Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As I do most of my shopping online these days, I thought I'd pop down to the shops today and buy a glove - just to keep my hand in. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Does man have free will? I'll ask the wife." -- Jean-Paul Sartre 010
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Recently I came across a circular piece of black vinyl, about seven inches in diameter, with a small hole in the centre and a narrow groove spiralling inwards on each face. Is this a record? 001
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In fiction, we’re taught that dialogue must serve to move the story forward. In real life, dialogue seems only to impede such progress. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If I put speech marks around the word 'shy', would they be introverted commas? 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If Maradona was so great, why did she quit football and take up singing? 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It was only a typing error on my part, I know that. But, really, when I was making enquires about patios, how could that building contractor seriously think I was asking his advice on Creole dialects of Jamaica? 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m never sure how ‘spelled’ is spelt. Is it spelt ‘spelled’? Or is it spelled ‘spelt’? 000
Reposted by Malcolm FurnassAndy Fanton @yourpalfanton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Today we get a new Prime Minister, and somewhat EERILY and UNCANNILY, here's a peek at this week's Bash Street Kids in the Beano, out Wednesday. Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant. 1144
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Q: Which item of clothing has had a long career as a vocalist in the Beach Boys? A: My Glove. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It is said that everyone has a book inside them. I sincerely hope that it stays that way. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The French envy us our early morning milk deliveries. Their milk is always lait. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Though my old art teacher knew his subject well enough, he openly admitted to being overly obsessed with one particular period -- that of 17th century Italy. "If it ain't Baroque," he would say, "then don't fixate." 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Who is this Walter that people say you can lead a horse to? 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Looking back, I don’t think everyone was Kung Fu fighting. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It was odd seeing John Cleese, Ben Whishaw, and John de Lancie together at that motorway service station. But the road signs earlier had warned us that queues would be likely. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 23/05/2026'You Won't See Me' seems to be one of Paul McCartney's least well-known compositions, but I remember it as if it was yesterday. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Hard at work on my new epic poem, I was surprised by a phone call from my electricity supplier. They want to come and check my meter. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Was Columbo the only tv detective to have discovered America? 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 17/05/2026A couple of interesting facts about Top Cat: 1) He's intellectual. 2) Close friends get to call him T.C. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 13/05/2026A simple rule of thumb: Anyone who wants to be Prime Minister shouldn’t be. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 10/05/2026One of the characters spelling out the name on the back end of my sailboat is looking a bit worse for wear. I got in touch with the manufacturers, but I guess I must have violated the warranty somehow, because they’ve since told me they’ll be sending me a stern letter! 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 10/05/2026With all the equipment left over from my failed shoe-repair business, the first thing I need to do is decide what to get rid of—but it certainly won't be the last. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Why are they called local elections? Some are being held hundreds of miles away. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Word of the day: "Infinity" — A singles bar where parallel lines meet. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Still the most iconic (and exciting) image in comics... 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 15/04/2026There's a notice in our hotel room: "If you've forgotten anything, just ask at Reception." But even they can't help me with my Netflix password. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Ullswater residents preparing to replicate *that* scene from ‘The Man With The Golden Gun’. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“Describe yourself in three fictional characters,” they said... 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 05/04/2026"Actually, it is rocket science." -- Wernher von Braun 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Keeping an eye on the weather tonight… I hope the clouds lift, or the Artemis crew will not be able to see where they’re going. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Like a lot of people, I sometimes wonder what is the meaning of it all. So I looked in a dictionary. "It" means "The subject of an impersonal verb", and "All" means "Whole quantity or number". That's that sorted, then. 000
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 14/03/2026How come when the sun is out it’s light but when the lights are out it’s dark? 000
Reposted by Malcolm FurnassNigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Whooo! Beano artist and writer creates twisty crime thriller! www.waterstones.com/book/nine-kn...waterstones.comNine Knives by Nigel Auchterlounie | WaterstonesBuy Nine Knives by Nigel Auchterlounie from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25. 3387
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Surely, if rolling off a log was so easy, we'd see more people doing it. 010
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 12/02/2026From a few years ago: a local bookshop’s Valentine’s Day window display. I like the way someone has snuck in a copy of Lovecraft Country. 010
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 03/02/2026The difference between them and us is that they think they are right but we know we are right. 000
Reposted by Malcolm FurnassNigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Oooo! What a dramatic scene! 12712
Malcolm Furnass @mfurnass.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Yet another despot he admires: did I just hear Trump saying he’s looking forward to going to Switzerland and meeting Davros? 010
