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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 3h
[guy who's only watched inflation porn meeting a fat person for the first time] hmm... getting a lot of inflation porn vibes here
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 3h
thinking about the time I saw someone on twitter argue that inflation fetish art is immoral because inflated characters look fat and a lot of fat people are insecure about their bodies so sexualising that would make them uncomfortable
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 7h
blizzard will be like "we are dedicated to addressing community feedback" and then what they actually do is add an NPC named Stu Pididiot who runs around yelling the most uncharitable possible interpretation of the people's story complaints before falling over and dying in a giant fart cloud
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 8h
idc how innocuous your character concept seems, if you have "MDNI" in your TRP I'm forced to imagine you're somehow being a pervert about it
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 9h
primary school children will detect a single latent particle of neurodivergence in a classmate and immediately succumb to The Hunger
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 9h
if you're an undiagnosed autist at age 5 other children will descend upon you like a pack of wild dogs and every adult just kind of goes "yeah they do that sometimes"
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 11h
to be fair we basically do that with polish people in the UK
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 12h
who the fuck is that
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 22h
asexual salmon dying peacefully in its sleep
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can't wait to pay $30 for blorcs in the next Forever content drop
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
orcs, natural: brown/grey orcs, one dose of demon blood: green orcs, two doses of demon blood: red orcs, 3+ doses of demon blood: ???? there's clearly uncharted territory here
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i think they should keep feeding demon blood to fel orcs just to see what happens
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love spotting oomfs on epsilon. You are like beautiful birds to me.
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"ohhhh i think i've got it now" says woman who absolutely doesn't
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how in the fuck do you draw this angle without succumbing to frierenlookingup.jpg
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fucking hate this chud-occupied genre man
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when somebody recommends a bm band and you're like "hey isn't that guy a nazi" and they go "no you're thinking of this other very well known nazi" so you look it up and the guy in fact has a side project named 14SynagogueArsonist88
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
throwing ass and it makes the gmod ragdoll sound
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how did you manage to make him so cute though goodness gracious
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🔮 imp @ taking a break @imp-in-a-ball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Skeletal warrior 💀 #worldofwarcraft #warcraftart #undead
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry I don't think there's anything inherently valuable or interesting about the act of markmaking. Maybe I'm a bad person.
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am an ape rubbing a stick on a slab until it kind of looks like something and I don't have enough of an ego to pretend that I'm contributing anything to the world by doing that
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I never understood those guys who refuse to identify as gay or even bisexual despite regularly and enthusiastically having sex with other men until people started calling me an artist just because I draw sometimes
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
theramore was a legitimate target
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
forklift certified whipping doughnuts around the warehouse sipping coffee so irish that the BBC have dubbed over its voice
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it never went away if you're smart enough about it
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have to admire that they just rawdogged trying to copy the AI pic instead of tracing it
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the look i give my extremely offline 70 year old father when he suggests i make money by drawing portraits of people's pets
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
with AI usage being so rampant it's honestly kind of heartwarming when you just catch somebody tracing. this 97 year old scammer still pretends to be an artist the old fashioned way
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are in the middle of a mass disabling event (guy running around smashing people's knees in with a big hammer)
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everybody does dick ratings but nobody wants to offer real constructive criticism
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every other autistic person online complains about being told they "don't look autistic" but nobody has ever said that to me in my life so I can only conclude that it's either a made up problem or I look like the platonic ideal of autism
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
did you know they can forget how to use the cat flap
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
having a cat who is incredibly stupid has taught me more in one year than having a cat who was reasonably intelligent did in 16
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
my role on the leftist commune will be astarion discourse instigator
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I stand with my chopped wife
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in the club spiking the punch bowl with the blood of mannoroth
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
under a memorial post for your grandma
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
comments "disgusting AI slop" under your wedding photos
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you make a joke about femboy RPers and people will start telling you that cis men who are naturally, effortlessly, and permanently indistinguishable from women are a real demographic deserving of representation
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Did MoP actually do faction conflict well?" yes, because they shot that raccoon
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the thing about having problematic kinks is that basically nobody actually cares if you're funny about it
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she let me break her dni because i'm chill
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