michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 20/09/2025this is my spite song knew i was right song 020
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 17/07/2025caving to my baser instincts (tasting cicada exoskeleton) 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 30/06/2025there’s no rule that says you can’t eat a big bowl of seasoned breadcrumbs like they’re italian granola 020
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025there’s a curious george book about this 020
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025happy father’s day a vote for zohran is a vote for families!! 030
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 12/06/2025[making small talk] so what’s your favorite genre of chip 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025man i sure bet it would piss off donald trump if someone donated five millions dollars to zohran right now all but ensuring he’s the next mayor of nyc man i sure bet that would get him hopping mad 020
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025every space is a flex space when i’m occupying it 💪🏻 000
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 02/06/2025i swear to god this sounds made up but it’s not blame mo willems for teaching my children how to appropriate the language of oppression via elephant and piggie 000
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 02/06/2025scolding my toddler for dumping out every toy he owns before 7am this morning and he hit my ass with “making a mess is kid culture” 120
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 26/05/2025if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor 000
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 26/05/2025“The work of political organizing is not so different from the work of managing a research lab.” the great @danielmalinsky.bsky.social on activist scientists www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comNow is the time for scientists to stand up against Trump’s repressive agenda | Daniel MalinskyThe administration is attacking research, health and the environment. We might seem unlikely activists – but we have a duty to dissent 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 25/05/2025seems like a mistake that scone isn’t an abbreviation for snow cone 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025pitchfork 1906 awarding “you’re a grand old flag” best new music 110
Reposted by michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmithShefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 22/05/20251 in 5 trans adults are insured through Medicaid - and this is what happens when they can’t use that coverage for gender-affirming care 19thnews.org/2025/02/red-...19thnews.org'Any moment could be the last': Red states could preview gender-affirming care under TrumpA restrictive Idaho law banning state insurance from covering gender-affirming care could be a peek into the future of a national ban on Medicaid spending for transgender care. 4464217
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025footlocker is a good name for a shoe store because at the end of the day what is a sneaker if not a locker for your foot 020
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025if you ain’t scrubbing with a hard bristled brush like cillian murphy in small things like these you aren’t washing 000
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025people who wash their hands with warm water are too coddled 100
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept 040
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 20/05/2025people who press the door close button on elevators need to relax 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 20/05/2025[weird al frog-ovic] livin la vida croak-a … when a problem comes along, you must ribbit 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025in fairness the cormac mccarthy guy is the cormac mccarthy guy of staring at his phone a lot 100
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i’m the cormac mccarthy guy of staring at my phone a lot 110
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 18/05/2025enormous tupperware containers with threatening auras 000
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 17/05/2025before becoming a parent: putting kids on leashes is inhumane after becoming a parent: so how does it work exactly are the choke collar and electric collar sold separately or 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025henson affiliated properties are fun for the whole fam 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025disney adults imply the existence of a24 babies 100
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025holy shit dawg kkr can we talk do you fw half baked millennial autofiction 120
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025[at a party, convincingly] oh you work in stakeholder relations? that’s sick 020
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025perhaps this would make more sense if i’d actually typed underdressed in my initial post 000
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025me calibrating the specific amount of weed to consume before this party that will bolster my “fuck it spirit” and not trigger ego death 110
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025hello darkness my old friend undressed for the function once again 100
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025i myself did not participate in greek life during undergrad but do remember being astonished at the time by the amount of academic cheating happening inside that system … a frat gpt if you will 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025this is what accountable community looks like male loneliness epidemic can kiss my ass 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025thirty six year old father of two getting into grindcore surely a midlife crisis indicator yes? 130
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025and look at me, merely a full-time distinguished nudnik. thanks for clarifying ron 010
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 14/05/2025consider adding maureen corrigan, assuming you’d consider her on-air reviews for fresh air? 250
michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 14/05/2025you’re getting published by a small press i’m getting crushed by a hydraulic press we are not the same 040
