjoyed stories about people that just happen to be in the environment that these things are occurring so to me it was very very fun and satisfying
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought the Resident Evil movie was sooo fun and I personally enjoy endings like that.
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It really is sad how you wanna try to be friends with a coworker for once and then it gets really bizarre
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate to hear this but I went through something similar earlier this year and it really sours some relationships. On top of the stress of caregiving, on top of the grief. Thinking about you
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like if I were helping individuals do something meaningful then a VIP client would matter to me but tbh everyone can wait an hour or two before I respond. It will be okay.
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is stupid. It’s a fake urgency perpetuated by people saying that they need to get the budget out right now or else the whole world will crumble. If everything is urgent, nothing is urgent. And it isn’t.
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
None of this is real and all my customers are corporations
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bring a lack of urgency to work that managers hate
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to bring back movie theatres where people shut the fuck up
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m doing all the women first and the men if I decide I am still having fun 😍
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Leda
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Goo Big Eyes Emoji with Sparkly Growing Eyes
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh?
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fighting for my life at work when i should actually be playing fire emblem is so fucked up
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meeting my new neighbor for the first time in the shortest crop top I own, low rise jorts and a leather newsboy cap 🥀
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
King…
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I found this lapel in a bag of jewelry I took from my grandparents house. It’s my Papa’s Aunt’s from her graduation at Grambling College. It’s not even called that anymore. I tried to find some information about it online, but it’s over 70 years old
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OMGGG I kid you not I bought this yesterday for a home fragrance.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
USians have extremely short memories. I remember numbers like this in 2020. Then folks put the fascist in chief back in the Presidency 4 years later...
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am a gourmand girl so I am offensive
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah! It’s so long lasting and really potent. I personally love it but it also leaves a trail. Lingers for a minute
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Though you can always smell the LUSH store from a block away, no matter where in the world you are, I guess.
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I personally love perfume and I definitely have an aura of it, probably if you’re within a foot of me you can smell it at any time which I think is too strong for Japanese etiquette in some situations., Japan has the most scentless public areas of anywhere I’ve been so I’m sure that contributes
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I bought it for her when she left Japan btw 🤓
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wanted to buy my mom her dream perfume for Christmas one year but she asked me not to, because she’d have nowhere to wear it because even one spray goes pretty far. Not something you notice in areas where people have more personal space, but in Tokyo you are often right next to someone else
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah 60+ and you’re kinda like God to me if you’re at the club
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Teens: leave 20s: fun, expected 30s: it’s getting weird 40s: fierce 50s: I guess 60s: indulgent, but in a way you deserve
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kenzie @miaukenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going to the club in your 30s is lame but I think if boomerangs to being chic in your 40s
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